Rainbow Cat
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I've made up 2 little skits (both in class when the teacher was giving a boring lecture! ) Here ya go!
1. The Unicorn And The Monster
*Unicorn neighs*
*Monster growls*
*Unicorn neighs again*
*Monster growls*
*Monster coughs*
*Unicorn neighs*
(Basically, a unicorn is eaten by the monster. It's like its saying help and the monster's all, "SHUT UP!" The unicorn neighs once more and the monster repeats, "SHUT UP!" The monster then coughs. The unicorn is out of his stomach, even though I don't know how! It neighs freely!)
2. Cookies
There is a man who comes home from work. He is a very rich doctor. He is eating dinner when someone breaks in the house. "I'm gonna take your flatscreen TV!" The burglar cries. The man says, "Okay." The burglar replies, "I'm going to take your laptop!" The man says, "Go ahead." The burglar says, "I'm going to take your Cadillac!" The man says, "If you want to." The burglar finally says, "I'm going to take your Chips Ahoy!" The man drops down onto his knees, claps his hands together, and cries, "Not the cookies! Anything but the cookies!!!"
Tee-hee, I'm weird! So... post your skits. Please?
1. The Unicorn And The Monster
*Unicorn neighs*
*Monster growls*
*Unicorn neighs again*
*Monster growls*
*Monster coughs*
*Unicorn neighs*
(Basically, a unicorn is eaten by the monster. It's like its saying help and the monster's all, "SHUT UP!" The unicorn neighs once more and the monster repeats, "SHUT UP!" The monster then coughs. The unicorn is out of his stomach, even though I don't know how! It neighs freely!)
2. Cookies
There is a man who comes home from work. He is a very rich doctor. He is eating dinner when someone breaks in the house. "I'm gonna take your flatscreen TV!" The burglar cries. The man says, "Okay." The burglar replies, "I'm going to take your laptop!" The man says, "Go ahead." The burglar says, "I'm going to take your Cadillac!" The man says, "If you want to." The burglar finally says, "I'm going to take your Chips Ahoy!" The man drops down onto his knees, claps his hands together, and cries, "Not the cookies! Anything but the cookies!!!"
Tee-hee, I'm weird! So... post your skits. Please?