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Mom was in a bathroom that we usually don't use, but I happened to use it this morning and I left my mascara in there.

So then she's cleaning up in there and-

Mom: Hey! There's mascara in here. Whose is it?

Me: Oh, it's Dustin's! 8D /sarcasm You only have one daughter!

Dad: That's my mascara.

Dustin: No no, it's mine!

xD

 
At the Canada Day celebration, first time seeing my little cousin in a year-

Me; "Kris, I swear you shrunk."

Kris; "Um... no I haven't. You just grew... a lot."

Me; "You were this [holds fingers 3 inches apart] much smaller than me last year. Your this [holds fingers 8 inches apart] much smaller than me this year."

Kris; ...So?

Me; -to Dad- "Dad, Kristopher says that I grew, but I'm certain that he shrunk."

Dad; -looks at Kris- "Yeah, he shrunk."

Me; -to Kris- "It's the only logical conclusion."

Kris; "..."

At grans, Grampy walks into the house with a bag of tomatoes-

Me; -gasp- "BUONO TOMATO, BUONO TOMATO, BUONO BUONO, OOH, TOMATO! RED ON THE BOTTOM AN..."

Kris; "...Um, what are you doing?"

Me; "Singing the delicious tomato song... THERE ARE TOMATOES IN MY PASTA! AND TOMATOES IN MY PIZZA..."

Kris; "JUST SHUT UP!"

Me; "Okay." -starts humming the song-

Kris; "Yeeahh... you're weird."

 
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At Church Club on Thursday, the little kids were out playing games. And I was bored so I was hanging around with them. And I grabbed a hoola-hoop and went to my cousin Madelyn and her friend Katie. I put my hoola-hoop around them and said "YOU ARE NOW MY AWESOME MINIONS! GIVE ME YOUR HOOLA-HOOPS!" and they obeyed me so I smiled and gave them a thumbs up sign and said "YEE! YOU'RE NOW MY AWESOME MINIONS!" And they followed me around the whole time.

Then Allie came up to me and said "I WANNA BE AN AWESOME MINION, TOO!" So I gave her a piggy back everywhere. She had a squirt-gun, so she was squirting people with it while I gave her a piggy back. :3

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And at Church Club on Friday, I was hanging out with the little kids during games again. There were squishy balls there, so I'm all "LET'S GET THE BALLS WET WITH WATER AND CHASE AFTER THOMAS AND GET HIM WETTTTT!" and the kids did as I said and in the end, Thomas was drenched.

And when the older kids where out with games, Thomas shouted "WHO WANTS TO THROW KRISTIN IN THE POOL!?" And everyone shouted "MEEE!" So I'm all "OHCRAP!" And I ran into the church and locked them out.

And after Church Club, where we all did whatever, Kristopher and I went downstairs. Ashley and Morgan were down there, so they put us in the closet and closed the door. We were in there for 15 minutes, with five of those in the dark. >.>

 
I have a lot of funny moments with my friends which are just unforgettable. Once when we are in school me and my friend use to sit on the same bench and our teacher was taking a lecture of the literature. I was quite attentive in the class but my friend is not at all. he always like to sleep in the class while literature lecture is going on.Now one day he caught my friend and punished him. That moment was so funny that he was not able to stand properly and his face expression was just stupid. Whole class were smiling on him.

 
At the ice cream party at the hall last night, I seen Jade and Sammi there. And we were sitting on the fence, and then Sammi spilt her cake on the dirt. So she's like "I'm going to go inside an ask for a new one."

And when she came back five minutes later, she said "Apparently I'm supposed to pick it up. They said it's fine." And Jade and I laughed so hard. xD

And about ten minutes later, Jade knocked Sammi's ice cream out of her hand and it fell on the deck.

Then five minutes later, Jade drops her cake on the deck. And when she picked it up, everything picked up except the icing, and while she was picking up the icing, she dropped the remainder of the cake that was okay to eat. xDD

 
-double post but these are funny so shush-

----CAMP STUFF~---

On Wednesday at Lunch, Ben put a hat on backwards, and Nathan's all "You look so Italian in that hat" so then Ben said in an Italian accent, "Hey~! It's my cousin, Vinny!" and then Mich said, trying an Italian accent, "Luigi! I heard you killed a guy!" Then Nathan said "That's a Russian accent." Mich was like "No it's not." then he tries saying it again, and when he got to the word 'killed', he's like "Oh yeah..... IN SOVIET RUSSIA, MAFIA KILLS.... Wait. That's the same" and I choked on my juice from laughter.

