Funny Moments at School

[Lady_Shay]

Today Julia and I were sitting at the lunch table and I got bored so I used to hood of my thick pink sweater as a "Meep" I rubbed Meep against Julia's arm, then made him purr by Meeping. Then she tried to eat him, so I made him pi**ed at her and made him hide behind my arm. Julia started petting him, so he meeped "I forgive you" and then she tried to eat him again, so I made him pi**ed again and made him hide behind my arm, then she started petting him again and I said: "Your giving him a boner!" Then we started cracking up all over the table. XD

 

[Mazeay]

When a guy in my class had to get into "sexy wheel of fortune spinner" mode for a presentation. Miss M was not happy >.< Dx

 

[.:VeganCheeseBurgerFTW:.]

In science we had 10 minutes left and Mr.S showed us some funny videos and we spotted some titles that sounded dodgy so we asked to see them and he said no. So I decided I wanted to see what hes hiding from us and when he told me to go away I yelled "MR SADLER HAS PORN ON HIS SCHOOL LAPTOP" and the female lab lady came through and yelled at him for having porn on the laptop.

 

[tama5556]

when my friend laughed so hard she wet her pants

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

Judy chased Julius today and Carrie said something about erection. x3

 

[E l e c t r o]

Judy chased Julius today and Carrie said something about erection. x3

No, cuz Julius jumps while he runs, it make this thingo *rise* So carrie (you drrty drrty perv* look over there ans cried OMG erection!. O:

I was like, ewwo, you actually look ova there?

 

[Locky458]

There's this really fat annoying rude kid that's an ar*e.

So whenever my friend sees him, she yells like she has tourette and says "FAT!!!"

 

[RawryCakes.x]

This guy was wearing a bucket hat, so me & my friends sang

What's that? A hat?

A crazky funky junky hat

Overslept, Hair unslightly

Tryna look like Kira Knightly

We've been there, we've done that

We see right through your bucket hat

 

[.:VeganCheeseBurgerFTW:.]

I fell flat on my hip in PE then was trampled by tennis racket wielding loonies.

I found that funny.

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

Haaa.

Lunch:

I was lying down on a bench.

After that while we were lining up for sport I said 'I can't dance. I'm pregnant.'

And Emily says 'IT'S THE BENCH'S'

And I said 'No actually it's Andy's.'

I'm not pregnant. I swear. :]

 

[Starfire.]

I'm freaking mad at Mr. Emrah. He better be careful of his mouth D:<

 

[x.Cant//Knit.x]

Today just before school finished, Jen edited some of my work on Microsoft Publisher. She wouldn't let me see, so I opened it myself. She had written ''KSENIA EATS BUM WORMS!'' with little drawings of worms. I saved it :3

Then we ended up stealing someone' pencilcase. That 'someone' had an orange highlighter and a fluro pink texta which were epicccccc.

 

[kuromametchi529]

Once, near the beginning of the year, my friend, Cody Plott, Forgot to do his math homework, and bribed our teacher. She got soooooo mad at him! She had him suspended for several days!!! I laghed so hard! We could not continue class until everyone stopped laughing. I was the last one to stop, and we did not have class for 15 minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Starfire.]

Mr. David would prolly be fired if I even touch that fancy $1,000 microscope. x_x It's the school's, and he doesn't want me to even touch it.. lol.

 

[Lady_Shay]

We had to do this really gay dance with partners in music class. That's right. MUSIC CLASS.

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

Oh. Friday was peer support training. I gave Luca my number because Ms. Conry said to, and Katherine and Tayla thought it was 'cause I like Luca. I don't.

 

[~Kaythina~]

My class was at a feildtrip outside in the pouring rain yesteday. Me and my 2 best friends had to walk in the soaking wet grass, and we we shuffling our feet along like they were made of concrete!

 

[wildcat_gal_101]

Technically this was at a sports camp, but it was a school trip.

On the bus ride there, Wyatt and Austin were sitting in the frotn and throwing marshmellows at the people in the back.

We stopped at McDonald's, and we all bought Happy Meal toys.

Also, we probably screamed more when we stopped at McDonald's than when we pulled into the camp.

At the campfire, one of the councellors was leading everyone in singing the Ants Go Marching. He was walking around the fire and he was getting all intense into the song like "HOORAHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHH!" xD Then he took his shirt off and threw it at me. ;.;

If we put our elbows on the table, our councellor would make us do something stupid in front of the whole dining hall. Me and Sam propsed to two councellors and had to stand up on the table and dance.

There's a piano in the dining hall, and Adam was playing on it when he was done eating dinner. He started playing Don't Stop Believing by Journey, and everyone from our school surrounded the piano as we screamed the lyrics.

For one of the camp games, we had to find the Holy Grail, and we had to finish all these challenges to find it. One challenge was a councellor standing on the bridge over the creek and when people went up to him, he would go all "NONE SHALL PASS!" And if you passed him, you finished one of the challenges and get a mark on your hand to prove it. He wouldn't give us the mark, and we stood there for ten minutes going "GIVE US THE MARK! WE PASSED YOU!" Kaitlyn even tried hugging him. Now she calls that councellor her huggy buddy.

Then at night, it was like "Goodnight Allie, Goodnight Sam..." Then Kaitlyn goes "GOODNIGHT WIDGET! MY HUGGY BUDDY!" And everyone couldn't stop laughing.

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

Lee bought pizza to school today, threw it in the bin and Charles went and got it and ate it and it fell onto Cathy's chair and Tony rolled on the floor laughing. Chain reactions FTW!

 

[LOUDERnow.]

Apparently if someone pulls your pinky finger back untill you scream or say something, that's what it sounds like when you orgasm. Our whole class was trying it out on each other. XDD