Actually, I've been questioning my friend's sanity lately.
In the fall, she went to the hospital because she thought she had appendicitis. I was terribly worried for her, and prayed and made her a get well card and everything. Turned out she was fine, and I was happy that there was nothing serious going on.
But lately, it's been constant. A few weeks ago she, came up to me and looked really aweful. I asked her what was up. "I think I just pulled every muscle in my body." I asked her how, and she said she was doing the breast stroke in swimming class. O: I honestly cracked up, xD
About a week ago, she comes up to me in holding room, limping and hyperventalating. She said that she was having an asthma attack, and that she pulled all the muscles around her knee. She said she had to run the whole way to her bus stop that morning. (Meanwhile, her bus comes right up to her house. >_>;; ) She said that she couldn't breath. I asked her if she had an inhaler, and she said no, because her parents would not believe that she actually had asthma. (I wonder why.) She said that they day previously, she was running to catch her bus after school, and tripped and landed on her knee in a puddle of water, causing it to be pulled.
Today she comes up to me and my friend after school. She's all, "I have something pretty serious to tell you. I think I have diabetes." I wanted to pull a facepalm, but that would have been extremely rude. She said she's always tired and thirsty. After she left, my friend was like, "What the crap?! Everyone is tired, it's the day after spring break. And sometimes you're just thirsty." They're very not-set-in-stone symptoms, so I'm not really believeing her.
My friend also said that she was freaking out because she lent the copy of the book she is writing to her friend, and she hasn't gotten it back yet. Apparently she said, "If I don't get that book back, I'm going to start cutting again!" She never cut. She's just being over dramatic. >_>;;
It's getting really annoying, quite honestly.