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XDD 10000000000/10

Do you want to become a Tamagotchi?

Well this is teh item for you!

Kid:I all ways wanted to be a Mametchi. *shot self with gun and becomes a Mametchi*

Mametchi:*cough*Noo...*cough* No air.... *faints*

Buy this thing today for $2587387687053758753578738572870357320729375097539573092750325703927593275089329759275937539275932793257023 Dollers

 
7/10 heh heh...

Pieness Liquid 2000

Hello all fans of pie! Do you want a machine that will give you pie INSTANTLY? Well this product is not for you! It's called the Pieness Liquid 2000!

Woman: I used to eat boring pie. Now I can put it in the Pieness Liquid 2000 and I get Pie Juice! Yummy!

Man: Once I tried this machine, I went back to the store to get a full refund!

Buy today for only 2 cents!

 
XDDDD 10/10

'Tis is teh food machine can make ANYTHING out of ANYTHING!!

Boy:Let me show you...

*Boy puts 99999999999999999999999999999999999999 lolly-pops in and press pie*

[SIZE=17pt]BOOM!!![/SIZE]

*pie comes out*

Man:Buy your Food Maker for $538428492473285723847328732 NOW!

Go to 574 Oia, Teh big pie NOW!!!

 
10000000000/10

BW. World

Human:You hate some things. Ever wish to get a BW.?

*Woman come's*

Woman:Grebad!

Person:You can get something like a BW tamagotchi...

Human:Or a BW. human!

Woman:Woww! I'll get a BW. Human because all my children and my husband ran away!

Human:Here it is!

*Human gives the BW human to the woman.*

*The woman opens it and dies.*

Person:We also have an advertisment for BW tamagotchis!

Human:Yep! Here it is!:

Human:"Don't you just get soooo board with those P****** Tamagotchi's?"

*Person throw's Tamagotchi Conections off a bridge.*

Human:I know you do. We have BW Tamagotchis!

*All memetchi's in the world get delevered to my house.*

Me:Thank you!

Human:Your not supposed to be in this advertisment.

Me:So?

Human:EKBCFERDNEBRDSGVJFREUY43GBCRHBCHD

*Person sues BAN DAI for making tamagotchis.*

Human: We sell you stinky poo-like vomit, barf, pee,fart tamagotchis. So buy one now.

*Person sues BAN DAI for making tamagotchis again.*

*All young memetchi's in the world get delevered to my house.*

Me:Thank you!

Human:Your not supposed to be in this advertisment.

Me:So?

*All young mimitchi's in the world get delevered to my cousins house.*

My cousin:Thank you!

Human:Your not supposed to be in this advertisment.

Me cousin:So?

*All mimitchi's in the world get delevered to my cousins house.*

My cousin:Thank you!

Human:Your not supposed to be in this advertisment.

Me cousin:So?

 
3/10

do you want cheesecake pie or cheseey omlets

simply place a human sacrifice in the blender

run away

bye some omlets

smear them with cheesecake

m****** 100000 people

go into hiding

and then you have federal police hunting you :) :angry: :D

hope i helped

 
7/10

Guy: Callllllllll 1057239574867475 NOW! To the ice cream cake shop. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-NAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Women: He is crazy.

 
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Lol. XDD 10/10

DA DA DA!!! PIKACHU wants u to eat book cake!!!

*Pikachu eats book cake*

Call 89597597539 to get this NOW!!!

Person watching it: 0_0; The people who made this MUST be a son of a biscuit... *sweatdrop*

 
0_0; 2/10

DA DA DA!!!!

THY BATMAN SHOP!!!!

*song starts*

Teh pokemon shop, Thy Pokemon shop,

Go and get your free pie today!!!

Go to the Batman Shop TOADY!!!!

Pikachu:pika Pika Pi.... (What crazy people has made this advertisment...) *sweatdrop*

 
2/10

NEW!

opened offical hannah montana shop! From hannah montna toilets to pets and guest visit from miley cyrus TODAY@@

NOT BOTHEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
[SIZE=14pt]5/10[/SIZE]

Join the Dark side of the force

ok so no one will like you

BUT if you join within the next 5 minutes you

get A FREE TOSATER OVEN~ who doesn't want a free toaster oven!? IDK

Thats right folks a free toaster oven

[SIZE=8pt][/SIZE]

disclaimer- if the toaster does not work it is not our fault!

disclaimer disclaimer- if the toaster is not assembled it is not our fault!

disclaimer disclaimer disclaimer- if the toaster is missing parts it is not our fault!

Thank you for joining the dark side of the force!

 
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100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10!!lol oven toaster!!!!!

man:hello and welcome to todays advertisment.today we will be testing the pie splatter 3000!

person.*face goes a inch away from the pie in pie splatters hand and then pie splatter splats pie in persons face*

man:and if it malfunctions it is because it doesn't have any pie.and you better give it pie and FAST!!cause if you leave it a long time without pie

then it will grab all the pie it will spin around all the time and throw pie everywhere.

get yours NOW at 0800 pie splatter(0800 68476i57467456749764576976587856785)

if anything bad happens call this number:674875037574967(the pie shop!)

 
whoever stretched the page I give a 0/10 D:

7/10

WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE GRAND OPENING OF NICKI'S (THAT'S ME!) CAKE SHOP!!!

GET YOUR FRESHLY BAKED CAKES STRAIGHT FROM THE OVEN FOR JUST $19.95!

AND ORDER NOW AND YOU'LL GET A SECOND CAKE FREE ALONG WITH A

COMPUTER THAT ONLY TYPES IN CAPITALS!!!!!

 
Uhh... 4/10

THE BOX O' DOOM!!!

Hi! Idiot Person here to introduce the BOX O' DOOM!!! The BOX O' DOOM!!!

is very evil indeed! If you open it even a crack the size of a slit, it will release

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 evil Homer and Marge Simpson emoticons

per millisecond! They look like this, *holds up two photos*

~(_8^(1)

Homer Simpson

@@@@:^)

Marge Simpson

EVILNESS!!!!!!! (Warning: If you do not open the BOX O' DOOM!!!, Elmo and

his minions will come to your house. So open the BOX O' DOOM!!! See if Marge

and Homer will cause havoc.)

The BOX O' DOOM!!! for only...

758475890457284597674985782 dollars!

Call 632-712-9316 if you want this item! I will pay the shipping costs!

Tune in next week on... "Idiot Person's TV Shopping!" (ROFL Harvest Moon refrence)

 
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Someone stretched the page. . .

Hello!

Have you ever wanted to be smarter, but didn't want to work?

Well, you have your wish now with. . . *drum roll*

SMART CAKE!

The cake that makes you smart!

11 year-old: In school I had all F's. Now, I've been promoted to collage!

Buy it now for only $111,111,111,111.11!

Fine print at the bottom of screen:

Warning: %99.99 of people who were dumb became dumber and died because they forgot how to feed themselves. The 11 year-old was a miracle. Use at

your own risk.

 
10/10 XDDDD

Do you know what? I dont even want you to buy this because

you deserve more in life right? So get off your butt and...

BUY THE NEW CUPCAKE MAKER THAT COSTS AS MUCH MILES AS YOU RUN TO THE STORE

SO TAKE YOUR TIME TO BUY IT AND THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE :D

*happy song turns on*

 
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