The Cheesy Noodle Log of Tamagotchis!

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hello I did not update Thursday or Friday and I am sorry but there are reasons for that. Thursday was the stupid picnic. It went exactly how I thought it would. My pen-pal only said one word to me the whole hour I was there: Hi. Then Friday the computer was being glitchy so I couldn't post. But here we are today.

Hey Noodle guess what??? We invited our mothers to come to the log today!

Oh, in honor of mother's day? That's nice.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY MOMMY IS HERE MOMMY IS HERE YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!

Hello dear. You have grown up to be a very pretty blob.

MOOOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! Don't call me a blooooobbbbb!!!!

Really. Don't.

It's a very sensitive subject for her.

Oh? But she's just such a CUTE WITTLE BLOOOOWWWWBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! *attacks Usagi*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

That's what you get for insulting the bwob!

Goodness child! None of my special bazillion jilllion ten ten ten ten en thousand chocolate cookies for you if you keep this up!

*eyes sparkle* Yeeess mother.

I am here too! Helloooo people!

HI MOOOM!

sniff. this log brings back so many memories.

Hey it's MIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Mom!

So Noodle, how are you doing these days?

Pretty good.

THE WEIRD RANDOM THING OF THE DAY

is that I bought cookies and cream poptarts today. I shall eat one later! ^_^ Yum!

THE RANDOM WORD OF THE DAY

is CNT! Abbreviation for my name. See ya!

EDIT: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS PAGE 8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hey! Sorry I didn't post yesterday. My parents made it a computer free day.

That sucks! I love computers!

When did that happen?

Uh. Yesterday?

So what happened to make you a computer geek, young blobby?

Okay so last night I was awake cause I couldn't sleep cause you were snoring-

HEY! NO I WASN'T!!!

Yes you were. Wasn't she Mina?

Not that I heard.

Oh come on! How could you not hear that?

I didn't hear it because... it wasn't happening.

You must be deaf. I'm sure you heard it Adele!

Uh... actually no.

Liar.

Noo! You really and truly were snoring!

NO. N-O. Spells no, little preschooler.

Whatever. Anyway, I went out to the computer and I turned it on and I played every single game you had on this machine!

Whaat? YOU'RE IN TROUBLE MISSY!! NO FUDGE FOR YOU!

Bleh.

Anyway, now time for some good news and bad news and then some more good news. Which would you like first?

Oooh ooh good news!

Okay. The good news is that I finally have photos... from like a looonnnnggg time ago that I never uploaded. The bad news is that they are still uploading. Here is one picture:

There's Usagi with her unexpected ninja husband.

That's what daddy looked like?

Yeah. You were there too. You should remember.

No I don't. Once I turned into a toddler I lost all memories of my extreme tinyness.

I see. And the other good news is that.... THERE ARE ONLY 8 DAYS OF SCHOOL LEFT FOR MEEE!!!!!

Yaaayy! So then you can unpause us a lot more?

Yep. Although I'll have a busy summer. Guess what guys? WE'RE GOING ON VACATION!!!!

REALLY? WHERE??!!!

Michigan. Oh here's another pic.

That's Usagi in her cat suit.

Michigan? Oh come on that's BOOOOOORRRRRRRRRINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

Geez! Where'd you expect to go? Hawaii?

...

...

...

Let me guess: YES. Well I'm sorry! At least you'll get to go on a plane!!!! Or maybe it'll be your.. I dunno, children or something.

AW WW W W I WANNA GO ON A PLANNEEE NOT MY CHILDREN..........

It's super bumpy. Oh well, I guess you can sort of come.. like join us on the plane from the tama planet.Picture:

Adele the Lovelitchi!

Okay. Sounds nice.

LA DE DUUMMMMM....... waitin' for the last piiiccccccccccttturrrrrre lal la laallalaaaaaaaaaa!

I SAY h34r:

RANDOM SMILEY FACE TIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I SAY

AND I SAY

uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnn commme on stupid tinypic hurry upppp.............................................................

*hums Jeopardy song*

..............

What? It's not done YET?! Everything is supposed to be done once you finish the Jeopardy song!

I'm done eating my fried chicken.

<_< That's not the right everything, Adele.

DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAA~~~~~~~~~~~! It is uploaded!

Bath time!

THE WEIRD RANDOM THING OF THE DAY

is that my leg hurts.

