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Today Me, my brothers and my mum went to Ikea and there was this massive box with cushions in and I told my brother to sit in it and he fell right to the bottom of the box and got covered by cushions. It was soooo funny, i had to help him get out, and the best thing was, I filmed the whole thing!

im going to send it off to youve been framed...

mwahahaha!

 
A conversation I just had:

Bestie: I got a "When Pigs Fly" dress nightgown! 8D Its adorable.

Me: Can I be the cow to your pig?

Bestie: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD That makes s**t for sense. That's like me saying 'Can I be the cherry to your sneaker.' It doens't work!

Me: It's official. We've jumped off the bridge.

Crack convos FTW.

 
Daniel told a group of people that I love Darth Vader. So I was already cracking up and being all, "SHHHHHH." After everyone finished laughing, the lights went out because we were going to watch a video. We were fooling around going, "Hold me! It's dark! I'm scareeeeeeed!" And Bryan puts his hands over his mouth and starts breathing like Darth Vader.

And that's why I love my friends.

 
Oh my gosh, Friday was hilarious.

We were walking through the carpark and Max was there, so dad decided to try and talk to them. He's like 'G'day boys, etc. etc. etc.'

I was just there, laughing. You don't usually see old-ish men talking to really attractive guys.

And then in front of the store Max came by and smiled at me and i just laughed so hard.

Also, I had bought something from Matt and he didn't have any gold coins, so he was loading me up with small change. It took so long, and he gave me a handful of ten cent coins in the end and my pocket was so heavy.

Oh and Mitch was like, 'Oh you have a Gay-S-M bracelet, get one of mine.'

So I did.

 
Once, my sister and I went into town with our mum and mum told us to stay in the car. It went like this...

Sharona: I want an ice cream!

Me: Then go and get an ice cream.

Sharona: Okay! -holds up wallet- Ice cream please. Thank you! xD

 
I took a dandelion and wiped it on William's arm, and I'm like "Youre yellow now"

And then he's like "I already am. It's called being asian" xDD

 
my sis talks in her sleep alot. XD

this happened when I was trying to fall asleep before easter.

sis: christmas...it's christmas...

me: WTF!?

sis: CHRISTMAS easter CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!

me: XD

and this was 2 nights ago.

sis: sarah, don't forget-

me: forget what?

sis: bread, bed.

me: bread!?

sis: yes. bread, bed. bread, bed.

me: LOL!!!!

sis: SHUTUP!!!!!!!

me: ._.

and about 4 years ago, my mom told me this happened when I was asleep.

me: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to take your colored pencils.

mom: colored pencils!?

me: yeah, the colored pencils!

 
"Pleeeease" "No" "Why not?" "Well, I'd have more time if we didn't spend so long talking about pubes" "Sorry dude, but I love that topic"

I love weird as conversations.

 
Kay I have a few:

Last night at about midnight I went downstairs to get a drink and when I came back up I saw my dad hanging my stuffed monkey on my door by it's neck.

Me: I'm not even gonna ask what you're doing!

Dad: xD

And yesterday when I was standing in the neighbors garden with an outstretched hand and a O_O look on my face my mum opened the door and was like "._."

Ah :'3 good times.

 
Me: What's with Spanish characters on TV being like... that? (Implying that they're sexy and all. xD)

Brother: I don't know, but I'm going to keep learning Spanish.

Me: xDDDDDDDDD

 
I have a few.

One on Saturday at netball:

Me: Hey, Tabeth. And this must be your sister!

Tabeth (my teammate):Yes, she is.

Me: I reckon you look like twins, but she's smaller.

Tabeth: I think she's ugly.

Tabeth's sister: I think you're uglier!

Aimee-Gene (another teammate): I think you're both beautiful!

One yesterday, with the Thai students:

Me: Sa wa dee ka, I'm Teri

Gift (my Thai buddy): I'm Gift

Me: You're Gift?

Gift: Yes.

Me: You're my buddy. -turn to Kaycee- I found Gift!

Kaycee: Can you find my buddy?

Me: Find your own buddy! -to the girl next to Gift- Sa wa dee ka, I'm Teri.

Betty (Kaycee's buddy, next to Gift): I'm Betty.

Me: -turns to Kaycee- Kaycee, I found Betty!

 
Last night:

Mum: Oh the hokey cokey

Begins to shout

Mum: *looks at dog* OH THE HOKEY COKEY

Dog: "._."

 
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I set my alarm clock for the wrong time last night. This morning, I walked downstairs, poured myself a bowl of cereal, and kept eating my breakfast until I realized it was 1:30 in the morning. This is why I need to check the clock before I do such things. :D

 
At netball practice today:

Danielle (our coach): Right, we're going to practice our driving again!

Gadija (teammate): But we don't have cars!

lol, Danielle meant driving for the ball!

