Death Gods Only Eat Apples

[nokotchi]

Sakura attempted to push L away from herself. "No!"

"Oh God, I can only imagine..." Mello said, laughing.

 

[.chasm.]

L held onto Sakura tightly, walking into the kitchen. "I can't get cake if I put you down. I need sugar to work on the case."

"Okay, so we have to make them drink as many shots as possible," Matt said, stopping and leaning against the wall

 

[nokotchi]

Sakura flailed for a bit, trying to get L to put her down. "Well fine. I'll give you a choice then. If you get cake, I won't kiss you until you say I win. How does that sound?"

Mello nodded. "Yup. Matsuda will be easy... But I'm not sure about Light."

 

[.chasm.]

"I can't work on the case without sugar," L repeated, lowering Sakura to the floor. "So I need cake."

"We can force him into it," Matt said, adjusting his goggles.

 

[nokotchi]

"I didn't say you couldn't have sugar or any other sweets. I only said no cake." Sakura said, crossing her arms with a frown.

"I know." Mello said, sighing.

 

[.chasm.]

"I get a lot of my sugar from cake," L said, hunching over and chewing on his thumb.

"So, are you gonna get drunk?" Matt asked, pulling his cigarettes out of his pocket. "Or are you gonna try to get a girl drunk enough to come back with you?"

 

[nokotchi]

Sakura shrugged. "It's your choice."

Mello glared at Matt. "I bet you a girl would come back with me whether she was drunk or not."

 

[chollands]

Near ran to Matt and Mello and said "Can I come with you? I know I'm supposed to be briefed but those two are gonna argue for a long time. I'd rather be called a f****** sheep than get between those two!"

 

[.chasm.]

L glanced over at Sakura, frowning. "I want cake." He walked over and pulled a plate out.

"Just keep telling yourself that," Matt said, patting Mello's arm He looked over at Near "You have to stay here."

 

[nokotchi]

Sakura watched L. "Alright, you're making the decision of eating cake and not kissing me until you say I've won the fight. I hope you understand that."

Mello scowled at Matt and turned to Near. "Yeah, sorry sheepkid. Also, be sure to steer clear of Tala. She's pi**ed and if you say one wrong thing, she'll snap your neck,"

 

[.chasm.]

L nodded, puttingg the plate down on the counter gently and pulling the cake box towards him.

Matt pushed himself up from tthe wall, smirking. "She likes talking about babies, though.

 

[nokotchi]

Sakura frowned slightly at the fact that L chose cake over her. "Alright then. "

Mello grinned. "She sure does. "

 

[.chasm.]

L picked up a knife and stared at the cake, then tilted his head. "Can I just take the box?"

"Especially if you mention her having kids with Ryuuzaki," Matt said, walking towards his room. "Try it tonight."

 

[nokotchi]

Sakura shook her head. "No, you're not going to eat a whole cake in one sitting. "

Mello flashed a smile at Near, before turning and following Matt.

 

[.chasm.]

"I wouldn't eat it all," L said, frowninng. "I just want it all in the room."

"I hope to God he tries that," Matt muttered to Mello, smirking.

 

[nokotchi]

Sakura raised her eyebrows. "Why might that be? "

Mello snickered. "So do I, Matt. Sakura would snap him like a twig."

 

[.chasm.]

"So I don't have to go and get more later," L said, already lifting toe box off the counter.

"It's a shame we won't be here to see it," Matt said, ushing his door open and walking over to his bed.

 

[nokotchi]

(I'm sat here smiling like an idiot, watching Death Note and thinking about this rp.)

Sakura sighed, making no attempt to stop L from taking the box. "Fair enough."

Mello frowned. "Yep..." he muttered, plopping down on Matt's bed."

 

[.chasm.]

L held the cake tightly as he walked towards the door. "We have to stay up tonight."

Matt walked over to the dresser and picked up the box of a DS game.

 

[nokotchi]

Sakura nodded, following after L. "M'kay."

"What are ya gonna play?" Mello asked, stretching out.