THE RANDOM WORD OF THE DAY

is Jeopardy! See ya tomorrow!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hi Bye I have no time at all right now got to get to dinner SORRY!!!!!!! But at least you can say I posted.

Hi

Hi

Hi

Bye

Bye

Bye.

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hiii!!! I've been sort of sick the past couple days and haven't been up to posting but today I will make an effort to do so. So, as suggested by kuchipatchi.is.blue55, we will have a new Friday visiting system. A different tama will visit each week. Say hello to Mikan!

Heeeyyyoo!

Hi

HII

What's up?

The sky.

aahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhh

That really wasn't that funny Adele.

IT IS WHEN YOU'VE BROKEN INTO NOODLE'S FAMILY'S CABINET AND EATEN ALL THE CANDYYYY

Oh no. This is gonna be like the time with the soda.

u otvyhbil4fyh bipqjhlh4wrghlkrefjbgurdehgoborhgorevgifhithgoibhdfiyhghtigjhfisdehoihgjbsjbjghikjghlkidhgkhdljkhfusghzoiubrjkgjkhdfugterhjtbghfgjhgvbjkbgikgbskdfigshbdflrhfgxds;hfai.

Really?

rugishohbg bihb ugou o oephg.

I see.

hguerio giro;uzhgihzsiohgoszid.

Nice.

LAAA LAAAAAAAAAAAAA I AM SINGING IN THE OPERAAA!!!!!!!

SOOOOO EVERYTHHIIINGGG WEEE SAY WEEE SIIINNGGG

YEESSSSS

THE WEIRD RANDOM THING OF THE DAY

is that I am eating chicken for dinner.

THE RANDOM WORD OF THE DAY

Diana?

is bguofcgou eyh vio2hdiheindtfqiwghuoewthifwgheo.

Thank you. This post would have been longer but it's dinnertime now. Sorry and bye!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hi siggh. I'm booooreeeed.....

YA KNOW WHAT'S NOT BORING?! CHICKEN BOO!!!!!

WHAT'S CHICKEN BOO?

YES! WHAT IS IT?

IT'S THE NEW PRODUCT FROM MINA INC.!

OH MY GOODNESS!

DO TELL!

DO YOU GET BORED ON LONG SUNDAY AFTERNOONS WITH NOODLE?

YES!

YES!

YES! I get bored with myself. XD

DO YOU WANT A FUN AND EXCITING THING?

YES!

YES!

YES!

AND DO YOU LOVE BANANAS?

YES!

NO! THEY'RE TOO MUSHY!

YES!

THEN YOU NEED....

WHAT?!

WHAAAT?

WHAT!?

CHICKEN BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH DEAR! WHAT IS THIS FANTASTIC CREATION?!

WHAT IS IT?

I WANT TO KNOW!

CHICKEN BOO IS A SPECIAL CHICKEN ROBOT THAT DOES WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO!

REALLY?

ANYTHING?

EVERYTHING?

YES! HERE ARE JUST A FEW EXAMPLES OF THE WONDERFUL CHICKEN BOO'S CAPABILITIES!

WHAT ARE THEY?

PLEASE TELL US!

TELL US MINA!

IT SLICES! IT DICES! IT SCREAMS! IT CAN BE STUPID! IT CAN BE SMART! IT CAN EAT PIE! AND MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MORE!

WONDERFUL!

WOW!

WHERE AND HOW CAN WE GET THIS AMAZING ROBOT?

CALL 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 RIGHT NOW TO ORDER!

YES! WHERE'S MY PHONE?

I HAVE TO GET IT!

HOW MUCH IS THIS AMAZING PIECE OF METAL?

ONLY $9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.99999999!

WHOA!

WHAT A GREAT DEAL!

INDEED!

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

THERE IS?!

OH MY GOSH!

WHATEVER CAN IT BE?

IF YOU ORDER IN THE NEXT BILLION YEARS, YOU'LL GET A FREE SURPRISE GIFT!

NOW I HAVE TO ORDER!

ME TOO!

ME THREE!

NOW REMEMBER FOLKS ORDER YOUR NEW CHICKEN BOO TODAY!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hi. Guess what? LAST DAY OF SCHOOL IS TOMORROW!!! YYAAAAAAYS!!!

yayayayayayyayaya hey i don't even gooo to school hahahahha

AN THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T SPEEL.

Well you can't spell either Adele. I actually went to school. Ha. I am the intelligent one.

