When was the last time you lied?

[cluck_cluck_chicken]

Umm. I told mum I have no H/W and I told my teacher I forgot my H/W and its on the bench.

And I told Jessy I loved Twilight ton avoid being killed.

 

[Sweet Kandi]

To someone else, I lied about being in the hospital to keep my mom out of trouble, lol. Long story.

In general, I lie to myself all the time x.x;

 

[illiey12]

I lied just an hour or 2 ago.

I told mum that I havent spent this whole time after school on the computer. Turns out, I have D:

 

[tamawho!!??]

I'm lying as I write this I kicked my brothers skateboard into my his leg just now and he started shouting "OMFG WHY DID YOU DO THAT!" and I'm all shutup I didnt Lol.

And yesterday I dropped my cup down the stairs and it smashed into agagillion peices and shes all "WTF Did ya drop the cup???" I was all "noooooo wtf why would you blame something like that on me I am 13 I DO know how to carry a cup down the stairs" and then we went on like that. It was pretty obvious it was me though considering I was only one up stairs. ;D

I had to resort to "It was already like that when I came"

And again a new one just occured I was drinking from my water bottle and the lid came off and all blackcrurrent went all over the keyboard and me and my

2 year old brother and I put the bottle in his hands and blamed him. Rofl I feel so mean and he dosnt even understand I will make it up to him when hes about 5!

I am soooo clumsy ):

Edit: I just fell off my chair slippery 'cause of the blackcurrent or maybe it's karmer getting me back for blaming my brother?!