The Adventures of Yi: Episode One:
Operative Yi saves the whole world for the 1st time in 30 seconds!
SEL=Supreme Evil Lord
Y=Yi
Z=Zhao
H=Hobo
SEL: Yes! I finally have it! With this, the world will end in just 30 seconds!
SEL: Yay.
Z= Yi, Yi!
Y. Whaaaaat?
Z. The world is going to end in 30 SECONDS!!!!!!!!
Y=you want toast or fish meat?
Z: Yi!
Y= Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Z= the world is going to end!!!!!!
Y: Cool.
Z: Yi this is serious!!!!!!
Y: Shut up Zhao! I’m trying to think.... YES!
Z: What??
Y: We’ll have fish meat on toast!
Z: Yi! 20 seconds!
Y: Anime Time! ACTIVATE!
Z: Whaaaa---?
Y: This gives us.... ummmmm........ TWO MINUTES!
Z: Umm Yi?
Y: No.
Z: Whadaya mean “no”?
Y: Screw you! You weigh me down! I’LL FIND MY FATHER ON MY OWWWWWWWNNNNN!
Z: Bu-bu-but I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU!
SEL: WTF?
Z: Huh?
H: That’s bein’ yi!
Z: Hey, it worked!
Y: Shaddup!
Y: Activate RPG battle sequence!
SEL+Z+H:?????????????????
~BATTLE BEGIN~
Yi: 233/233
Zhao: 199/199
VS
Hobo: 33/33
Supreme Evil Lord: 812/812
Yi attacks with the power of a cat!
Dealt 400 damage to SEL
SEL: 412/812
Yi haxed!
Yi attacks with the power of a cat!
Dealt 400 damage to SEL
SEL: 12/812
Yi haxed!
Yi attacks with the power of a cat!
Dealt 12 damage to SEL!
SEL died!
Yi haxed!
Yi attacks with the power of a cat!
Dealt 33 damage to Hobo.
Hobo died!
Yi haxed!
Yi attacks with the power of a cat!
Zhao: Yi!!!!!
Dealt 198 damage to Zhao!
Zhao: 1/199
Yi haxed!
Zhao Fled!
~ WINNER: Yi! ~
And soth tye ultimatreth evil lord twas banquishedth ttoooth theeeaa rulm ov vcatrgkmeti vdbhribnkjrbnjvbbbgbgj
YOU MIGHT HAVE JUST WON A FREE TOASTER OVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Y: Yeee-aaahhhhh
Z: You almost killed me!
Y: So?
Z: What would you do without me???
Y: Ummmmm.
Z. Exactly.
Y:UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
Z:?
~~~ The End~~~
I like writing uterly random things. IDK how it ended up on C&P though.