And song references XD We were in my launguage class, and he gives us these little quickwrite things. I was in his advanced class, and got great grades, but he hates me becuase I'm such a smartass XD
One of the questions was
"Which came first- the chicken or the egg?" And I wrote
'The misery. Wait, no... the music.'
And conversations will be like
Stephanie: My new favourite color is blue.
Me: I like Aubergine.
Stephanie: What?
Me: Estrogen.
Stephanie: Huh?
Me: WHEN I SAY SHOTGUN, YOU SAY WEDDING! Shotgun.
Stephanie: Alex, shut up.
Or~
Taylor: Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about.
Me: Don't pretend you ever forgot about me.
Taylor: Uh...
Me: Would you rather be a widow, or a divorcee?
Taylor: Widow.
Me: Don't pretend! D-d-d- Don't pretend
Taylor: What?
Me: WE DO IT IN THE DARK, WITH SMILES ON OUR FACES!
Taylor: -hangs up-
Or~
Corey: I was talking to this kid names Chris, and-
Me: HEY CHRIS! YOU WERE OUR ONLY FRIEND!
Corey: uh... Yeah. Sure. Anyway, I-
Me: AND I KNOW THIS IS BELATED, BUT WE LOVE YOU BACK!
And when we do the Pros and Cons bubble thingies in school, I'll head it 'The Pros And Cons of Breathing.'
One time I forgot to put my name on it, and the teacher held it up. One of the kids said
"Hey, that's a Fall Out Boy song." Then my friend pointed at me and said
"It's probbably her's."
So usually I burst out laughing whenever I do that, which is a lot XD