1000 things NOT to do to a tamagotchi

[snickerpie]

839: Force it to go in the bathroom with you no matter how much it's grossed out.

840: Shove a pointed stick through the screen and all the stuff inside and roast it like a marshmellow.

841: Bury it under the Great Wall of China.

842: Reprogram it to overload and blow up.

843. Bite the buttons.

844: Bite the buttons OFF.

845: When saying goodbye to someone who is going on a boat, use the tama instead of a white cloth.

846: When on a boat (if you are *ahem*... feeling seasick), barf on it.

847: Take it to the "Museum of Naked People" xD.

 

[botan1220]

848: Chuck it down a sewer

849: eat it because your starving and thought it was a egg

850: drop it in the sink

851: drop it on the toilet

852: leave it to rot in your desk

853:drop it in the street

854:drop in in front of your dogs without noticing

855:slice it up when it's in your birthday cake

856:give it to a hobo

 

[Emo_Punk95]

857: Try out your new make-up on it.

858: Blame your dog for putting make up on it.

859: Blame your friend for giving it to the hippo.

 

[animelover22]

860: Do number 1 on it.

861: Do number 2 on it.

862: Put it in your dog's food bowl.

863: Leave it at a 2 year olds house.

 

[porygonlord]

864.get it hunted by the ferderal police

865.Place it inside a Atom bomb

866.take away s sunglasses to make it then beat it up to make it

 

[TokioHotelLiebhaber]

867: Blame your dog for taking s sunglasses...

 

[porygonlord]

868.throw it into mt inferno

869.burn it

870.leave it in antarctica

 

[x.Tropical-Island.x]

871: give it to a little girl who likes to smash things X3

872: mistake it as a pill O.0

 

[porygonlord]

873.perform surgery on it

874.put it inside thee coal thingy of a steam train

 

[TokioHotelLiebhaber]

875. Put it on the train tracks.

876. Throw it in a volcano...

877. Force it to listen to Vanessa Hudgens until it's ears bleed. (Which might take a while...)

 

[porygonlord]

878.Make it implode

879.make it explode

880.drop an atlas on it

881.give it to bob the freindly garden knome (wtf)

 

[cecib]

871: give it to a little girl who likes to smash things X3

I'LL DO IT!!! I'LL DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! : D

882: flush it down the toilet xD

883: smash it into the wii xP

884: chuck it at walls until it dies (did this once of bordom xP)

cecib

 

[TokioHotelLiebhaber]

885: Give is to Frankie Jonas as a peace offering.

886: Put it on a diet... They don't like those.

 

[porygonlord]

887.use it as a ping pong ball

888.Yell at it:OLYMIMPICS

 

[mimigotchi10]

889: Leave it in a city 400 km away (my friend did that)

890: Go skydiving with it and forget its parachute

891: Let your hamster eat it.

892: Make it go to your hamsters funeral when it poisons him

893: Bury it with ur hamster

894: Throw it in the fire

895: Try and return it

896: Use it as a ping pong ball

897: Dissect it

898: Hot wire it and turn it into a motorized scooter

899: Throw it away

900: Roll it in bread crumbs and bake it at 350 F

Only 100 more to go!

 

[porygonlord]

901:force it to eat rocks

902.Smear cheesey omlet all over it

903.Shoot it to the moon in a giant cannon

 

[Locky458]

904: Not to throw it in the air, and let your dog play with it.

905: not to eat it.

 

[ilovekuchipa555]

906: stomp on it as hard as you can

907: reset it until it breaks

908:debug it and reassemble it wrong

909:burn it in the fire place

910:bury it so it will grow a tree (may not be true)

 

[Becca Juice]

911- Put it in a blender and sprinkle it into the food of your retarded neighbors.

912- See how long it takes for it to dissolve in Coke-a-cola.

913- Try to attach it to the computer via wires --- that can only result in bad things.

914- Try to alter the build of the tama to make it into a time bomb. Uh oh.

 

[violetchi_garden]

915- bury it in ice cream

916- bury it in pudding

917- smother it in chocolate

918- eat it XD