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Posted 22 June 2012 - 07:37 PM ( #273 )

Finally...over 3500 views....Yaaayyy!!!!
CE LE BRATE GOOD TIMES COME ONNN!
BA DOO DA DOO DA DOODOODOO!
O.o You guys are adults. And spazzier than me.
YOLO!
Oh yeah! *high fives Blue*
Hey, I've got a question, Blue.
Yeah?
WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE US TO THE ROLLERCOASTERS ASDFGHJKL; *shakes Blue*
Bbbeecccauusee Iiii coooulldddnnn''ttttt. Sssstttooopppp shhhhaaakkkiinnnggg meeee.
Yeah, Blue. Why?
Because I don't like carrying purses and you guys could've fallen out of my hand into...*dun dun dun* WATER! Or worse: crushed by a foot, a rollercoaster thingamabob, or stolen by one of my classmates and tortured! Dun dun dunnn
Oh, did I forget to mention that I won tickets to Tama Land?
Whaaattt?????!!!!!!!! Gimme those babies! *snatches tickets*
There's...one, two three! Ha, none for Blue!
Aww...:'(
....the King texted me...
oooOOOhhh....
He says, "The human has to go with you. She gets free admission. Don't worry, they'll recognize her for sure." Gee, I wonder why.
....asdfghjkl;....we can't go until tomorrow....
Aw......&^$&^&%&*(*&
That was not a cuss, that was you smacking your head on the keyboard while Meggie sat on the shift key.
Pfft. The shift key is comfy.
Thanks for reading! Drop a message in OUR PM box if you wish! Have a great day!
ROLLERCOASTERS! OH YEAAAH!!!

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 08:58 PM ( #274 )

Okay, sorry for the lame ending yesterday, but I was being kicked off to do cooler things like eat dinner (we eat dinner at weird times) and other stuff.
Anyway, I have lots of photos to show you guys. :3
OH! SO GET IN THE CAR, WE CAN RIDE IT WHEREVER YOU WANT
YOU WANT TO STEER, BUT I'M SHIFTING GEARS, I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE
No way, I'll take it, I totally have a driver's license and will probably not, you know, drive into a tree or whatever.
Probably? I like definitely. Definitely is the coolest word in the universe.
No, frou-frou is.
Kuchipatchi is the coolest word in the universe. Fo sho.
Hmm, I wonder why?
....Boo, internet is being stupid. Why, internet? Why do you hate me so?
Because you're just so hatable as I am so loveable?
Yeah, I'm sure that's the answer.
Look, can we stop the uselessness and start the rollercoaster...ness?
Okay! I'll drive!
NO!
Too bad! I'm in the driver's seat! Get in, everybody!
I call shotgun!
Boo. How come I'm always in the backseat?
Because you're Blue. Get in!
*sighs* Fine. I'm getting in. See me get in. Get in, Blue, get in.
See Spot run. Run, Spot, run.
Wow, you memorized that?
What are you talking about? I'm still reading those books. Soon, I'll be ready to read 4 pages of If You Give a Mouse a Cookie!
Pfft......xDDD
Don't laugh at me. <_<
Pffftttt......*snickers*
Like the chocolate bar! Speaking of which, I have one...half.
GIMME THAT ASDFGHJKL;
NO WAY I DESERVE THAT
MIIIIIIIINNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*pops it into mouth* Yum. ^_^
O_O
0_0
O.O
Not. Fair.
Speaking of fairs, I see the fair with the rollercoasters!
I...feel...sick...
Oh. No. *runs away*
O_O...o.o....o.O....ew....
Um...
I think this is a good time to end.
Thanks for reading, I hope the internet won't glitch out tomorrow, feed my PM box, it's getting very, very hungry-
RAWR I'M HUNGRY FEED ME OR I WILL EAT SOMETHING LIKE YOUR FACE RAWWRRR
My point exactly. Have a great day!
*barf* My day wasn't so great.
You don't say.
No, really? I never knew.