Oh yeah? THEN WHO IS THE FIRST PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA?! HM HM?

That's SUCH an easy question. Ringo Starr, duh.

No.

Wha? Then it must be Weird Al Yankovic.

Not that either.

Bob Marley.

Nope.

Hannah Montana.

NEVER.

Then I give up.

George Washington.

Dang it.

THE WEIRD RANDOM THING OF THE DAY

Is that I have cat scratches on my hands that look like a surprised baby tamagotchi.

THE RANDOM WORD OF THE DAY

is some word that nobody's ever heard of. Very specific, aren't I? See ya tomorrow!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hey. Sorry that I didn't post the past couple days. On Thursday I was busy um celebrating my freedom... Friday... I can't even remember what happened on Friday When I'm on summer vacation the days just mingle together so I couldn't tell you if it was Friday or Tuesday ... Yesterday I went to Comicon! It was super fun!!! But very very very tiring... So I'm back today with a killer headache. I've been at a relative's house for the last 6 hours. Problem is, that house has no air conditioning. I feel horrible. Yet I make a tremendous effort to post for all you adoring fans. APPRECIATE MY SACRIFICEEE no no no just kidding. Though I wouldn't mind a few PMs now and then, hint hint. Anyway, to catch everybody up to speed, today I took Adele to the oven of a house because... just cuz.

It was boring and hot. I watched them play Scrabble. It was weird.

Hey! Let's EAT A CHICKEN POT PIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

That was the weird random thing of the day.

THE RANDOM WORD OF THE DAY

is flexibility. Okay, before I go, I would like to say one last thing. I am against Tamagotchi L.I.F.E.! > Maybe it's just me, but I would much rather have a virtual pet than Mametchi chapstick. If you don't know what I'm talking about, go read the topic in Comments and Rumors. Thank you for listening to me and my opinions.

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hellooo! :3 Wow, posting 2 days in a row. That's becoming a record these days, unfortunately. Don't worry, it'll get better. Ahhhh got a new fan blowing on me right now. Feels good.

I WANNA GO TO ALASKAAA!!!!!

Me too. Snow. Snow. What is snow? xD

Alaska? Isn't that a dessert? *drools*

That would be baked Alaska, Diana.

I know! If everyone wants to go to Alaska, I'll use my Tama Tama Transporter!

You have one too?

Why of course! Don't you know that every v4.5 has one?

No, I didn't. (Reminder for Those of you Who are Lost: Remember when Berry took us all to the mall? That's where the transporter came from.)

Grr! Why don't I have one?

Because.

THAT'S NOT FAIR WAHHHHAHHHHHAHHH

Anyway, is everybody ready? Okay. LET'S GO!!!

AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OMF!

We're here!!!

I WANNA GO HOME!

Already?

Yeah! Kuchipatchi's Clues is about to start! I can't miss that!

Yes, you can. Let's go! *drags everyone across snow*

Heey!!!

I'M COOOLLLLLLDDDD AND I FORGOT MY PUFFY JACKET AND I WANT HOT COCOA AND I WANNA EAT PIE AND BANANAS ARE WEIRD AND I LOVE PIZZA AND I AM CHICKENY AND I WANNA TAKE A SHOWER!!

Stop complaining! SNOWBALL FIGHT!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

HEYYYY FEEL THE POWER OF THE BLOB!!!!

HA! TAKE THAT!!!

OOOOWWWW THAT'S COLD STOP IT STOP THAT HURTS WAHHHHHGH

HAA- oh no!!! The transporter's batteries are running low!

Good! I never wanna go here again!

We're going back!!!

AAAIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGH

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

WHOOOAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Phew, we're back.

THE WEIRD RANDOM THING OF THE DAY

is that I have a chicken pencil topper.

THE RANDOM WORD OF THE DAY

is Club Penguin!

... It's hot. I wanna go back to Alaska now.

*headdesk*

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hi. I've got a fever. Bleeuughh. >_<

AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGH DON'T EVEN COME NEAR MEEE!!! YOU'LL SPREAD YOUR DISGUSTING NOODLEY GERMS!!!

... <_<

EWWW GET AWAAAAY!!!!

YEAH! IF WE GET INFECTED BY YOU THEN WE'LL TURN ALL CRAZY JUST LIKE YOU!!!!

HEY!

