"Gatorade."- Me and Lizzie (this one is years old... and we still say it)
"I'm discounting in my pants"- Me and Lizzie
"Please don't jiggle me!!!!"- Me and Lizzie
"Would you like to reduce the weight of your Jesus?" and "He has no Jesus!!"- Me, Lizzie, Savannah, Katherine (obviously those are part of the same joke)
"Why is the fly dancing?" -Me and Lizzie
"I loved him so much... But he only loved watermelon."- Me and Lizzie (this one hasn't been said lately... but I love it XD)
"Katsumi likes to have his feet touched."- Me and Savannah
"Uncle with benefits"- Me and Savannah
"You're my aqua dot!"- Me and my sister (this hasn't been used lately either)
"I like it when you call me Mr. Principal..."- Me and Savannah
"He's rejectin' his food!"- Me, my mom and my sister
There are a few more I can't think of...
And I won't explain them, because almost all of them are inappropriate...