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Posted 24 May 2012 - 02:48 AM ( #2330 )

Okay, so on Tuesday, in Early Childhood Education, the teacher wanted to make sure we knew what's happening next Monday (a public health nurse is coming to talk to us about childhood diseases and stuff), so she said "What's happening on Monday?" and then one of the boys in the class yelled out "Yo mama!" xDD

Also, today in English we had the real assessment for our speeches (having had a practise earlier), and I did my speech on stereotypes, so I had a vid of the World Conference from the first episode of Hetalia for it (Yes, you read right), and then, after I finished my speech, one of the boys said "PASTAAAAA!" like Italy xD
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Posted 24 May 2012 - 11:11 PM ( #2331 )

Well, it was the last day of school today, and people did whatever they want, and the teachers had games, so my friends and I played Jenga. I blew on the Jenga building we made, and one of the loose blocks slid out halfway o.o

In the computer lab, this boy's headphone's wouldn't work, and the teacher said "Maybe he stuck it in the wrong hole" and me, having the dirty mind I have, turned around really surprised and said "What?!" and my friend gasped, started laughing and said "What were you thinking, she was talking about the headphones!" and we started laughing uncontrollably. xDD

My friend and I were pretend-fighting and she started singing kung fu fighting. It was hilarious.

I was wearing a wristband, and I kept flinging it at the Jenga block towers, and destroying it.

My friend had this pointer stick, and we both wanted it, so I grabbed it sitting down, and she was standing up, and she dragged me on my chair around the room. I fell xD

We were going to watch a movie, and I was trying to find a chair. There was one, but right as I was about to sit down on it, a boy took it away and sat on it. I fell on the floor.

The fire alarm went off without any warning, and I asked my friend "Is there really a fire? I brought my MP3 player to school! I don't want it to burn. And I left it in homeroom!!!" And she said "Oh wow, the fire alarm went off and the first thing you think of is your MP3 player. The first thing I thought of was my bag of chips I left in homeroom" xDD

My friend's soda exploded on her.

My friend's pudding cup spilled when she tried to open it. I poured grape soda on the pudding.

I was running homeroom acting like an airplane.

I made my friend a paper giraffe, but I screwed it up and she named it Phil The Retarded Baby Giraffe,

I attacked my friend with my notebook. He took it from me and I had to chase him around the school to get it xD

My friends and I were messing around with Uno cards, and I got two of the 6 cards, and turned one to make 69. My best friend got the joke and he started laughing his head off. My innocent friend was clueless and my perverted friend started laughing uncontrollably.

I flung a rubber band at my best friend, and he pretended to die. It was hilarious.

It was really windy outside, and I yelled "I'm on the Titanic!" With my arms spread. My friend said "Not anymore!" and he pushed me down.

I gave my friend a "goodbye I'll probably never see you again" hug and I made him fall down. ._.

I kicked a rock and hurt my toe. It was hilarious.

I accidentally fell into a bush.

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Posted 25 May 2012 - 09:07 AM ( #2332 )

oh god so on wensday we watched some of this history movie in english (yeah english they tell us about WWII there >_<) and so it had this one guy in it and some people even me said "eww" tell he left the screen. they kept calling America a girl for some reason and when he had to stop the video so we can watch the rest on friday (today) everyones like "NOOOO I CAN'T WAIT 2 DAYS NOOOOOO" xD

EDIT:so in english we did watch the rest of the WWII movie thing and when it ended i started clapping and everyone did too. then the teacher asked me what my fav part was and I said "I was so bored of that movie that I almost feel asleep." xD

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Posted 31 May 2012 - 09:54 PM ( #2333 )

ok so on my way to math today I herd someone yell "thats why you have no life" then I yelled " I know I have no life!" XD
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Posted 01 June 2012 - 04:24 AM ( #2334 )

Oh yeah, yesterday in English we were going over who had already done their speeches and who hadn't, and one boy was like "Has Teri been yet? Oh yeah, she did the pasta one" xD the same one who said "PASTAAAA!" when I finished the speech.
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Posted 01 June 2012 - 12:34 PM ( #2335 )

Ok so during History this girl had a ring and she said "I'm married" and I said "to who?" her friend said "she married a trash can" then we started laughing (you know I just was dieing to say "I'm married to someone who isn't real" but I held it in =u=) then she said to her friend "Your married to a Bimbo" then she said "Well I am not married to a Trash can I am married to a guy named Jerry" I said "he isnt real I know it" then she said "yeah he is he works at the Zoo (San Diego Zoo)" and I was just sitting there laughing xD

EDIT: at lunch I herd this kid yelling "NO I'M PINKIE PIE!" and this kid saying "No your Rareity then this other kid said "no your Pinkie Pie and RainbowDash" xD (lol a MLP joke at school thats new)

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Posted 01 June 2012 - 07:22 PM ( #2336 )

I was eating a scone at lunch today, and one guy was like "Is that a scone?" and I said "No, it's a horse." So, somebody was like "What's that?" later on and I said "It's a horse."
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Posted 11 June 2012 - 04:54 PM ( #2337 )

omg so today was "field day" we went somewhere got churros,shredded ice and cotton candy. I met some people who liked my little pony. (one of them had a derpy shirt on) we talked about mlp for a while even sung the mlp theme. and also we played some songs from her phone like some dubstep songs and mlp songs. and some kid kept saying he was derpy and someone kept saying stay out of my shed. and after that I saw someone with a heatalia shirt I was like "I really need to say something about it" in my mind but I never said anything ._.