YES DIANA THAT'S TRUE!!! THEN WE'D BE ALL WACKO LIKE THIS ROBOT!

AND THEN WE WOULD ALL ACT LIKE NOODLE!!!

*coughs on tamas*

AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S SPREADING!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

Sorry. That was an accident, ahem.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CAN FEEL MY BODY CHANGING!!!!

<_< Oh the drama.

Hi my name is Noodle. I like to play on Club Penguin. When I can remember my password.

I'm Noodle. Guess what I ate for lunch today? Noodles!

I'm Noodle too. I like to watch Sailor Moon.

O__O; This is getting creepy.

Hey! You're not Noodle. I am!

I'm the real Noodle!

You fakes! I'm Noodle!

Don't be ridiculous! Of course I am the only real Noodle!

Nuh uh! I'm Noodle!!!

You are both liars! I'm Noodle!

Um, hey guys? I'm actually Noodle.

WHAT?

THIS GIANT CLAIMS THAT SHE IS NOODLE?

NO WAY! AFTER HER!!!! *everyone chases Noodle*

AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

DON'T LET HER GET AWAAAYYY!!!!!!!!!!

OH NOOOO!!! WHAT'LL I DOOOOO???!!!!!!

I'M ALMOST THERE!!!!

I know! *pulls out phone and dials* Hello? Paul? Yeah, this is Noodle. I need help. Can you tell me the antidote for the Noodle disease? Right. Thanks! Bye!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRRR

NUH UH! *gives all tamas a Hershey's chocolate bar*

Hey... I'm suddenly cured.... I'm not Noodle. I'm Adele.

Yeah...

Yummy chocolate.

Good. Back to normal... or at least as normal as my crazy tamas can be. I'm burning up. D: I don't feel up to doing the random stuff... Oh yeah! I'm going to be leaving Mina and Adele on tonight so they can get married soon. I want a boy for once! Especially on my v4.5. One more thing: 1,999 views?! Come on! One more!!! Pleaaasee!!! See you tomorrow!

How dare you get us sick Noodle?

Yeah! We could have died of the crazyness.

o-o No you couldn't have.

And so, we're suing you!

What?! For how much?!

Ten cookies.

-__-

Pay up.

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Sorry! I've been sick for the past three days so I couldn't post. But thank you for sticking with me anyway and giving me..... EEEEEEE! 2,025 views! You're awesome!!!

Reward them with cake!

No no no! They don't want cake! They want cookies, of course.

Nuh uh! They need a biiiigg blobby hug!

I would go with the cookie... *glances at Diana disgustedly*

What? No cake?

See, Mina? I told you they would want cookies.

That's just me. Why don't you ask the readers?

Okay. Hey people out there! You want some cake?

Heeeeyyy over there! Yeah, you! Cookies! Free cookies!

Hey nice people. You know you want a hug.

I don't think they can hear you.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYY-

No yelling. I'll just ask them to PM us with what they would like for a reward. Okay, you guys already know that I'm going to ask this. Please PM me and the tamas what you would like for your reward. It will be much appreciated.

Cake! Cake!

You're gonna pick cookies! They're rainbow M&M's cookies! Mmm!

Come on. Have a hug. You can't resist a toddler.

Or can you? Anyway, moving on, Mina turned 5 a couple days ago and I don't really feel like getting her married until I'm not sick anymore.

You're still sick? Jeez, you take forever!

WE HUMANS DO NOT WORK LIKE YOU TAMAS DO ADELE! WHEN YOU GET SICK, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SIT THERE AND BEEP AND SOMEONE COMES AND CLICKS THE MEDICINE ICON AND YOU'RE ALL BETTER. BUT IT'S NOT SO EASY FOR ME, OH NO. FIRST I GET SICK. I TAKE MEDICINE. I LAY ON THE COUCH FOR MOST OF THE DAY AND READ BOOKS AND STUFF. I FEEL BETTER. THEN I GET A RELAPSE AND REPEAT THE DAY BEFORE. AND THEN WHEN I THINK I'M FEELING BETTER AND I GO OUT TO DO SOMETHING, I GET ANOTHER RELAPSE!

Whoa!

Yep. Now you see that you have it the easy way.

THE WEIRD RANDOM THING OF THE DAY

is that I shut my leg in a door today. It still hurts extremely bad. >___<

THE RANDOM WORD OF THE DAY

is clay. I will hopefully see you tomorrow and don't forget to vote in the tama's little argument.

