Corrupt a wish

[Graycefox]

Granted but then no one qualifies.

I wish to be a princess.

 

[ZuZu]

granted, but you're one of thoes princesses that have horrible luck and gets trapped in a tower forever (no prince charming!)

I wish my id l arrives on my doorstep RIGHT THIS MINUTE

 

[Dale88]

Granted, But it explodes when you get it.

I wish i had 200 serving of potato chips.

 

[Graycefox]

Granted but it doesn't work.

I wish for a ham!

 

[NintenNerd]

Granted, but it dissolves in a matter of seconds.

I wish to go to South Korea.

 

[Miss Nerdy]

Granted, but it gets eaten.

 

I wish TT had more colors to type in...

 

[mochatchi34]

Granted, but they are so colorful that you die.

I wish that I could eat pizza right nao.

 

[NintenNerd]

Granted, but it somehow gets poison inside of it and you die.

I wish for a Pomeranian.

 

[Miss Nerdy]

Granted, but then it goes bald. I wish this iPod I'm sending this from was in better condition...

 

[NintenNerd]

Granted, but you accidentally dropped it, causing the screen to crack.

I wish for a Pocket Pikachu.

 

[Miss Nerdy]

Granted, but as it turns out, someone took $1,000 from you to get it. I wish for a donut cat.

 

[mochatchi34]

Granted. Only cuz the idea of a donut cat is awesome.

I wish for ketchup.

 

[Miss Nerdy]

Granted, but the ketchup gets eaten by your best friend...

 

I wish I had a new iPod digitizer...

 

[It`s Teri]

Granted, but it disappears in a poof of purple smoke.

I wish for Nyan cat.

 

[mochatchi34]

Granted, but it runs away from you after a day. D:

 

[NintenNerd]

You didn't type a wish so you suffer the consequences.

I wish my library had more volumes of Soul Eater other then 1-6

 

[Miss Nerdy]

Granted, but it's not as great as you thought it would be. I wish for a Mac

 

[Graycefox]

Granted but out comes cheese!

I wish for sweet dreams!

 

[Dale88]

Granted but out comes cheese!

I wish for sweet dreams!

Granted, But they take over the world, become evil, And everyone here becomes their slaves.

I wish I could find my Tamagotchi V4.5

 

[Miss Nerdy]

Granted, but it was covered in poo.

I wish for more app ideas