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Posted 24 June 2012 - 05:36 PM ( #275 )

Hello, world!
So, I've got an extra special post planned....
That won't be posted until, realistically, July. So, stay tuned! Mua hahahaha >:3 (Noodle, you know what it is.)
Pfft....xDDD
I just realized I switched Nina and Meggie's colour around. Oh well. Meggie can keep Nina's colour.
I like starting with photos, so I don't feel so rushed. We'll do exactly that.
Wilson
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A slightly blurred photo of Wilson normal, Wilson making a kissy face :wub:, and Wilson hitting a high note.
Hiiiigh nooote~
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I accidentally gave Wilson a care miss and this is what he looked like. I was like "O_O So...ADORABLE....SQUEEE....."
Eve
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Eve being normal and being happy. She looks like she's leaping into a star jump, because she's so happy, right?
I'm only happy because you cleaned my little house, which was full of stinkin' poop before you hit a few buttons.
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When I was little and first saw this animation, I was like "Why is my Tamagotchi sitting in a basket? DON'T WORRY, I'LL SAVE YOU!!!"
:o You took pictures of me BATHING???!!!
It's not like you're naked or anything, what's the problem?
That's...an invasion on my privacy! Yeah!
On the iD L, they bathe with clothes on. And besides, you have nothing to hide, Eve.
Connecting!
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Stand by....and a bread eating contest! Who will win this epic competition? Find out in...the next post! Dun dun dunnn...

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Posted 24 June 2012 - 06:17 PM ( #276 )

The winner is....
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Wilson!
Haha! FAIL!
Wilson, you're such a pig.
Not to mention a disgrace to the real Wilson. I've mentioned that already, but I feel the complete, utter need to tell you again.
Eh heh xDD
Anyway, Eve and Wilson decided to connect again, and Wilson was being a real sweetie and brought Eve a consolation present. Hold your tongue, Eve.
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That's another Kuchipatchi animation I wanted to show you guys: The Walk.
What was the present? What was inside?
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A snake, which snapped at Eve. She was pretty ticked.
That's not even close to describing that. That stupid snake was super MEAN!!!!!
But the pet shop dude said snakes were good pets...I thought you'd like one...
Actually, Eve, he did buy that snake as a consolation present. He didn't know you wore perfume that snakes hate.
o.o Perfume? What kind of perfume do snakes hate?
Eau de Anti-Snake.
<_< I figured.
....
Wow, the alt key is cool!
œ∑´®†¥¨ˆøπåß∂ƒ©˙∆˚¬Ω≈ç√∫˜µ
Cool~
Okay, enough with the derping.
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In the end, Eve is only 2 buddy icons with Wilson. Cry cry sob sob.
Oh, and the big news: Eve evolved into...
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Mametchi! *applause* This proves that the V3 has completely random growth, because I took HORRIBLE care of Eve. xD
Yuck, a girl Mametchi.
I think it's kind of cute. A girl Mametchi.
I don't like it at all. Now I want to do nothing but study, work on science, be smart and do all smart things like Sheldon on The Big Bang Theory, and work my butt off and eat nothing but OMELETTES ALL DAY!!!!!! And I hate hate hate omelettes!!!!!!
Too bad for you, because we're going to go eat POPCORN, COTTON CANDY AND OTHER DELICIOUS JUNK FOOD AT....TAMA LAND!!!!!
Oh yeah. Let's go.
*hauls 11823529857 bags of stuff out*
Just in case we get caught in an earthquake/fire/avalance/disaster in general and we need food/water/bandaids/6 and a half staplers.
o.o
Put. The. Stuff. Back.
Fine.
How did you fit all that stuff in the trunk?
I didn't. *points to top of car*
o.o.....
Um. Hello. Do you have your tickets? *inspects Blue* Okay, just go. Go. Just go. 'Cause, you know, that human is with you.
Oh-fended! I'm just "that human"??!! I deserve respect! I have a name!
And your name is...?
Bonjour. J'mappelle Bleu. Ca va bien?
What.
Just gooo....Excuse the human, she likes to speak funny languages from Earth. You know how humans are.
No, I don't, this is the first human I've seen before.
Can we please just go?
ROLLERCOASTERS! I'M GOING ON THAT HUGE ONE THAT MIGHT POSSIBLY KILL ME!
I'm going on the Ferris Wheel.
I'LL COME WITH YOU, WILSON!
I'm going to go on the kiddie freefall. ._.
*5 minutes later*
SCREAM SCREAM OMG GET ME OFF THIS THING OMG I'M GOING TO DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE NOOOOO
Um. Miss? The ride hasn't even started yet. And for the record, toddlers have gone on this and loved it.
Riiight.
*Wilson*
WHOO! YEAH! THIS IS FUN! WHOO! HILL!
We're at the top...YOLO!
BANANA! SCREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAMMMMMM
WHOOOOOOHHHHHHHHOOOOOOO
I wonder how Blue's doing.
Probably screaming her head off.
*Blue*
OMG...I thought I would die....That was the scariest thing ever...
Miss. Do you want me to take you to the medics or something?
No. Why?
You seem to suffer from Humanitis, a very serious, rare condition that makes Tamagotchis turn into humans. It's uncurable. Also, you were screaming on a ride that toddlers enjoy immensely.
-.- I am a human, and...I'm a scaredy cat. And bye, I'm going to go meet an insane Kuchipatchi and Mametchi and the MameMeme rollercoaster. *runs*
....
Hi, Wilson, how was the rollercoaster?
LET'S DO IT AGAIN!
*everybody goes on*
That. Was. Epic. On so many levels. Much better than the kiddie freefall.
How can you be so chill, Blue?
It's part of my charm.
Hey! I'm back! I won a giant stuffed Domo!
Let's go home...I've went on the log ride so many times that even my insides are soaked.
*drives home*
Hey, guys? We're homeee~
Zzzzz SNORE SNORE HACK HACK SNORE SNORE SNO-
*throws arm on top of Wilson's mouth* Zzzz...
....*silence*
Humm...<_<
Thanks for reading these two extremely long posts! PM us with comments, questions, pies, criticism, funny pictures...whatever! Have a great day!
*snore* BBQ chips...
Chipotle sauce...
Pesobirrrrpog...
^What the heck? o.o