Psst! Cake! Vote cake!

Cookies! Freshly baked cookies! Did I tell you that they were fresh?

You want a big warm hug.

Hey! No influencing their vote!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

It's reward time! And the only person who gets yummy stuff is kuchipatchi.is.blue55 and her Tamagotchis! First, enjoy your ice cream cake:

Ta da! Enjoy! Credit to that Korean blog that I Googled for a picture of an ice cream cake. xD

I know that you'll love my cake Blue! I even included some plates and forks for you to eat it!

And here's your M&M's cookies! Courtesy of... somebody's blog. Credit goes to them anyway.

Enjoy Blue!!! I even gave you extra M&M's on the side! Cause you're so awesome!

And here's your big Hitodetchi hug. (Yes, I drew that myself. xD)

I LOVE YOU! YOU GET A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGG HUG!!!! THANK YOU FOR READING ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!!!!! *squeezes*

And that's your rewards. If you didn't vote, too bad. Maybe Blue will share with you. Maybe she won't. Anyway, Mina has been on all day so she might get married tomorrow. I hope it's a boyyyyy cause I never get a booyyyyyyy on my v4.5 aannnd it makes me maaaaaadd cause I've never ever ever gotten a booooyyyy except for the hitodetchi named Joossshhh but he never grew to be an adult anywayyyy sooooo I reallly haven't ever raised a booooyyyy character aannnd I wanna try to get one of those v4.5 booooyysss that look like girrrllls.

You done ranting?

sigh. Yeah. Pretty much.

Good.

Just so you know, I want to have a daughter.

Hey! Come on Mina!

I want this log to be awesome with all girls. Not boys that make it stinky and imperfect.

Sometimes we need to mix it up a little. Let's see... the last boy on this log was... Jacques, I think.

I still want a daughter.

Whatever.

THE WEIRD RANDOM THING OF THE DAY

is that my cat is rolling around on the floor.

THE RANDOM WORD OF THE DAY

is AmazonPrime. It's the ad right above what I'm typing so I thought, why not? Ugghhh my ankle is swollen. >.< From the stupid refrigerator door. I hope I can walk tomorrow when Mina shall get married! See ya!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Yahooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mina got married to the-as it seems in this log- Ultra Legendary Ura Kuchipatchi and had a son! YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! Finally! A boy!

Hi my name is.... I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY NAME IS AAH HELP ME

We haven't named you yet. Sorry. No cause for alarm.

Okay. That's good.

I'm so proud of my son! Yayayayayayyayayayayyayayayayyayayayayayayayayayayayyayayayayayayayayayayay

Are you going to say yay for the rest of the post?

Yayayayayayayyayayayayayayayayayyayayayayayayayayyayayyayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayyayay

I believe she is.

Why do I have to live with a stinky boy? Everything was just fine until he came.

What? He's fine. No natural disasters have occurred yet.

*Earthquake happens*

AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S ALL HIS FAULTT

Eep! What did I do? I was only born two hours ago!!!!

Oh. Now that I say it, it's gonna happen. Of course. Bring on a tornado while you're at it.

*Silence*

Wow.

Witness Noodle's great powers of controlling the elements.

Thank you for my intro, Adele. Soooo they got married at 3:00PM today on top of my drawing notebook. I took pictures, but they are suuupeerr blurry. If you really want to see them, I can upload them tomorrow. Also, I've been thinking about scanning them into my computer and sharing some of my drawings with you. I mostly draw manga stuff, but I can draw lots of other things too. PM me if you would like to see them or if you have any requests. I'm taking requests. It's going to be kind of a short update today because I'm feeling like I have a relapse of what I had a few days ago. Hopefully I can figure out a name for the little kid, PM me with drawing stuff, and I hope you have a great evening!

yayayyayayayayayayayyayayayayayyayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayyayaayyayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayay

Mommy? Shut up.

Okay dear.

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hi. I have decided on a name for him. I dub thee Kirk because I watch Star Trek and I am a geek. So there. I don't have a lot of time right now, soooo this will be a short update. Hmm... in other news besides Kirk, I might be getting my own camera soon. Like, Friday, soon. Anybody know anything about a Kodak EasyShare Touch M577? That's what I'm getting. So that means I'll have better photos... or not. It depends on how my camera will do with tama photos. See you tomorrow and thank you for taking 2 minutes out of your very busy- or maybe it's not- life to read this short blurb.

