In the box is a Puppy, two thousand pieces of cheese, my excitement, a bunch of midgets doing kung-fu, a squirrel, a cat, a zombie kitten, another box, a jar of ghosts, the contents of the original box before it got dumped and then this one started, a box containing our own universe, a frog, keven mealamu, the angry cat, a bunch of hipsters, an owl, a cake, an aardvark, a house, an mp3 player, John Egbert, Cal Strider, a pillow stuffed with banana peels, Bec Harley