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 07:28 PM ( #277 )

I am feeling uber depressed right now. =((((((
Please, don't ask. I will sound incredibly self centred and really ungrateful and mean and attention seeking if I explain.
And...four more posts until page 15...whoo. Hoo.
You know what this log needs? Chickens.
No way. That'll make me look like I'm copying somebody's log, and I don't copy off people's ideas.
It needs....barbecue sauce! Yeah! Wilson, go get me a tub of barbecue sauce, and we can dump it onto the log!!!
No! This log needs.....um......ice cream! Buckets and buckets and buckets of ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know what this log needs? Randomness.
No, really?
Never would have guessed.
Yeah. Randomness.
Okay, one minute of random things that come to your mind...go!
Purple!
Thresh!
J.K. Rowling!
Bernie.
Hondaaa
Bucket
Photo
Aperture
Arial
~:> <---Chicken! For you, Adele, Diana, and Kirk! (I hope I got your names right) And, I guess...Noodle.
Teriyaki.
Gelato.
Garlic
Orange juice!
Apples
Fever
Alyssa Reid?
Alicia Keys
House keys....
House coat.
What. Randomness is over.
No! I like randomness! Keep at it!
Chipotle sauce!
What is with you and chipotle sauce?
It's yummy. ^_^
Potato!
Derp!
Please. Stop.
NEVERRR!!!
You're like a fussy old lady who won't have fun. Live a little. YOLO.
No.
CHARGE! BRING THE FUN GLITTER SPARKLES!
Fun glitter...HOLY SMOKES *runs*
YAAAH! FACE THE AWESOMENESS OF THE FUN GLITTER SPARKLES IN SUPER DUPER SUPER HUMUNGO GIGANTIC SIZE!!!
IT'S BIGGER THAN ME!
Everything's bigger than you.
Pfft. Details, details. Anyway, CHAAARGEE!!!
HAAA! *dumps tub of Fun Glitter Sparkles on Blue*
Nooo! Hey...I'm all glittery...tee hee. Yay. Tee hee. Glittery.
It worked!
Yay!
LET'S GO TO THE MOON AND TAP DANCE YAAAY
*tap dances with Blue* Look! Footprints!
Oohhh. Now get back to earth.
You're such an...un-fun Kuchipatchi! I know! Let's dump Fun Glitter Sparkles on him!
No! We shouldn't! That'll make him more insane than he actually is!
You're un-fun too! Let's dump Fun Glitter Sparkles on you too!
No! I don't need them!
Too bad! Here I come!
NO!!! *jumps on Blue*
Get...offa....me...
*wraps Blue in tape*
Mmmph mmm mmm!
Quick, Meggie! Chipotle sauce!
*hands Wilson giant tub of chipotle sauce*
*dumps on Blue*
*rips tape off Blue*
OWWWW!!!!! That really hurt! Why was I bound in tape anyway? And why did you guys dump chipotle sauce on me?? And why am I all glittery???? YOU GUYS ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE ASDFGHJKL;
Um, thanks for reading, PM us with comments, questions, and constructive criticism, or if you guys just really like us (we know you're out there....*pedo smile*). Have a great day, and RUNNN!!!!
RAWWWRRR *scary monster mode*

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 05:59 PM ( #278 )

asdfghjkl;
Only 4 more views until 3600.....
Yes, anyway, I have...PHOTOS WOOT WOOT
Oh....*random rant*
Yesterday sucked so much. First I felt so unappreciated, and then neglected, and then depressed, and then mad, and then...Wilson died RIGHT AFTER HE AND EVE GOT MARRIED VIA CONNECTION *dies*
*end rant*
Yeah. So...Wilson photo montage.
In memory of Wilson
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Eh heh....:3
Connecting!
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Wedding presents. :3 Doesn't Eve look cute??
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Another present...yummy, cake!!!
Wilson decided to give Eve a present back.
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She got a piece of yummy cake. Om nom! :3
The many antics of Eve
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I bought Eve an omelette as a present, and she gobbled it all up.