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Helloo people. I hope you are having a fine evening. This morning I went through one hour of crazy baby blob madness with Kirk until he turned into a Kuribotchi. He shall be going to bed in exactly 30 minutes and shall be evolving into... something.

Mommy left me all alone!!!

It's okay Kirk! It happened to the other tamas too! Right guys?

...

... Hhhhmmph!

Sigh. They haven't been talking to me all day.

They haven't?! Why?!

I don't know. It seems like they don't really like me.

Diana! Adele! Are you being mean to Kirk?

No. We're just giving him the silent treatment he deserves for being born.

Waaaahhh they really don't like meeee!!!!!

What? He couldn't help being born! It's not his fault! Why would you be mad at him anyway? He hasn't caused you any harm!

Yes he has. He stunk up this log with his boy stinkyness!

Huh?

You see, this tamagotchi log was completely perfect before he came along! It was all girls and it was perfect and pretty! But he ruined it!

No he didn't! Kirk is nice! He doesn't do anything to you guys. This log has survived with both boy and girl tamas before! In fact, I remember the first boy and girl combination we had, Mikan and Steve! Ah, good times, good times.

Well we still don't like him!

Waaahhhaaahhhh!!!!

Guys.... sigh. You don't have to think that he's the best person ever, but just at least try to be nice to him, okay?

... okay.

Fine. We'll be friends.

Yaaaaayyy!!!! You do like me! ^_^

Three happy faces. He is very happy. So... good news! Today I ordered my camera! It should come in a couple days. Then we will hopefully have better photos! Thanks to kuchipatchi.is.blue55 for some tamagotchi photo advice! I'll be sure to try it out!

THE WEIRD RANDOM THING OF THE DAY

is that it took about 10 minutes to type this post. Just in case you were wondering.

THE RANDOM WORD OF THE DAY

is Tamagotchy! A typo that I kept typing today! See you tomorrow and have a great night!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hello and welcome to the Cheesy Noodle Log Of Tamagotchis and today's photo-packed awesome update! Sorry that I couldn't post yesterday. I was busy. Really. I was. But anyway, can you believe that I ran my v4.5 tama for about 4 days straight?! Amazing! It's a record for me! I was sort of considering running it full time and seeing if I could do it. But sadly, yesterday I ended up pausing. Just for a little bit though! Kirk is back to being unpaused. Oh yeah, and that's the other news. He turned into a sunflower-

PEACOCK!

Er... sunflower-peacock thingy yesterday while I was drawing one of the pictures that I will show you today. But seriously, I don't know what he is. :/ <-- too lazy to go look up a v4.5 character chart

I think I am a peacock! Cause peacocks are cool!

I beg to differ. I think you're a sunflower.

I am not a stupid little girly pretty pants sunflower.

Well, that's the thing. From far away, Kirk looks like a sunflower. But when he does his close up, he appears to be a peacock.

Silence, silence! Order in the court! *raps little whatchamacallit and puts on curly wig*

Huh? Adele?

The Cheesy Noodle Court of Tamagotchis is now holding the case between Kirk and Noodle! Court is now in session! Kirk, state your case.

Well, your honor, it's like this. I have evolved into a very fine teenager. We are not quite sure what I am. I think that I look like a peacock.

Very well. Noodle, what is your story?

Kirk evolved. I thought he looked like a sunflower. End of story. :/

I see. Bring in the witness!

Hi Adele!!!! *walks in*

Diana! You are to call me your honor when we are in court!

Sorry Adele.

Sigh. What did you see at the time of the evolution?

Well... let me recall... Noodle was sitting at the kitchen table drawing in a notebook. Kirk was sitting there next to her. Suddenly I heard the evolving beep. Noodle gasped and threw down her blue mechanical pencil. She picked up Kirk and stared at him. Then, after all the fancy cloud and all that, Noodle said, and I quote, "He's a sunflower!"

Aha! So he must be a sunflower! The initial reaction counts!

No! Your honor I disagree!

Your honor, I have something to add! Today when he was going to school with his teacher Mr.Turtlepedia, I saw him turn around and it looked like he had a leaf on the back of his head!

Hmm.... there are varying factors to this case. With cases like these, it all comes down to the judge's opinion. And I think that he is....

>.< Peacock peacock peacock! Come on, say peacock!

