DBZ Abridged:
Frieza: (laughs)
Nail: (laughs)
Frieza: (laughs) I guess it is kind of funny, isn't it?
Nail: (laughs) I'm laughing at something else. (laughs)
Frieza: (laughs) What? (laughs)
Nail: (laughs) The earthlings have the password.
Frieza: What?
Nail: Remember the little Namekian you passed on the way to Guru's? On his way to the earthlings with the password. By now he's probably already there and they're about to summon the dragon.
Frieza: *GRRRRRRRRR*
Nail: Yeah, I have to guess that your biggest mistake would be NOT STOPPING HIM. That or the purple lipstick-
Frieza: I WILL F***ING MURDER YOU!!
Nail: Whatever.
Frieza: *flies off* WHY AREN'T THE GINYUS SHOWING UP?!!
Oh, they're dead.
WHY ARE THEY DEAD?!!
Vegeta: I HAVE TO PEE!
Jesus, I overslept. It's already night.
For the first time since I got here.
On a planet with three suns.
OH YOU MOTHER F***ERRRRRRRS!!!!!!!!
Gohan: So.. what do we do with the third wish?
Krillin: Well, if nobody else has any ideas, I want my three foot-
Vegeta: HEY! WHAT'S UP GUYS?!
Krillin: I'm never gonna get my hoagie.
Vegeta: SO WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?!
Gohan: What am I doin'?
Vegeta: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?!
Gohan: Nothin' much.
Vegeta: THWARTIN' MAH PLANS?!
Gohan: Thwartin' your plans?
Vegeta: ARE YOU?!!
Gohan: ...Yes.
Vegeta: ...I'M GONNA F***IN' KILL YOU!
But first, you are going to give me my wish for immortality, or I will SNAP HIS NECK!
Krillin: Wait! He's the only one who can ask the dragon for wishes!
Vegeta: Then I've got nothing to lose!
Dende: Whatever.
Vegeta: GOOD ANSWER! Now get to wishin'.
Guru: I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon.
Would be a reeeal d*** move to die right now.
*HARRRNG*
Dende: *PORUNGA, GRANT HIM IMMOR-*
*Porunga dies, dragon balls become stones*
Vegeta: Is- is that normal?
Dende: No. It's dead. And that means Guru is too.
Krillin: I'm so sorry for your loss.
Dende: Someone has to be.
Vegeta: That doesn't matter! Don't you understand?! If it didn't grant me my wish, then that means I'm not immortal, and Frieza's going to g-going to-
Frieza: Oh, no, don't mind me.
By all means,
Give me some ideas.
BEST WORK EVER, TFS!