What if I told you...

[MusicIsTehBomb]

I'd say, "Cool. Get Joe to pluck his eyebrows for me. Please."

What if I told you that I almost beat a kid's face in with a baseball bat?

 

[xXMrs.Joe JonasXx]

I would be all "...COOL!"

What if I told you I was Joe Jonas' girlfriend?

 

[*jenny*]

i would be happy for u

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wati f i told u i ate my comp. and married nick jonas

 

[xXMrs.Joe JonasXx]

I would be like "...OMJ! AWESOME! Your my soon to be sister in law!!"

What if I told you I was famous?

 

[*jenny*]

i would ask u for 100 dollars

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wat if i told u im a crazy person?

 

[xXMrs.Joe JonasXx]

I'd be all "...Okay."

 

[Ichigotchi_Piggy]

...You didn't give a question, so I'll just go on a scrolling rampage on this page and then the next one I see will be the one I do.

-Goes on page scrolling rampage- Okay, I've chosen *jenny*'s "What if I told you I ate my computer and married Nick Jonas?"

Okays, for the first part, I would have wondered how you did it, how long it took and how big your esophagus is. For the second part, I would have been traumatized. I do not like the Jonas Brothers. x_x

What if I told you that your left ear magically decintigrated?

 

[*jenny*]

i would be sad cuz i like my left side

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wat if i told u i was gunna kill u

 

[xXMrs.Joe JonasXx]

I would run.

What if I told you I married Joe Jonas?

 

[*jenny*]

i would ba happy for u

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wat if i told u i had a abay at nine yrs. old

 

[xXMrs.Joe JonasXx]

I'd be like "...Did you give it up?"

What if I told you I knew the lead singer of "We the Kings."

 

[*jenny*]

i wouldnt care

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wat if i told u i eat jalapenos strait out of the jar(wich i really do)

 

[costella]

I wouldn't really care and continue on with my post.

What if I told you that I hate my life -.-

 

[xXMrs.Joe JonasXx]

I would tell you I hate my life too.

What if I told you I knew Gerard Way?

 

[*jenny*]

i would say "who is he?"

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wat if i told u i have lice(wich i dont!)

 

[sarah8]

Keep away from you

What if I told you I was dead when I wasn't

 

[*jenny*]

i would be like "who da liar?u da lair!"

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wat if i told u i died of low intellagence

 

[*jenny*]

I wouldn't really care and continue on with my post.

What if I told you that I hate my life -.-

why wouldnt u well... i know why but neve mind go on

 

[*jenny*]

anyone there?

 

[Abercrombie_Chick]

i would be like "who da liar?u da lair!".................................................................

wat if i told u i died of low intellagence

I would say, your the liar also.

What if I told you that i'm the most popular girl in school?