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Posted 12 June 2012 - 04:39 PM ( #2338 )

It is a tradition, that every Drama lesson, I go 'as high as a kite.' Pfft, And I'm clearly the nuttiest person in my class. When I'm usually quiet during maths or english, in drama, I roll around everywhere, propose that we make plays about pufferfish wars and all that jazz.

Yeah, highschool is so much funnier during class than primary, but primary had better teachers...


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Posted 12 June 2012 - 11:52 PM ( #2339 )

I pulled out a few different pictures of anime characters I had a crush on, called to everyone's attention, and said LOOK AT MAH SEXY HUSBANDS and everyone laughed at me. #FOREVER ALONE

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Posted 13 June 2012 - 04:01 AM ( #2340 )

So in Science today I was late, so I walked in and we were determining if things were dead or alive, and I sort of dozed off on my desk towards the end of the lesson and my friend Grace put a dead huhu grub in front of my face, and when I finally snapped out of it I screamed out loud. So embarassing but gdi those bugs are scary.

And at lunch today a couple of my other friends were filling up water balloons, and she was casually holding it and it popped in her hands all over the corridor floor and this Year 12 student was like "I TOLD YOU THAT WOULD HAPPEN" it was too funny xD

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 11:29 AM ( #2341 )

If I typed all of them it would take a week so I'll just say a super funny one.In class I sat next to the most annoying person on the planet and my teacher was playing a game to teach us probability and I got partnered with the annoying person and I was player A who has way less chance of winning than player B and the annoying person was player B and I was winning even though I had way less of a chane of winning and the annoying guy got so mad he crumpled up the paper(we had to write the score on a piece of paper) ripped it in half crumpled it again and SHOVED IT IN HIS MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!And after that he spat it in the garbage can grabbed a piece of tape and covered his mouth with it

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Posted 15 August 2012 - 03:45 AM ( #2342 )

At netball practise today, one of the girls put a netball in her shirt and pretended to be pregnant. When it came to warm-up time, the coach/teacher told her to take it out and her reply was "Nah miss, I'm not due for another 3 months!" Then later she put the netball back in her shirt, and the teacher said "Take your baby out" xDD

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Posted 15 August 2012 - 06:16 AM ( #2343 )

1)we were in science and our teacher was burning stuff and he make it very clear it was dangerous and whot not and he set it beard on fire and was running around the class room for about five minutes whacking himself in the face ..

2) me and my bff where sat outside on a wall discussing the fact that we think batman is gay (he hasnt really shown any love intrest in the dc comics) and this random guy came up to us said heyy in a really pervy voice , took his shirt off , tipped and bottle of water on his head then walked of like nothing ever happened.

3) me and my bestys saff and bella, where sat in this ict room .. when this really cute guy walked in (he looked about 16), we all went red and stared at our screen , then after a few minutes bella , worked up the guts to go and talk to him, she .. was 'heyyyyy your cute how come i havent seen your around before are you new' she was being REALLY FLIRTY he just looked up and said 'argh i work here as the new ict teacher' me and saff nearly peed it was great

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 07:39 AM ( #2344 )

One funny thing that happened in school a long time ago in grade 4:
"What time is it?"
and then my classmate put his foot on the table, his HIS WRIST WATCH WAS ON HIS ANKLE.
"2:00" he said like it was normal to wear wrist watches on ankles.

But it's not as funny just reading about it. :(

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 03:24 AM ( #2345 )

Today, in my school lunch I had a packet of dried apricots and I was eating them at interval, and one was funny-shaped, and I showed my friends and said "Look at this!" then one of my friends was like "It looks like a..." and I thought it looked like a moustache so I held it up to my upper lip and said "MOOSTACHE!" xD


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Posted 24 August 2012 - 04:19 AM ( #2346 )

I'll do my top two :3

1. We went on a residential visit in Year 5, and there was a locked door in our room, and when a load of boys in our room were like, "I bet Zombies live in there" I was in the toilet, and I found the door had a key in it outside our room, I heard them from the outside so I made a plan. I got one of my friends to lend me her makeup the next night, so I just did some simple tired-eyes makeup. Then we melted a tiny bit of lipstick with a hairdryer, and poured it down my lips. So I walked in, opening the door really slowly and moaning and they all had heart attacks X3.

2. I convinced one of my friends that if you punch a brick in the middle it will crack it when I was in Year 6, so they punched the brick really hard and broke like 3 fingers on their hand XP.

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