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 06:14 PM ( #279 )

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Sorry. Oops. D'awwwww :3
Done. Now, say hi, Grace! (V1)
Hi?
Hiiii!!!!!!!! You're my kind of kid!!!
She's a spaz. Don't be scared.
You're a spaz??!!! OMG! ME TOO! TWINS!!!
I want to be a spaz! Teach me in the art of spazziness, Sensei Grace and Shifu Eve!!!
(note: "sensei" and "shifu" both mean, basically, "teacher" and "master" in Japanese and Chinese, respectively.)
Alright. Do you, Meggie, want to be a spaz??
Yessss!!!!!
Blue?
Um, no. Just...no.
(I don't know, you sure could use lessons)
What was that?
Nothingg~
First lesson: You must summon the spaz within.
How?
You must....THROW RICE AT BLUE!!!
Wha-AAAAAAAGH!!! HEY!
Whee, I love this class!
I don't!
Yes. Have you summoned the spaz within?
Here, try this drink. It helps you spaz temporarily.
*drinks bucket* Hiii, Blue!! Hiiiii, Eve!!! Hiiiii, Grace!!!!!!!
Oh good, it works. Newest formula?
Yup.
LET'S DANCE LIKE CRAZY......THINGS! OOH YEAH!!!
*dances*
*dances better than Grace*
*dances even better than Eve*
Are you guys okay? You want to sit down?
You just don't understand the art of spazzing.
I'm glad I don't.
Thanks for reading PM us if you love us a lot just kidding PM us with comments and stuff and have a great day and remember, SPAZZZZ!!!!!!!!

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Posted 29 June 2012 - 11:07 AM ( #280 )

Hello, world.
Thank you to ChocoMonkey and CheesyNoodleTama for your wonderful ideas!!
Both suggested brilliant ideas that I will use in the near future for sure, but not today. Soon, though.
So....Eve left her baby boy. I should upload photos of her and Wilson's marriage, but I can't today and not for the next few days because I will be *dun dun dun* away for a bit. Yes, it's that time of year, where people go and ditch their hometown to go on vacation.
Well. This isn't much of a vacation, per se. More like some time off. With a bit of triplike stuff. *derp*
Right, anyway, Eve's baby is named Robert, after another person in my life that I'll miss a lot.
He's still a baby and annoying.
(By the way, Grace's colour will now be switched to green, for reasons that shall not be revealed until later)
Me? Annoying? How dare you!!!
But I dared. Pwnage!
Pfft. Teacher Grace, what must I do to be more spazzy?
You've learned the art of spaz by summoning the spaz within. Now, it is time for the true test: being spazzy without summoning or coffee or pink and orange yarn.
What does pink and orange yarn have to do with being spazzy?
5%.
O.o
Okay.....*squeezes eyes shut* OMG I'M SO EXCITED IT'S THE CANADA DAY WEEKEND ASDFGHJKL; AND I WANT A CAPPUCCINO AFSJA FIWGVJHISK JV
*falls asleep*
Shh, baby is sleeping.
BABIES CAN TAKE YELLING IT'S ALL OKAY ANYWAY I LOVE THE COLOUR REDORANGEYELLOWGREENBLUEINDIGOVIOLET I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S CALLED BUT I LOOOOVVVEEE ITTT
I think it's called rainbow?
YES RAINBOW THAT'S IT I LOOOVE RAINBOW AND I LOVE KNITTING NEEDLES AND PIANO AND MICK JAGGER AND DUCKIES AND JAPAN ANS DLKFJ SKGJ SKDJV KSLJV KAJSKVSJ I LOVE THAT TOO
I love tumblr. :wub:
I want to figure out how people post those links to gifs. I'm just a n00b like that, I know.
Anyway, I have to go now. Sorry for the impromptu ending.
Thanks for reading! Give us a shout if you have any questions, comments, tutorials, funny pictures, constructive criticism, anything! Have a great day!
I LOVE RAINBOW AND TOYS AND BLUE AND WHAT'S THAT THING THAT'S ON A STICK IT'S LIKE FROZEN JUICE KIND OF
Popsicles?
YEAH THAT'S IT POPSICLES ADSFGHJKL;
I think you taught her too well, Grace.
Well...Starbucks helped a bit...
*headdesk* That explains it.