And Wednesday at supper, it was opposite meal. So then we had dessert first. And Mich stood up in the hallway where we stand in line for our food, and he started flailing his arms around shouting "NO DESSERT FIRST. I REPRESENT THE 'FAMILIES AGAINST DESSERT FIRST ASSOCIATION'. IN OTHER WORDS, FADFA!"

And Thursday Night at the cabin auctions, some cabin picked Ben to be their slave for all of Friday. And on Friday morning, he walked into the dining hall with his hair in pigtails. Ahaha~

And Thursday Night at volleyball, Tyler got the ball stuck up in a tree, and I was literally rolling in the sand laughing.

 
Mum: "Esther, where are you?"

Me: "Down here!"

-Mum comes down-

Mum: "Ah, there you are. With MY hat on"

Me: "I like your hat mum :furawatchi: "

Mum: "Ffft."

 
---MORE CAMP STUFFS---

Today while waiting to go home, Emmy and I hid under the picnic tables with our candy and soda. And Chantalle walks by us and we scream "HI CHANTELLE!!!!" And Chantalle was all "o.o what the hell...?" because she couldn't see us and then we were all "lulllzzz"

Wednesday at free time, Rian, Andrew, Emmy, Tyler, and David were sitting around talking about Death Note. Then Erin [the 30-some year old program director] comes and sits with us and she's all "Are you guys talking about Death Note? I love that show! It's so cool. I loved the last episode. Because Light..." Then Tyler's like "DON'T TELL ME! I'M NOT FINISHED WATCHING IT YET!"

And later, Rian was telling us a riddle. So he was like "A murder happens in a hotel..." and me being me, and wanting to make Hetalia references every 5 minutes, shouted out "A POLISH HOTEL CALLED 'THE FELIKS', LITHUANIAN VICTIM NAMED TORIS, AND RUSSIAN MURDERER NAMED IVAN!" Then everyone was all "....." and then I burst into fits of laughter and then fangirl screamed and ran around the playground.

And under the picnic tables at about 3:30, Matt, the camera guy, came over to me and Emmy and I'm all "HIII~!" And he's like "Hello there." So I'm like "WE'RE UNDER A PICNICK TABLE!! 8DD" And he was all "I see that." So I held up my Pepsi and was all "I have pop. Be jealous." then giggled.

I'll cry if that didn't get put on the memory DVD 'cause it's facking hilarious.

 
This was from last year, but I'll post it anyway.

My mom has just picked me up from school, and I am getting in the car.

Mom: Who was that you were talking to?

Me: That's Gillian.

Mom: Is she in Eighth grade?

Me: No, she's in my grade.

Mom: You are in Eighth Grade.

Me: Oh.

From a few weeks ago, my friend Charlotte and I were walking through town.

In a cafe:

Charlotte: Look, a biker!

Me:(in a fake British accent) 'Ello biker.

Biker:.....Hi......(walks out of cafe)

Me: We scared him.

Charlotte: He was buying a muffin.

Me: That's not good! Muffins are full of calories, and he needs to be in shape for Tour de France!

About five minutes later, we pass by the bike shop.

Me: LOOK! The biker is in there!

Charlotte: I think he got fatter.

 
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A few days ago, I was in my room making a blanket for on my bed. And my dad came in and was like "Why are you making a fort?" So I said "BECAUSE FORTS ARE AWESOME 8DD" And dad was all '...It's 11:30 at night. I think you should go to bed..." So I respond "YOU MEAN MY AWESOME PRUSSIAN FORT OF AWESOMENESS!!" And dad was all "....okay?"

 
This was from last year, but I'll post it anyway.
My mom has just picked me up from school, and I am getting in the car.

Mom: Who was that you were talking to?

Me: That's Gillian.

Mom: Is she in Eighth grade?

Me: No, she's in my grade.

