1000 things NOT to do to a tamagotchi

[TamaMaria]

1121. Use it as soap.

1122. Sell it to a terrorist.

 

[missana256]

1122: Hit it with a bag while yelling "EVOL!!!!"

1123: Use it as a cannonball

1124: Shove a sausage down it's throat

1125: Stick starving dogs in his butt

1126: Get a hunter to shoot it

 

[Blue Skies*~]

1127: Throw it into a volcano.

 

[CheetahLoverGirl456]

1128. Scramble it. (scrambled tama, anyone?)

 

[Notch]

[SIZE=7pt]1129. Use it as a cricket ball.[/SIZE]

 

[ilovekuchipa555]

1130. Let elephants eat it xD

 

[CheetahLoverGirl456]

1131. Use it as bread for a duck....

1132. Put a laser though it.

 

[ilovekuchipa555]

1133. Step on it and then bury it.

 

[CheetahLoverGirl456]

1134. If it dies, bury it and make a grave for it....

1135. Re-set it cause' you got a bad tamagotchi....

1136. Always, always, use it's keychain for spreading sause on something

 

[ilovekuchipa555]

1137. Let a car run over it~

 

[KERFUFFLE]

1138. Switch the darn thing on in the first place!

1139. Even better, don't buy it..

(the poor things don't know how much it'll hurt them when you go off it!! Like I did..)

 

[spypeeps3]

1140. sit on it

1141. swallow it

 

[2222mimitchi2222]

wow.

1142: FireCrackers. LOTS OF FIRECRACKERS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! >=D

1143: Titanium Baseball BAT+destructive kids LIKE ME+ tamagotchi. yeah. WHAT HAPPENES NEXT?

1144: Smash it with a full bottle of V8 and SING BON JOVI TO IT!

 

[Ryoko~]

1145: Dip it in milk and eat it.

1146: Throw it off a cliff

1147: Send it to outer space

1148: Drop it in cow poop.

 

[Sakuranbo]

1149: Eat it's battery... exactly like it says not to do!

1150: Strap it to a Sattelite and send it into orbit.

1151: Crush it to a very fine powder and put it in your evening milk.

1152: Get Harry Potter to use Avada Kedavra or Crucio on it.

1153: Feed it to your rabbit.

 

[Abercrombie_Chick]

1154. Touch it.

1155. Hide it in a basket

1156. Hide it in a pocket

1157. List possible things not to do with a tama.

 

[CheetahLoverGirl456]

1158. Touch the inside of it...ew...

1159. Always, use its battery for something else.

1160!. Let it die

 

[TamaMaria]

1161.Give it to.. um.. a vampire??

 

[ilovekuchipa555]

1162. Let superman crush it with his superpowers.~

 

[rainbowbunny227]

1163. Throw it really hard into the tiolet and flush it. (It's not just bad for tamas, it's bad for your tiolet!!!)

1164. Eat it. (Espiecally when its been places you don't wanna know.)

1165. Put on some really heavy and hard boots and smash it while it is on a tile floor.

1166. Give it to your pet snake to eat. (I DO NOT have a pet snake!!)

1167. Wipe boogers across the screen. (Sorry if this is too gross, but it's true. Please don't band me if it's too bad!!)

1168. Throw it in a lake.

1169. Put it in the toaster. (Why the HECK would someone do that in the first place?!?!!!!??????!!!)