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Posted 02 July 2012 - 09:51 PM ( #281 )

Hiiii!
Thank you to Choco Monkey for following!!! That was just what I needed after this past week!
Sorry I've been M.I.A for the past few days, I know y'all missed me. ;) Don't try to deny it. (loljk)
So....everything's actually exactly the same, because I....
Paused my Tamagotchis for 4 days straight.
I'm really ashamed of myself right now, but at the same time, it was kind of nice to have a little break. :P
Don't worry, I'll get back on track tomorrow.
Now, for the real, awesome news: I MIGHT BE GETTING MY 15TH iD L THIS WEEKEND YAAAAAY!!!!
Maybe. It depends on all that boring shipping stuff and what not.
Alright. Talk away, you guys.
*runs*
Wha?
My store! My store! What if evil feet attacked it?
Evil...feet? Feet are evil?
Oh, yes. Nasty, nasty creatures. They sweat, they smell, and then they....PWN you with that awful smell.
And they're always stomping on things and ruining everything. Evil, I say! They're made of pure evil!
Especially their chief, the horrible Dr. Footsweat.
Foot sweat??? What the Hanatchi?
Do not take Dr. Footsweat lightly. He is a horrible creature. His weapon of choice is the....EVIL PENCIL OF EVIL STUFF!
Actually, it's just an evil pencil that likes to poke people. And Tamagotchis.
Mhmm. And where did he make this evil pencil?
Actually, you can buy it at Evilmart for $5.99.
So....Dr. Footsweat....uses a pencil as a weapon that was bought for 6 bucks.
Yup. That foot can wield a pencil.
Bahahaha! Yes I can!
O.O.........You...are...a...giant...foot. With a face. And...a pencil.
<_< You're a bit slow, Miss Points-Out-The-Obvious-A-Lot. And yes, I am a giant foot with a face with a giant, evil pencil that I made out of goblin wood and 7.4 Angus beef hamburgers, cooked medium rare.
Actually, you can find those pencils at Evilmart for $6.
Small details. Anyway, prepare to face the DOOM OF THE FEET!
Oh yeah? Face the doom of the TOY DUCKIES! UNLEASH, DUCKIES! FWAAAA!!!!!
Your duckies are no match for my pencils and...army? Where's the army?
*chews and swallows* Your army was yummy. Green apple gummies? Delicious. And you were so kind to give them gummy pencils as well! *burps*
O.O....Oops.
CHARGE, DUCKIES!
EVIL PENCIL! POKE!
*pencil pokes duckies*
HA! YES! I WIN!
...hey! You're blue! And...*gasp*...you're blue raspberry flavoured! Yum! COME AT ME BRO, SO I CAN EAT YOUUUUU
What? Noooo-
*swallows* Yum. *burps*
Oh hey! He left his pencil!
*pokes it* I think.....*sniffs it* O_O OH MY GOTCHI IT'S MADE OUT OF CHOCOLATE YUM YUM GIMME SOME SO I CAN EAT IT *swallows pencil*
You swallowed that thing like it was a pill. What.
It's chocolate, it melts.
Sure....
Alright, now I have a special request!
Choco Monkey had a brilliant idea that...I should do a trip around the world post! I think that's a great idea, since it's the season of traveling, right?
So, this is your mission, should you choose to accept it:
You, reader, have the chance to make me go on lonelyplanet.com and work for the summer so I can research this city/country. You can request any city/country in the world you can desire! Antarctica counts! This will be probably a 10 post series.
Sorry, only 9 spots are there, because I already picked a city. Hey, I have a right to, don't I?
So...yeah. I want to hear from you guys! Don't you want to see us go crazy in random parts of the world?
Alright, enough blabbing.
I'll say! You talk too much!
Mhmm. Stop talking so much.
Thanks for reading! PM us with your city, country, questions, comments, GIFs, or evil pencils and feet! Have a great day! (I want to go to Russia, vote for that)

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Posted 03 July 2012 - 07:26 PM ( #282 )

