Missbehave
Well-known member
So the title says it all...
The books that annoy me are...
1. Those books where their lives are all PERFECT!!!! Then one little thing goes wrong like they loose a shoe or something then the whole books about it like, OMFG!!! I'VE LOST MY SHOE!!! I'M GONNA DIE!!! I mean what's the point in writing a book like THAT?!
2. MODERN books that are wrote with words like "for" and "in which" and "thus" and I'm like "OMG GET OUT OF THE DARK AGES!!!" It's ok if the books are like, Victorian or their like an autobiography of a victorian person.
3. Baby books that have like, ten pages with [SIZE=21pt]huge chunky writing like this[/SIZE] and it's like "Dad jumped into the pool" *next page* "Mum jumped into the pool" *next page* "Rosie jumped into the pool" *next page* "Sam jumped into the pool" *the end* I mean I understand that it's for babies but maybe they could try to make them atleast a little more interesting. And also it's wrote on BIG CHUNKY CARDBOARD. Jeez some people must hate the enviroment.
4. Books in dead short sentences like "Bob is a fish. Sally is a fish too. They both live in the sea." because it's pretty simple to say "Bob is a fish and so is Sally and they both live in the sea" because short sentences make it look like it's wrote by a FIVE year old.
5. Books that go too fast like one minute two kids are walking to school then the next minute their getting attacked by a murderer then the murderer's a werewolf or something. I wrote one stupid like that once but I changed it then I quit it. Forget it existed.
The books that annoy me are...
1. Those books where their lives are all PERFECT!!!! Then one little thing goes wrong like they loose a shoe or something then the whole books about it like, OMFG!!! I'VE LOST MY SHOE!!! I'M GONNA DIE!!! I mean what's the point in writing a book like THAT?!
2. MODERN books that are wrote with words like "for" and "in which" and "thus" and I'm like "OMG GET OUT OF THE DARK AGES!!!" It's ok if the books are like, Victorian or their like an autobiography of a victorian person.
3. Baby books that have like, ten pages with [SIZE=21pt]huge chunky writing like this[/SIZE] and it's like "Dad jumped into the pool" *next page* "Mum jumped into the pool" *next page* "Rosie jumped into the pool" *next page* "Sam jumped into the pool" *the end* I mean I understand that it's for babies but maybe they could try to make them atleast a little more interesting. And also it's wrote on BIG CHUNKY CARDBOARD. Jeez some people must hate the enviroment.
4. Books in dead short sentences like "Bob is a fish. Sally is a fish too. They both live in the sea." because it's pretty simple to say "Bob is a fish and so is Sally and they both live in the sea" because short sentences make it look like it's wrote by a FIVE year old.
5. Books that go too fast like one minute two kids are walking to school then the next minute their getting attacked by a murderer then the murderer's a werewolf or something. I wrote one stupid like that once but I changed it then I quit it. Forget it existed.