Kakashi_Hatake
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46: run around shouting I HAD RED BEANS FOR DINNER and through red beans at people
5,000 Ways To Get Kicked Outta Wal-Mart!
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47;Scream "SPIDER-PATCHI, SPIDER-PATCHI, DOSE WUTEVA A SPIDER-PATCHI DOES!!!!....AND THATS POO!!!"
48;yell; "la cucaratcha, la cucaratcha, YA ALL SMELL LIKE @{}:~?><>
&£!$^%^ " !!
49;sing the fireman sam song whilst setting fire to things
50; Shout "HAVE A BEAN, HAVE A BEAN, HAVE A BEAN, HAVE A BEAN, HAVE A BEAN HAVE A BEAN, HAVE A BEAN..."
etc.
51;Yell "LOOK AT MA BUM!" and pull your pants down...
52; bring a stereo and a CD of micheal jackson and play it full volume and yell " OHYEAHOHYAEHAYAYAYAYAYYYYYAAAA"
53; say at the top of your voice "451! BEEP 451! BEEP"
54; scream " BE-BEE-BEEP; BE- BE BEEP" (to imatate a tamagotchi)
55;run up to the staff and say "YA FONE IS RINGINGAND YUR CAT PEED ON THE WALL"
56; Steal a roll of carpet, spread it all over the place and yell "NOT WALL-MART, FLOOR-MART!!!"
57; Go absolutley hyper runnig around and throwing mould tomatos at everyone
58;Graffiti on the walls "}~{}>? Walmart is a !%^$&%^&^ Load of @~:$X76!!
59; Scream "O holy lord, will you marry me lisa???" then kiss a shopping trolley, and do a can-can dance, then jump ontop of the aisle screaming "thats funny, you people are tiny!!"
60; Shriek " IM A KUNOITCHIIIII" at the top of your voice (believe me, I tried this a t Tesco, I didn't get kicked out, just funny looks)
48;yell; "la cucaratcha, la cucaratcha, YA ALL SMELL LIKE @{}:~?><>
&£!$^%^ " !!49;sing the fireman sam song whilst setting fire to things
50; Shout "HAVE A BEAN, HAVE A BEAN, HAVE A BEAN, HAVE A BEAN, HAVE A BEAN HAVE A BEAN, HAVE A BEAN..."
etc.
51;Yell "LOOK AT MA BUM!" and pull your pants down...
52; bring a stereo and a CD of micheal jackson and play it full volume and yell " OHYEAHOHYAEHAYAYAYAYAYYYYYAAAA"
53; say at the top of your voice "451! BEEP 451! BEEP"
54; scream " BE-BEE-BEEP; BE- BE BEEP" (to imatate a tamagotchi)
55;run up to the staff and say "YA FONE IS RINGINGAND YUR CAT PEED ON THE WALL"
56; Steal a roll of carpet, spread it all over the place and yell "NOT WALL-MART, FLOOR-MART!!!"
57; Go absolutley hyper runnig around and throwing mould tomatos at everyone
58;Graffiti on the walls "
}~{}>? Walmart is a !%^$&%^&^ Load of @~:$X76!!59; Scream "O holy lord, will you marry me lisa???" then kiss a shopping trolley, and do a can-can dance, then jump ontop of the aisle screaming "thats funny, you people are tiny!!"
60; Shriek " IM A KUNOITCHIIIII" at the top of your voice (believe me, I tried this a t Tesco, I didn't get kicked out, just funny looks)
(especially the seribetchi one)
rainbowbunny227
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61. Bite a shopper's, no, wait, ALL of the shoppers' arms.
Then wipe my nose on the manager's clean tie that just got back from the cleaners'
Then wipe my nose on the manager's clean tie that just got back from the cleaners'
ilovekuchipa555
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62. Scream and pretend that you're going to die.
ilovekuchipa555
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65. Sue Walmart! xD
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71: Rip the pages out of all the twilight books
72: Throw pepper into everyone's face
72: Throw pepper into everyone's face
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ilovekuchipa555
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73. Find Lollipops and lick them! O_O [it doesn't really make sense.]
74. Go in the dressing room, wait 5 minutes, then yell at the top of your lungs, THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!
75. Ask to put a bag of MnM's on layaway
76. Go to the toy isle, put on a tinker bell costume complete with wand, and skip around singing I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES! I DO! I DO! I DO!
77. Go up to the gun/ hunting counter and ask where the anti depressants are
These are a few of my favorites. Oh yeah, I have more.
75. Ask to put a bag of MnM's on layaway
76. Go to the toy isle, put on a tinker bell costume complete with wand, and skip around singing I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES! I DO! I DO! I DO!
77. Go up to the gun/ hunting counter and ask where the anti depressants are
These are a few of my favorites. Oh yeah, I have more.
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79. grab a handful of balls and toss them at the cashier XD
80. stand in the middle of the crowd and kick everyone you see
80. stand in the middle of the crowd and kick everyone you see
x.Cant//Knit.x
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81. Keep complaining to the manager about items that work perfectly fine.
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83. Put feminine products in mens shopping carts.
84. Go to the bakery section and have them make you an entire gigantic cake, and then say you forgot your wallet when they ask you to pay.
84. Go to the bakery section and have them make you an entire gigantic cake, and then say you forgot your wallet when they ask you to pay.
I.Am.The.End.
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85. Go up to a random person, say "I'd be a vampire!" and bite them in their neck
86. Pour ketchup in a line all the way to the storage area
86. Pour ketchup in a line all the way to the storage area
[x]iDmo[x]
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87. Steal a bicycle and a Star Wars light saber, put the Light Saber in your mouth while riding the bike, saying, "I'M FIRING MY LASER!" and hit somebody with the light saber.
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88; scream "MMM FLORAL TOILETPAPER!!" and eat it.
89; go to the bakery bit, order a cake, then sneeze on it and say... Oh,, i'm allergic, you can have it! And then hand the snotty cake to the baker.
90; grab an electric guitar and plug it into a speaker, turn it up max volume, then sing "TWINKLE TWINKLE PAPAPATCHI HOW I WONDER HOW YOU SMELL!!"
Only 4,910 ways left!
89; go to the bakery bit, order a cake, then sneeze on it and say... Oh,, i'm allergic, you can have it! And then hand the snotty cake to the baker.
90; grab an electric guitar and plug it into a speaker, turn it up max volume, then sing "TWINKLE TWINKLE PAPAPATCHI HOW I WONDER HOW YOU SMELL!!"
Only 4,910 ways left!
cassandrapito
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91 : throw all the stuff off the shelfs
92: push the shelves so they'll fal down
93: turn on the fire alarm
94pen al the food and drop it ion the floor
95: swear a lot
96: go to a closed casheir turn it on and when the first costumers come sing this "ding fries are done ding fries are done i gotta run i gotta run i work at burgur king makeing flavoured wopers out of paper would u like an apple pie with rthat would you like an apple pie with that. ding fries r done ding fries r done i gotta run i gotta dont touch the fries they r hot ahh it realy burn it does skin graphes would u lke an apple......."
92: push the shelves so they'll fal down
93: turn on the fire alarm
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pen al the food and drop it ion the floor95: swear a lot
96: go to a closed casheir turn it on and when the first costumers come sing this "ding fries are done ding fries are done i gotta run i gotta run i work at burgur king makeing flavoured wopers out of paper would u like an apple pie with rthat would you like an apple pie with that. ding fries r done ding fries r done i gotta run i gotta dont touch the fries they r hot ahh it realy burn it does skin graphes would u lke an apple......."
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