Thank you to Choco Monkey and CheesyNoodleTama for your input!!!
City/country count: 3
38 pictures....@.@ Four posts, if I have the time. Derppppp
Anyway, the News of the Day:
Stopped running my TMGO. Started up my V4, which I haven't run in a while.
I found a baby boy named...Bob. Amazing name, huh?
I know. My name is made out of pure awesomeness. It's the best in the universe. No name can compete with it! Don't even try!
Oh yeah? My name, Grace, is even awesomer!!!! It means that I'm graceful!!!
You're not graceful. You tripped on a piece of dust today and fell.
Small details.
Anyway, my name is made of 100% awesomeness and totally owns your names! It's Robert! What can get more awesomer than that?
I know what's awesomer than that! Blueeee!!!! It's a name AND a colour at the same time! OWNNNNNAAAAAGGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I still think Bob is awesomest.
Awesomest? Is that a word?
Yeah. So is awesomer.
Awesomer is not a word.
Is so.
Is not.
Is so.
Is not.
So.
Not. Ha!
What?
You said part of the sentence. So. Not. Ha!!! I win!!! *happy dance*
I did not! That wasn't part of a sentence! That was a sentence on its own!
That wasn't even a sentence.
Who made you the English professor?
University of Craziness.
Exactly! The University of Craziness, where they teach you nothing but craziness!
No, really? I never knew.
Me neither.
.....
*awkward silence*
I want some pie.
HERE'S SOME PIE IN YO FACE!!! *smashes pie in Grace's face*
What the Hanatchi? What was that for?
I don't know. I just had a pie in my hand.
And now you have another-AUUGH! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
For making me fat. Now you can be fat too, because you'll have to lick the pie off your face.
My tongue isn't that long!
Get licking, then.
Yay! I'm the only one that wasn't...pied! *happy dance*
*smashes pie in Robert's face*
Aw, Dreamtchi.
*happy dance* I win! Everybody was pied and I wasn't!
*smashes pie in Bob's face*
*smashes another pie in Bob's face*
*smashes 5 pies in Bob's face*
*Blue, Robert, and Grace* We win! You just got pied! 7 times!
Oh gotchi.
Thanks for reading and watching us get pied! Tell me, have you ever actually gotten pied? (If you're a clown, I would assume so...:rolleyes:) PM us with your city/country, questions, comments, constructive criticism, batteries, and burritos! Have a great day!
And always watch out; the pies might be coming for you....dun dun dun....

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Posted 04 July 2012 - 09:48 PM ( #283 )

Hi, everyone.
I'm a bit upset at immaturity and stuff, but let's not go into detail.
Happy Independence Day/Fourth of July, Americans. Hope you guys had an awesome day, and that the fireworks will be great this year. Save some barbecue for me, since I didn't get to have any on July 1. (loljk)
Barbecue? Did I hear barbecue? I LOVE BARBECUE ASDFHGJSKL;
Ohhhh noooo.
What? What's so Ohhhh noooo?
He goes into hyper sugar rush mode whenever somebody says "barbecue". Oh, gotchi. *facepalm*
I HEARD SOMEBODY SAY BARBECUE AGAIN AND I LOVE BARBECUE ASDFHGKDJG KJ F GIMME SOME BARBECUE TO EAT I LOOOOOVEEEEE BARBECUE
*groans* Stop overusing caps lock. Gotchi.
BUT HOW WILL PEOPLE KNOW I'M HYPER ADSFGD JIFGJ LKDFJ KSDJF SKJF KJ POUNDING THE KEYBOARD WITH MY HEAD IS FUN
*looks up* Ohhhh, I get it. My calculations are correct.
Calculations? Since when have you ever known how to do calculations?
Since 5 minutes ago. If my deductions are correct, Bob's evolving into a Gourmetchi has given him a major obsession with food.
No, really?
DID I HEAR FOOD???!!! I LOOOOVVVEEEEEE FOOD!!! FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD!!!!!
Yes.....anyway, if I'm correct, if you say any food that's in existent, he will go, for lack of a better word, bananas. Observe.
Pudding.
DID SOMEBODY SAY PUDDING? I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE PUDDING IT'S THE BEST EVER OOOH YEEAAAH PUDDING ASDJF AWIEH IWEVJ WZBIJV
Potato.
DID SOMEBODY SAY POTATO? I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE POTATO IT'S THE BEST FOOD EVER MY MOST FAVOURITE IN THE WORLD NOTHING CAN BEAT IT
Artichoke.
DID SOMEBODY SAY ARTICHOKE? I LOVE LOVE LOVE ARTICHOKES THEY'RE THE BEST IN THE WORLD NOTHING CAN BEAT IT.
Well, that's it. Pack your bags, everyone, we're going, because Bob is officially insane.
Wait....wait...wait...I got it, I got it! *says it in that communitychannel way*
Well, what is it, then?
BARBECUE AND PUDDING AND POTATOES AND ARTICHOKES AND LOTS OF OTHER FOOD LIKE FUN. I LOVE THEM ALLLLLL!!!!!
Fun. is a band.
SMALL DETAILS, I DON'T CARE I LOOOOVVVEEE FOOOOOODDD!!!!!
In order to make him calm down, we have to...attack him with a blue lightsaber, feed him 5.39328798 buckets of chipotle sauce, smash his head into a window, and staple his foot.
Ow.
*pulls out blue lightsaber, 5.39328798 buckets of chipotle sauce, and a stapler* LET'S DO THIS THING!
Why....how...
I have a big closet, I'm a pack rat, and I want revenge on him for eating my special Japanese Pocky, okay?
Sure...
I'll smash his head into a window and staple his foot, Robert will attack him with the lightsaber, and Blue will feed him the chipotle sauce. Okay?
Awesome! Remember, we have to do everything in order, okay? 3, 2, 1....CHAAARGE!!! *runs at Bob with lightsaber*
*feeds Bob chipotle sauce through a straw*
*smashes Bob's head into and staples his foot*
OW! What was that for?
Oh, you know. Curing disease.
(pretty stupid cure) *yawn* I'm hungry. Is there any food?
*Blue, Robert, and Grace* O_O
*collapses*
*dies*
Please, don't eat anything.
Thanks for reading! PM us with any cities, countries, questions, comments, barbecue sauces, whatever! Have a great night and a great Independence Day/Fourth of July!!
No, seriously, I'm hungry. Is there any pudding? PM me with pudding!
(please, don't do it, for the sake of humanity)
What was that?
Nooothing~

