Best Quotes?

[Miss Nerdy]

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

 

[Miss Nerdy]

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

 

[Miss Nerdy]

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

 

[Miss Nerdy]

He who laughs last didn't get it.

 

[Miss Nerdy]

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

 

[Miss Nerdy]

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein

 

[BackyardMilitia]

"Taste knowledge, you illiterate douche bag!" - Cr1TiKaL (he reviews games in the most bamf ways possible)

"Hitler never played risk as a child." - Eddie Izzard (Comedian)

"Our time together has been very special, be sure to lock your doors at night." -Germany from Hetalia

"And when he woke up, his skeleton was missing and the doctor was never heard from again. That is how I lost my medical license." -Medic from Team Fortress.

"I AM ERROR." -From some Legend of Zelda game.

"All your base are belong to us." -Old videogame.

"LEEROY JEEEEEENKINS." - Guy playing World of Warcraft

 

[Miss Nerdy]

DBZ Abridged:

Frieza: (laughs)

Nail: (laughs)

Frieza: (laughs) I guess it is kind of funny, isn't it?

Nail: (laughs) I'm laughing at something else. (laughs)

Frieza: (laughs) What? (laughs)

Nail: (laughs) The earthlings have the password.

Frieza: What?

Nail: Remember the little Namekian you passed on the way to Guru's? On his way to the earthlings with the password. By now he's probably already there and they're about to summon the dragon.

Frieza: *GRRRRRRRRR*

Nail: Yeah, I have to guess that your biggest mistake would be NOT STOPPING HIM. That or the purple lipstick-

Frieza: I WILL F***ING MURDER YOU!!

Nail: Whatever.

Frieza: *flies off* WHY AREN'T THE GINYUS SHOWING UP?!!

Oh, they're dead.

WHY ARE THEY DEAD?!!

Vegeta: I HAVE TO PEE!

Jesus, I overslept. It's already night.

For the first time since I got here.

On a planet with three suns.

OH YOU MOTHER F***ERRRRRRRS!!!!!!!!

Gohan: So.. what do we do with the third wish?

Krillin: Well, if nobody else has any ideas, I want my three foot-

Vegeta: HEY! WHAT'S UP GUYS?!

Krillin: I'm never gonna get my hoagie.

Vegeta: SO WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?!

Gohan: What am I doin'?

Vegeta: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?!

Gohan: Nothin' much.

Vegeta: THWARTIN' MAH PLANS?!

Gohan: Thwartin' your plans?

Vegeta: ARE YOU?!!

Gohan: ...Yes.

Vegeta: ...I'M GONNA F***IN' KILL YOU!

But first, you are going to give me my wish for immortality, or I will SNAP HIS NECK!

Krillin: Wait! He's the only one who can ask the dragon for wishes!

Vegeta: Then I've got nothing to lose!

Dende: Whatever.

Vegeta: GOOD ANSWER! Now get to wishin'.

Guru: I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon.

Would be a reeeal d*** move to die right now.

*HARRRNG*

Dende: *PORUNGA, GRANT HIM IMMOR-*

*Porunga dies, dragon balls become stones*

Vegeta: Is- is that normal?

Dende: No. It's dead. And that means Guru is too.

Krillin: I'm so sorry for your loss.

Dende: Someone has to be.

Vegeta: That doesn't matter! Don't you understand?! If it didn't grant me my wish, then that means I'm not immortal, and Frieza's going to g-going to-

Frieza: Oh, no, don't mind me.

By all means,

Give me some ideas.

BEST WORK EVER, TFS!

 

[Miss Nerdy]

With you threatening the world, how am I supposed to enjoy my exercise programs, huh?~ Master Roshi

 

[AccioSnitch]

'Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.'

The quote in my signature is what I put in my high school yearbook (my last name is Ford, so it works, haha). It's from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams.

 

[Miss Nerdy]

TAIYO-KEN!!!

 

[Miss Nerdy]

*edit*

 

[Miss Nerdy]

Guess we've got no choice but to try.

I can't feel my legs.

Haha, great.

Well, it's been nice knowing you, Vegeta.

Oh, shut up.

~The Return of Cooler

 

[Miss Nerdy]

*edit*

 

[Miss Nerdy]

I was just wondering...If people go outside for air...what were they breathing before?? -xXMysticXx (possibly actually written by someoneekse)

 

[It`s Teri]

"Don't accept the status quo. If it's written in stone... bring your hammer and chisel" - it was on the back of a truck.

 

[City Lights]

“Shoutout to my haters, sorry that you couldn’t phase me.”

Nicki Minaj <3

 

[Miss Nerdy]

It's (entrance/ exit of the hyperbolic time chamber) gone, Buu.

*GASP* But how do we eat candy?!

We don't. There's none here.

None?! No ice cream, n-no chocolate?!!

*smirk* Nothing. All gone.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

We're stuck in here forever...

-Dubbed episode 245, DBZ

 

[Miss Nerdy]

"If we die for them, Harry, I'm gonna kill you!"

-Ron

 

[Miss Nerdy]

Welcome to the end of your life. And I promise, it's going to hurt! ~ Vegeta

I'm getting a little carried away with the dragon ball quotes, but remember (I started this post as tamadot12) , you can put any kind of quote here.