Urgh! It has to be sunflower! Come on! He's a sunflower! It's plain to see!

A....

PEACOCK!!!!

SUNFLOWER!!!

Much ado about nothing, don't you think?

Sunflower!

Gak! *falls over*

Ha! I knew it!

B-but your honor!

Not another word about it! Court is dismissed! *whacks little thingy*

It's over.

Good thing too. My wig was really starting to itch.

Siiiggghhh.

Oh, I wouldn't linger on it too much Kirk. You'll evolve again in a few days anyway.

True.

We seem to be blabbing a lot more than usual.

I'm trying to entertain our readers while we wait for the photos to upload. Almost done....

La de da la de dooo!

94% almost ready yeaauuhh!!!! .... Finished! Here we have some pictures of Kirk in his evolved form. I used the macro function and it came out a lot better!

Is he sunflower....

Or peacock? It is up to you to decide. Now for the moment that you have all probably not (but might have) been waiting for! Here are a few examples of my not so amazing art!

One day I was bored so I drew a Mametchi.

Random manga person. Not one of my best, I would say. :/

The four main characters from my manga series Mew Cat Rescue.

And last but not least, Sailor Moon. Well, I hope you like those. Please send me PMs for comments about them! I'll see you tomorrow!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hello. Agh, TT is being really slow for me today. <_< And we have news. Well, good and bad and it-doesn't-really-matter-but-you-might-be-interested-to-know news. The good news is that I took some more photos of Kirk. Bad news is that someone else is using the USB cord I need to plug in the camera soooo I can't upload them today. And the news that you really don't need to know is that my camera is coming from Ohio. O__o Told you you didn't really need to know it. Sooo it says that the estimated arrival date is Thursday. We shall see. Thanks to kuchipatchi.is.blue55 for your input on my drawings! I will have some more of my drawings and some photos that are not tama related pics in this post!

Sigh.

What's wrong Kirk?

You seem sad.

Yeah, Kirk. You do seem sort of depressed. What's up?

Well, it's bad enough looking like a sunflower, but my house is girly too. All pink and purple and the background is a pretty little rainbow and... and... *shudder* IT SAYS GIRLS ROCK ON THE SIDE IN WHITE LETTERS AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry. It wasn't my choice. I got it as a gift. If I had been able to choose, I would have picked something different.

Okay. It's good to know that you aren't trying to torture me on purpose.

Always good to know. Anyway, today Kirk wasted used his hard earned money on a stereo in the shop. And since I've accumulated all of the CDs over the generations without any stereo, he listened to them all.

Yeah! I totally rocked out!

... It was all classical music. <_<

*shock*

Yes, Kirk. Beethoven, Mozart, and someone else that I can't recall.

waaahhhhh

Don't worry. Listening to classical music makes you look smart.

Which he needs.

HEY!

Sorry, sorry.

Hmm... so, the last picture is almost done uploading. Random thing: Yesterday I bought a new pair of Converse. They're neon orange.

Noodle is so weird that she wears weird shoes too!

They are not weird! They are epic! Plus they stand out! They look so perfectly perfect right now... so bright... the white parts are so white... they can only stay like this for a limited amount of time before they are utterly destroyed. *glances at last pair of Converse*

Dramatic.

It's picture time!!!

Angry Bird!

Ichigo from Tokyo Mew Mew.

I tried to draw Sabrina the Itchy Cat realistically. And failed, in my opinion.

More Sailor Moon.

Princess Serenity. And the other pics I was going to color splash, so you'll have to wait until tomorrow. See you then!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hello. This update will be sort of short because I am short on time. So no drawings or pictures today, I'm afraid. But I do have some news! Kirk evolved into an Ura Togetchi! Yay! Although he still complains that he looks girly. Oh well. I paused him because I am busy and because I like him and I want to keep him. And my fingers hurt to type. >_< That's about all the exciting (not) stuff I have to tell you today. Thank you for reading this short and sucky post!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hellooo!!!!

Hey Noodle!

What?

Can this be a super long post where we talk a lot?

Uh, sure, I guess so. Why?

Cause we haven't had one of those in a loooooooooooonnnnnngggg time!

You're right... and besides, I should reward our wonderful readers for suffering through some of the really short posts we've had lately. So, will you guys let me say a couple announcements before you start your talking?

Ugh, you always take forever!

Please?

Fine. You have four lines.

