1000 things NOT to do to a tamagotchi

[porygonlord]

919.Try to force a very large battery in it

920.Chuck 10 school busses on it

921.Kill the tama king then blame it on your tamagotchi

922.Get a V5 and make the 3 tamas on it fight

 

[dmoquinn]

223. Slice it with a knife.

 

[porygonlord]

224.Make it Walk the plank

225.Throw it down a Bottemless pit

226.Make it implode

 

[violetchi_garden]

227- explode it with pudding

228- explode it with ice cream

229- cover it in gun powder then put it on fire

230- buy the last tamagotchi on the planet then DESTROY IT

:furawatchi:

 

[porygonlord]

931.Feed it to giraffes at the zoo

932.cut it open

933.Give it to gorrilas

 

[violetchi_garden]

934. throw rotten tomatos at it shouting "you make the worst puns!"

935. throw it in a mixture of sulferic acid and sugar (if you don't know what happens when you do that it turns the sugar all black and gooey)

936. put it on the keyboard of your laptop and close the lid really fast.

937. put it on a lanyard OF DOOM

938. tell it very loud "told you the wii balance board hates me!!!!!!!!!!"

939. tell it to grow into nazotchi, and if it doesn't, hammer it.

940. hide it in a sock, get the sock wet, then put the sock with the tamagotchi in the freezer (Iced tamagotchi, anyone?)

:furawatchi:

 

[porygonlord]

941.Make it suffer history leasons

942.Sat to it:Run run run. then chuck it on a soccer feild

943.Give it to your pearants

944.Ask it if it would like a starter then pour hot chocolate over it while saying:We are 45.897487% sorry that we have no duck entertainment

 

[violetchi_garden]

945. serve it with ice cream (yay! tamagotchi a la mode!)

946. serve it burned( tamagotchi brule?)(sorry if I got that wrong)

947. serve it with snails (tamagotchi escargo!?!?)

948. serve it in lemonade.

949. serve it in pink lemonade (yay pink lemonade pwns all!!!)

950. serve it as scrambled eggs.

:furawatchi:

 

[porygonlord]

951.Throw it in the Antarctic blizzard room at the christchurch Antartic center

952.Read really really bad jokes to it

953.Sentence it to death by Nuke

954.Drop it in a protein cream milkshake

956.Feed it to Yain kut ku

957.Hide it in a squrills house

958.Let kiwis peck it to bits

959.Stab it with a sword

960.Hit it with a cricket bat

961.After pouring Hot chocolate over it pour coffe over it then Yelling:EGGS ARE GOOD TASTY STUFF THINGY MAJIGS

 

[~Hello Kitty~]

962. Smash it into a taco.

963. Take a bath with it.

964. Send it to Mars.

965. Eat it with your Halloween candy.

966. Give it to a possum.

 

[porygonlord]

967.Give it to the couch

968.Slice it with a machette

969.Saw it with a Chainsaw

970.After coffe Pour Coke over it while saying:MASHED POTAOES FOR YOUR EYES WILL IMPPLODE AFTER THE BOMB EXPLODES.

971.Put it next to the time bomb

 

[violetchi_garden]

972. explode it with dynomite

973. throw it in a beehive

974. bury it in exploding flowers

975. chew it up XD

only 25 more!

:furawatchi:

 

[porygonlord]

976.Inject Deadly Neurotoxin into it.

977.Feed it to gary the python

978.Bury it in the endless garden

979.Pour milk all over it then say:ROSES ARE GREEN VILOERTS ARE DUCKS OMLETES!!!!!!

980.Chuck exploding discs at it

 

[violetchi_garden]

981. send it to the underworld (my friend kira thought of that one)

982. put it in my rats cage cuz then they'll eat it <_<

983. bury it with sand right from the beach ( sand+water=tamagotchi killer)

984. throw it in the dumpster and bury it in garbage.

985. throw it under the bed off pause (bye bye tama! go to tamatown!!!)

:furawatchi:

 

[porygonlord]

986.Feed it to da fishes

987.Place it in a volcano

988.Pour flour over it and scream:WOULD YOU LIKE SPLEEN WITH THAT MADAM

 

[Becca Juice]

989- Dip it in whipped cream.

990- Shout at it until it explodes.

991- Tell it you don't love it anymore :[

992- Stir it into your ramen.

993- Put it's batteries into a frying pan.

994- Take it apart and turn it into a transformer D;

995- Try to feed it people food.

996- Make it listen to rap music.

997- Put it into a room with a crazy person and a pair of scissors.

998- Throw it off a bridge. A big bridge.

999- Pwn it~

And. . .

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[SIZE=12pt]1,000- Put it down the garbage disposal.[/SIZE]

 

[violetchi_garden]

WE MADE IT TO 1000! YAY!

I posted some too late

:furawatchi:

 

[porygonlord]

*Claps*

1001.Do all the things on this list to it

 

[violetchi_garden]

1002. destroy it with a chainsaw (once again, my friend kira thought of it)

:furawatchi:

 

[dmoquinn]

1003: Attach it to the wall leaving it with no care