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Posted 07 July 2012 - 10:16 AM ( #284 )

I don't know if I've mentioned it before, but thanks for over 3700 views!
I'm really sorry for not updating for....3 days....*headdesk*
I was preoccupied with 1) no photos, 2) not being able to get to a/the computer, and 3) unmentionable stuff I don't want to talk about. Unless, you know, I actually know you. Offline. Yeah, that old thing?
In other news, I might get the 15th tomorrow...=D
Le gasp! What will happen to us???!!!
What do you mean, "us"? What about ME?
What about MEEE????!!! I'm WAY more important than ALLLLL of you!!
Maybe I'll just....take out ALLL your batteries and run only the iD L!
NOOOOO!!!!
Just kidding. Maybe I'll add it to you guys and that makes 4. :)
Gee, thanks for the heart attack.
Yeah, thanks for making me faint a little.
No problem. ^_^
*scoffs* You guys are such babies! I'm a manly man, I didn't faint or get a heart attack because I'm too manly, and furthermore-
*sneaks up behind Robert and pokes him* Rawr. :3
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM OH MY GOTCHI I'M GOING TO DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *faints and has a "heart attack"*
:3 You're welcome, everybody.
Wub you too, Blue. :wub:
OH MY GOTCHI I HAVE MAIL!!
Open it!
*opens*
It's a fortune cookie....
Money is 2 stars, friendship is 3, and health is 2. Not bad for a Universal character!
Noooo! You weren't supposed to tell anyone that.
Well, is it wrong to be proud of who I am?
*sigh* No. Anyway, you guys probably don't know what I'm talking about. Well, Bob evolved into....
I'M HUNGRY FEED ME A SLICE OF TOAST OKAY OKAY THANKS BYE
I'm still technically "asleep".
Setting the time is a fun, fun thing. :3
Anyway, what Bob evolved into was....
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That.
Hey, that was BEFORE I got Invisalign!
Too bad for you.
Also, FYI, Robert just woke up and is yawning, and he evolved into a Wooltchi, like Misa. Grace evolved into a Kuchipatchi, like her (kind of) daddy. :3
D'awww. You guys look like your ancestors. WHILE I AM A PINEAPPLE WITH LEGS, BUCK TEETH, AND INVISALIGN ASDFGHJKL
What IS Invisalign?
*spits out Invisalign thingamabobs* *holds them out to Grace* You wanna see? Take a look.
O.o That just looks like plastic in the shape of a buck tooth (teeth?) cover.
*sigh* Forever the literal one, are we?
Yes, FOREVER LITERAL. New meme!
Only problem is, we and other readers, however scarce they are, only know about it. Nobody else.
Speaking of other readers:
City and Country count: 3.
Really? You only want us to go on a 3 day trip? ;u;
NOOO!!! PLEASE PICK SOMETHING OR BLUE WILL PICK IT AND WE DON'T WANT THAT ASDFGHJKL;
You're encouraging. <_< You don't even trust my judgement, do you?
The last time we did, you blew up a balloon that nearly killed us.
Umrightyeahokay
Thanks for reading! Feed our PM box, please!
RAWR I'M HUNGRY
o.O Yeah. Have a great day!
*whisper* Please. We don't trust Blue's judgement and tastes anymore. PM us a city.

