Your favourite insults.

[**Rainbow**]

Happy opposite day!
Ex:

Person- "You're such a fatzo"

Other person- "Well I see you're celebrating opposite day too!"

.. Idk, I think my brother made that one, or got it from someone else. :/

LOL I think I might use that comeback on my sis!

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

Of course you think I'm -ugly/fat/whatever-, your eyes are screwed!

 

[Mazeay]

Really? My face is actually a mirror!

Jimmy: (You're so fat/ugly/whatever)

Bob: (My face is a mirror!)

hahahahano.

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

Finish smoking or I will finish you - I insult smokers. xD

 

[.:VeganCheeseBurgerFTW:.]

You're a dictionary.

Only I understand that one! Personal jokes with self FTW.