Corrupt a wish

[mochatchi34]

Granted, but it doesn't work very well, so you can't use it ever.

I wish for RASPBERRIES, LEMONADE, Aaaaaannnnddddd, RASPBERRY LEMONADE!

 

[It`s Teri]

Instead, you get LEMONADE MOUTH!

I wish for a keypad cellphone.

 

[mochatchi34]

Granted, but it doesn't work. It's a worthless piece of crap. Sucks for you!

I want golden raspberries! They're really good. And yes, they do exist.

 

[Miss Nerdy]

Granted, but unicorn Voldemort shows up and stabs your dog.

 

I wish this topic was more random!

 

[mochatchi34]

Granted, but I ate your cupcake. Haha!

I wish that I was taller than 4'9". Because I'm 12, and that's just sad.

 

[Miss Nerdy]

Granted, but it's not as great as you thought it would be.

 

I wish me some DISPLEX!

 

[Graycefox]

Granted then it eats you.

I wish for a blue cat:]

 

[mochatchi34]

Granted, but then it's fur falls out, and you find out that the skin is purple, and you die from shock.

I wish my tamagotchi would evolve into Kuromametchi.

 

[Miss Nerdy]

Granted, but it dies both virtually and as an electronic because it got locked in a car. ...Along with your keys!

 

I wish for somorSPRITE

 

[Miss Nerdy]

Granted, but it dies both virtually and as an electronic because it got locked in a car. ...Along with your keys!

 

I wish for somorSPRITE

 

[mochatchi34]

Granted, but I misread the label when I gave it to you. Oops, looks like you get carbonated water. D: Sorry.

I wish that the car keys would appear in my hand and then my Tama would come back to life and then evolve into Kuromametchi. Please?

 

[NintenNerd]

Granted, but Kuromametchi runs away from you and you drop your keys into the sewer.

I wish I had the Minami-ke Nendoroids would release sooner.

 

[Miss Nerdy]

Granted, but it's not as great as you might have thought... >

 

 

I wish for bugs to feed to my koi that won't be harmful to them

 

[mochatchi34]

Granted, but he chokes on them. D: sorry. (JK)

I want.

 

[Miss Nerdy]

Granted, but you weren't specific enough and you got raped.

 

 

I wish for a pony!

 

[mochatchi34]

Granted, but the pony happened to be an evil fire pony of doom and death, so you ate a cookie and died. D:

I wish it would snow in Austin, Texas.

 

[Miss Nerdy]

Granted, but it snows too much, the whole town gets covered in a mountain of snow, and then an avalanche occurs.

 

I wish it was easier to delete photos on Facebook

 

[It`s Teri]

Granted, but every time you delete a photo you have to delete two photos you want to keep.

I wish to be less awesome.

 

[Miss Nerdy]

Granted, but you wind up getting trampled.

 

I wish for a library!

 

[NintenNerd]

Granted, but because of its structure, it collapses.

I wish the Korean Vocaliod will have a mascot.