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Posted 08 July 2012 - 05:58 PM ( #285 )

Yaaay, over 3800 views!
To me, they went way up after yesterday. @.@ (stalkermuch)
City/Country count: 3. Really? That means I get to pick the last 7 cities. >:3
....fine, I'll give you guys one more day. But that's it. Don't worry, I'll pick fun cities. c:
*sigh* Fine. I'll be resigned to our fate. Cities Blue likes.
Let's see, I was thinking London, Milan, Cancun, somewhere in Belgium, China, Japan....
Okay, I'm liking this a bit more don't PM Blue with any cities alright? Okay!
(Well, if you REALLY want a certain city, do PM me, because I'll have to...*dun dun dun* WORK!!! To, you know, research the city.)
On to more pressing matters; I LOST MY LEFT SHOE ASDFGHKFJ SLKFJA SLDKFJ AWLVJ DKJ WHAT DO I DO
*points* It's on your foot.
*looks at foot* Oh.
<_< How can you lose a shoe when it's on your foot?
My feet aren't really sensitive, okay?
*pokes Bob's foot*
-and you know, the doctor has tried prescribing medication, and sometimes I can feel my foot, but-
*hits Bob's foot*
-and it sucks, you know? No feeling in my foot, and-
*blasts Bob's foot with a machine gun that shoots bunnies*
-the doc thinks I have a problem, and-Did you say something, Blue?
Nothing.
:/ Okay. I thought I felt something on my ffffffff-inger.
You have no fingers.
Bob's hand is one solid finger.
*looks at hand* Aw, Dreamtchi.
Okay time for photos now, yeah?
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Doing that weird walk thing
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Wub wub wub and then FIREWORRRKKKSSSS
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And...one baby boy hatches...
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And three follow! (loljk there were only two)
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So excited for the boy to come, asdfghjkl;
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And that blob baby comes all on its own, like sea turtles! xDD
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Here's a random picture that somebody I know very well took of my V1. Nice, huh?

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Posted 08 July 2012 - 06:02 PM ( #286 )

Sadly, that baby boy...passed away with his daddy. *failfailfailfail*
So, we start again with a little, bouncing egg.
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Out of the egg comes...
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Grace!
Grace's Life so far in my Photobucket album
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Random bouncing around and...MEDICINE...dun dun dunnn....
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The awesomeness of a rolling Kinakomotchi. (Ha! I spelled it right!)

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Posted 08 July 2012 - 06:07 PM ( #287 )

Grace (continued)
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Grace evolved into a fiery Hinotamatchi!
Good word to use to describe Hinotamatchi, Blue. Firey.
I believe it is F-I-E-R-Y.
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Running a race!
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Splut. xDD
Connecting: Grace and...Mametchi who's name I forget because my memory sucks!
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Bob
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Bob as a little baby. :,)
When he was little and annoying, you mean.
I wasn't THAT annoying...
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Bob as a Mizutamatchi!
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Talking to Miss Frill about school and nerves. :)

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Posted 08 July 2012 - 06:10 PM ( #288 )

Bob (continued)
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He receives his present, a backpack or something!
You all know what Robert looks like, right?
...no?
I'll show you guys later this week. :)
Thanks for reading! We'll be starting up our trip around the world very soon, thanks to Choco Monkey for the idea! Choco also had another great idea that we'll use in the very near future. Feed our PM box with delicious mail, and have a great day!
(mail is delicious with chipotle sauce)
Oh, shut up about chipotle sauce.

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 04:46 PM ( #289 )

Thank you to CheesyNoodleTama for today's idea!
Starting with photos today...
...wait...random update...
Bob graduated from school and received a diploma from Mr. Canvas!
...and he's yelling at him....rude, Bob!
I can't help it...he's kicking me out of his awesome class...
And the job mail came!
Airplane pilot or bus driver....yes! Bob is a...bus driver! I think!
I'll have to check later.
*happy dance* I'm out of school, I'm out of school, I have a job, I have a job!
Bob
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The random antics of Bob as a Gourmetchi.
And during his obsessive food phase....*shudder*
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More random antics.
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Graduating from preschool...what a big boy!
Ooh! I got mail!
Open it!
It's a letter...FROM THE GOTCHI KING!
...he's sent me a present!
.....OH MY GOSH!!!! A PLANE TICKET!!!!!!!
Yay, we get to go on vacation!
Another log idea. :) Ooh, I know! That ticket can be saved for our trip around the world! (of course, if Bob doesn't die...)
What was that?
Nothing. *innocent whistling*
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Bob as an adult.
BEFORE Invisalign.
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Doesn't Bob look cuter close up?
No.
No.
YES! YESSSS! I LOOK STUNNING!!!!!! *strikes pose*
o.o No...just no...
My only photo of Grace
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