Posted 24 May 2012 - 02:48 AM
Also, today in English we had the real assessment for our speeches (having had a practise earlier), and I did my speech on stereotypes, so I had a vid of the World Conference from the first episode of Hetalia for it (Yes, you read right), and then, after I finished my speech, one of the boys said "PASTAAAAA!" like Italy xD
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Posted 24 May 2012 - 11:11 PM
In the computer lab, this boy's headphone's wouldn't work, and the teacher said "Maybe he stuck it in the wrong hole" and me, having the dirty mind I have, turned around really surprised and said "What?!" and my friend gasped, started laughing and said "What were you thinking, she was talking about the headphones!" and we started laughing uncontrollably. xDD
My friend and I were pretend-fighting and she started singing kung fu fighting. It was hilarious.
I was wearing a wristband, and I kept flinging it at the Jenga block towers, and destroying it.
My friend had this pointer stick, and we both wanted it, so I grabbed it sitting down, and she was standing up, and she dragged me on my chair around the room. I fell xD
We were going to watch a movie, and I was trying to find a chair. There was one, but right as I was about to sit down on it, a boy took it away and sat on it. I fell on the floor.
The fire alarm went off without any warning, and I asked my friend "Is there really a fire? I brought my MP3 player to school! I don't want it to burn. And I left it in homeroom!!!" And she said "Oh wow, the fire alarm went off and the first thing you think of is your MP3 player. The first thing I thought of was my bag of chips I left in homeroom" xDD
My friend's soda exploded on her.
My friend's pudding cup spilled when she tried to open it. I poured grape soda on the pudding.
I was running homeroom acting like an airplane.
I made my friend a paper giraffe, but I screwed it up and she named it Phil The Retarded Baby Giraffe,
I attacked my friend with my notebook. He took it from me and I had to chase him around the school to get it xD
My friends and I were messing around with Uno cards, and I got two of the 6 cards, and turned one to make 69. My best friend got the joke and he started laughing his head off. My innocent friend was clueless and my perverted friend started laughing uncontrollably.
I flung a rubber band at my best friend, and he pretended to die. It was hilarious.
It was really windy outside, and I yelled "I'm on the Titanic!" With my arms spread. My friend said "Not anymore!" and he pushed me down.
I gave my friend a "goodbye I'll probably never see you again" hug and I made him fall down. ._.
I kicked a rock and hurt my toe. It was hilarious.
I accidentally fell into a bush.
Edited by Neon Pegasus, 24 May 2012 - 11:14 PM.
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Posted 25 May 2012 - 09:07 AM
EDIT:so in english we did watch the rest of the WWII movie thing and when it ended i started clapping and everyone did too. then the teacher asked me what my fav part was and I said "I was so bored of that movie that I almost feel asleep." xD
Edited by TicTax, 25 May 2012 - 03:54 PM.
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Posted 01 June 2012 - 12:34 PM
EDIT: at lunch I herd this kid yelling "NO I'M PINKIE PIE!" and this kid saying "No your Rareity then this other kid said "no your Pinkie Pie and RainbowDash" xD (lol a MLP joke at school thats new)
Edited by TicTax, 01 June 2012 - 04:10 PM.
Posted 01 June 2012 - 07:22 PM
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Posted 12 June 2012 - 04:39 PM
Yeah, highschool is so much funnier during class than primary, but primary had better teachers...
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Posted 13 June 2012 - 04:01 AM
And at lunch today a couple of my other friends were filling up water balloons, and she was casually holding it and it popped in her hands all over the corridor floor and this Year 12 student was like "I TOLD YOU THAT WOULD HAPPEN" it was too funny xD
Edited by Famous Last Words.x, 13 June 2012 - 04:05 AM.
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Posted 15 August 2012 - 03:45 AM
Edited by It`s Teri, 15 August 2012 - 03:46 AM.
Posted 15 August 2012 - 06:16 AM
2) me and my bff where sat outside on a wall discussing the fact that we think batman is gay (he hasnt really shown any love intrest in the dc comics) and this random guy came up to us said heyy in a really pervy voice , took his shirt off , tipped and bottle of water on his head then walked of like nothing ever happened.
3) me and my bestys saff and bella, where sat in this ict room .. when this really cute guy walked in (he looked about 16), we all went red and stared at our screen , then after a few minutes bella , worked up the guts to go and talk to him, she .. was 'heyyyyy your cute how come i havent seen your around before are you new' she was being REALLY FLIRTY he just looked up and said 'argh i work here as the new ict teacher' me and saff nearly peed it was great
Edited by dragonlass666, 15 August 2012 - 06:28 AM.
Posted 16 August 2012 - 07:39 AM
"What time is it?"
and then my classmate put his foot on the table, his HIS WRIST WATCH WAS ON HIS ANKLE.
"2:00" he said like it was normal to wear wrist watches on ankles.
But it's not as funny just reading about it.
Posted 24 August 2012 - 03:24 AM
Posted 24 August 2012 - 04:19 AM
1. We went on a residential visit in Year 5, and there was a locked door in our room, and when a load of boys in our room were like, "I bet Zombies live in there" I was in the toilet, and I found the door had a key in it outside our room, I heard them from the outside so I made a plan. I got one of my friends to lend me her makeup the next night, so I just did some simple tired-eyes makeup. Then we melted a tiny bit of lipstick with a hairdryer, and poured it down my lips. So I walked in, opening the door really slowly and moaning and they all had heart attacks X3.
2. I convinced one of my friends that if you punch a brick in the middle it will crack it when I was in Year 6, so they punched the brick really hard and broke like 3 fingers on their hand XP.
Edited by Mamapatchi, 24 August 2012 - 04:20 AM.