The new girl answered the first question Miss MacLachlan asked her with,"You have a big nose. Nows. Bigg."
Miss MacLachlan sent her to the vice-principal's office.
"You have a big nose too! Haahve. Two."
He sent her to the principal's office.
"Does everybody in this school have a big nose? Skool. Evrybudy. Or it could be Everiebuddi. Either would work."
And he sent her to detention.
Of course, I was busy slapping my forehead repeatedly. Ripeetdlie. Ahh! I'm getting June-itus!
Miss MacLachlan sent her to the vice-principal's office.
"You have a big nose too! Haahve. Two."
He sent her to the principal's office.
"Does everybody in this school have a big nose? Skool. Evrybudy. Or it could be Everiebuddi. Either would work."
And he sent her to detention.
Of course, I was busy slapping my forehead repeatedly. Ripeetdlie. Ahh! I'm getting June-itus!