Mom: You are in Eighth Grade.

Me: Oh.

From a few weeks ago, my friend Charlotte and I were walking through town.

In a cafe:

Charlotte: Look, a biker!

Me:(in a fake British accent) 'Ello biker.

Biker:.....Hi......(walks out of cafe)

Me: We scared him.

Charlotte: He was buying a muffin.

Me: That's not good! Muffins are full of calories, and he needs to be in shape for Tour de France!

About five minutes later, we pass by the bike shop.

Me: LOOK! The biker is in there!

Charlotte: I think he got fatter.
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LOL Sydney xDD

Okay yesterday my friend joined TT, mistook Grace for a boy and called her sir, her response was:

Grace: Sir? SIR?!

-tears out mustache in rage-

Me: xDDDD LOLOL

Grace: It's not funny! My mustache is gone forever!

T'was funny at the time x3

 
Aunt:Isn't it time for you to ring your parents?

Me okay!

-hands the phone to me-

Me: -into the phone- Hello?

Aunt: It's not on...

Me: -cracks up-

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The conversation with my Dad consisted of this:

Dad: What are you eating?

Me: Smarties.

Dad: Smarties?

Me: Smarties.

Dad: SMARTIES?!

Dad thinks smarties are really really bad for you so this was the conversation with my Aunt after.

Me: Dad HATES smarties D:

Aunt: You can take him a pack of smarties home! 8DD

Me: -cracks up-

Aunt: No wait, the smarties mug!

Me: xDDD

about five minutes later.

Aunt: It's a good thing they didn't ring when you were drinking champane!

Me: Aha yeah.

Aunt: 'what you drinking?' 'Champane, we have it with every meal. Don't you?'

Me: -starts laughing again and chokes on coke-

Aunt: When you go home you can ask what wine you're having with your meal.

Me: XDDD

 
Me: "Dad, Alex Is coming trick-or-treating with me for sure."

Dad: "For sure, sure??"

Me: -sigh- "Yes, Dad."

Dad: "What's she being for Halloween?"

Me: "A weirdo."

Dad: "Oh. So she's not dressing up?"

Me: "We'll you're nice. :l"

Dad: "Hm... I guess I'm not."

And on the phone with Courtney and her boyfriend, Damian---

Courtney: "DAAAYYY."

Damian: "Yes...?"

Courtney: "CAN YOU CALL JOHN?"

Damian: "No. Then I'll have no pay for this conversation."

Courtney: "I'm not paying. You pay."

Damian: "No."

Courtney: "KRISTIINNN"

Me: "COURTNEYYYYY"

Courtney: "Will you pay for this conversation?"

Me: "...No."

Courtney: "Aww. You suck."

 
At the party on Friday:

-Poker face was playing-

Tom: Waait! This is what I'm gonna call my rabbit.

Lady gaga: I won't tell you that I love youKiss or hug you

Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin

I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning

Just like a chick in the casino

Take your bank before I pay you out

I promise this, promise this

Check this hand cause I'm marvelous

Tiff: So that's what you're gonna call you bunny?

Tom: NO! I'm calling her muffin.

Me: Heey guys! Guess what Tom's gonna call him bunny!

Me & Tiff: I won't tell you that I love youKiss or hug you

Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin

I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning

Just like a chick in the casino

Take your bank before I pay you out

I promise this, promise this

Check this hand cause I'm marvelous

 
The other day my freind and I were on the beach. I'll call her K cos I don't want to give out her name.

K: Hey! That's Georgia!

Me: No it isn't.

K: Yes it is!

Me: Prove it.

K: GEOOORRRRRGGIIIIAAAAA!!!!!

-Whole family turns round-

-We wave-

-They stare as if to say 'Who the heck is that?-

-We realise it's not Georgia-

Me: I told you.

You had to be there. It was so funny.

Another time:

I went to watch my brother play football against ALL my freinds' primary school. But of course, I had to shout for My brothers side.

Me: YESSSSSS THEY SCORED! GO -INSERTPRIMARYSCHOOLNAMEHERECOSICANTSAYIT- WOOOOHOOOOO!

Random Year 10 guy rugby tackles me.

Me in hysterics.

 
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