Gadija: You're big.

Me: You're small.

Gadija: You're thin.

Me: You're thin too.

Gadija: No I'm not, I'm fat!

Gadija is pronounced as hah-dee-jah. By big she meant tall because I'm taller than her.

 
It was the Dad Discovers Billy scene (in the musical Billy Elliot) and Billy said "I hate you! You're a *insert bad word here*" to his father. Just then, some adorble little boy in the front row screams "OHHHH SHHHNAP!!!!" I was so lucky that I put my hand over my mouth when Billy says that of else I would have burst into laughter right there onstage.

The Medium Swing was on as Karen Davidson and it was the Shine quick-change. I was getting changed and I hear the swing (who was next to me) curse. That's extremely unusual for Chelsea. It turned out she didn't have her pink leotard on under her white tutu. All her dresser said was "Well THAT'S a first." She ended up going onstage with her white tutu on, and her pink tutu pulled up under the white one. She had two tutus on and the pink one was falling off the whole rest of the number.

 
Last night:
Mum: Oh the hokey cokey

Begins to shout

Mum: *looks at dog* OH THE HOKEY COKEY

Dog: "._."
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I want your mother. [[[x

So Bryan showed me this card trick but wouldn't teach me. So a few minutes later I pounced at him and we made a deal...

Me: BRYANBRYANBRYANBRYANBRYAN--

Bryan: KRYSTALKRYSTALKRYSTALWHAT?!

Me: Listen. If you teach me the card trick, you don't have to pay me back.

Bryan: ...It was only 75 cents!

Me: -glare, pout- Please?

Bryan: Buy me a soda.

Me: Okay!

-buys soda, gives to Bryan-

Me: Here, now teach me.

Bryan: Okay. So --

-some lady walks up and tells Bryan he has to go-

Bryan: I'll show you next time...

Me: DANGIT!!11!1!!1

Bryan's brother: Oh, don't worry. I'll kill him if he forgets to show you. ;D

It was really funny at the moment. xD

 
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Yesterday with the Thai students

Gift: You can kick her and hit her if she's annoying you.

Pam: You can kick her too.

Gift: No, she won't kick me, I'm her buddy!

Me: Yes, I'm her buddy.

Pam: F*** her.

Gift: She is bad girl

Me: Yes, she is very bad girl.

Pam: She is lying.

Me: No she's not, she's a good girl. -pats Gift on head-

Later...

Pam: She's not your buddy, she's your pet!

Me: No she's not!

EDIT: Just so you know, Pam is another Thai student like Gift.

 
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In the food court, Chad and I got up to put our garbage away.

But the labels were all in french, which neither of us know.

And rather than try to figure it out by color or what was already in there,

We just through it all in one bin and hoped it was the right one.

Moncton malls FTW.

And when we stopped at WINNERS, everyone went there, except Chad, Michael, and I went to EB games and had a guitar hero contest.

Which I won, by the way. :3

And Friday night, Jeanna and I stayed up past 3AM.

And in the halls at 2:30AM, we were racing to the vending machine.

And this guy's like "NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS! IT'S 2:30 IN THE MORNING!"

SO we just stood around awkwardly.

And when he turned the corner, we ran again.

And at this church seminar.

It was about how "God is the real hero"

And I was eating hamburgers through the whole thing.

If you get the reference, you are awesome.

 
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Me: -picks up Bryan's soda and spills it by mistake- ...O8

Bryan: -death glare-

Me: Uhm, oops. ..Please don't kill me. I'll.. I'll clean it up!

Bryan: -moves close to my face- You. Spilled. My. Soda.

Me: -runs away to find a napkin-

Later,

Me: -being totally innocent doing nothing-

Bryan: GIVE ME THE CANDY, NOW.

Me: o__o W-what?! I don't have any can--

Bryan: Hand it over, NOW. -backs me up into the wall-

Me: Wait, honestly! I have no idea what you're talking about.

Dustin: -walks by-

Bryan: Dustin! I know she has my candy, and you gave it to her.

Dustin: She doesn't have it. =D

Bryan: -gets close to me while I'm still pinned to the wall- I'll torture her if you don't hand it over.

Me: PLEASE. HELLO? I DON'T. HAVE IT.

Dustin: Okay, T has it.

Bryan: -takes candy from T and skips away-

Me: owo So, Dustin. Wanna explain that?

Ahahahaa. I know weird people. But Bryan is really nice. He just fools around a lot. xDDDD

 
Yesterday, school fair. Brought the lolz. So much.

Lillian was describing Ms Harper, and she called her 'a lesbian goblin'. Then she tried to repeat it and she said 'goblian'.

And we were walking past this teacher who's wife had just had a baby, and Lillian got all hyper and shouted to Midula "It's got a baby!".

I love Lillian so much :)

 
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