Thanks. So, today I have had all the tamas unpaused for most of the day (even Diana!) so Diana will hopefully evolve tomorrow. And no pics today. It seems like the tamas will be blabbing too much for me to squeeze any in. Also, on the subject of cameras, according to the UPS tracking info, it should be coming on Wednesday! I also bought a bigger memory card online today too. We'll have to see which comes first. Any bets? xD No, just kidding... hmmm... is there anything else I need to say? Oh yeah! Thanks for over 2,100 views! Done now.

Finally finished?

Hey! At least I only used 3 lines!

Whatever. Anyway, today I got my drivers licence!

Oh no. You're the last maniac we need wrecking the streets these days.

Hey! You are not permitted to talk! And most certainly not to insult me! Charge!!! *runs at Noodle*

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! *runs at Noodle with duct tape*

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *runs at Noodle with rope*

What are you doing?! Get away from me! Heeeeeeyyyyy!!!!

Ha! *ties Noodle's wrists*

Yaarrghh! *tapes Noodle's mouth shut*

Wahahahahahaa!

Mmmph!

There! Now we don't have to worry about any annoying human talking while we entertain you adoring readers.

Yeah! It's so great!

Mmm hmm!

...

...

...

So... what do we talk about?

Uh. Yeah. Apparently we don't have this planned like I thought we did.

Oh oh yeah! Of course we have it planned! I have it all planned! Yeah! In fact, let me check... ah! 4:55 PM! Time to talk about bananas!

... okay? I like... bananas? I guess.

Uh... bananas are yummy? Sort of?

Come on come on we need more enthusiasm! BANANAS ARE GREAT! IN FACT, I LOVE BANANAS THAT ARE SPLIT!!!!

Would you mean banana split?

Yeah I-

OH OH OH 4:57 PM! IT'S TIME FOR A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS!

Are you a llama who just wants to go out to eat? Or want to go on a nice date? Or eat with your friends? But none of the human restaurants will let you in? So unfair. I know how you feel. That's why you should come to Pierre's Llama Garden, the new Italian restaurant just for llamas! We serve all of your favorite dishes, including grass, grass pasta, and much more! Plus, we have great prices! Humans will only be pushed away, just like they have pushed us away. We will also-

Hey! Shut up dude! It's 5:15 PM! Time for us to talk about talking!

But-

Go away! So let's talk about talking. I like to talk.

What a surprise. <_<

Talking is weird. We talk with our voice. It sounds weird. And cheese is yummy.

OFF TOPIC!!!!!

Sorry.

OFF TOPIC!!!!

But I was just saying sorry!

OFF TOPIC!!!!!

I-

OFF TOPIC!!!!!

But-

OFF TOPIC!!!!

.... <_<

OFF TOPIC!!!!

HOW CAN I BE OFF TOPIC WHEN I'M NOT EVEN SAYING ANYTHING?!

WHO CARES?! ANY WAY, IT'S 5:20 PM! TIME TO SHUT UP!

Yay!

I SAID SHUT UP!!!

eep.

SHHHHHHHHH

...

...

...

SILENCE.....

Who said that? I told you to shut up!

Not me.

Me neither.

Hm. Very well then.

...

...

...

MORE SILENCE.......

BE QUIET YOU STINKY CHEESE-IT!!!!

HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE MASTER OF EFFECTS?!

Kirk.....

We're in trouble now....

Ah ah ah ah ah

NOW YOU SHALL FEEL MY WRATH!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPP

WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Noodle Noodle you have to help us this big scary thing we can't see is chasing us waaahhh

Mm mmm mpph mppph mmrr mph mrrrphh mppp!

Noodle! How can you be grunting at a time like this?! We need help!

Mm mmm mpph mppph mmrr mph mrrrphh mppp!

You guys! We have to free her! *frees Noodle*

DO YOU PEOPLE NEED HEARING AIDS?! I SAID I WOULD HELP YOU IF YOU WOULD LET ME GO!!!!

Sorry sorry sorry! But please! Do something now or we'll die!!!

*takes out a red gummy bear*

A gummy bear?! Do you really intend to eat candy at a time like this? >____<

Trust me.

YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME!! YOUR LITTLE PETS WILL PAY!!!

I don't think so! *holds out gummy bear* POWER OF THE GUMMY BEAR!!! RELEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHH *fizzles into a cloud of dust*

Wow! Thank you soooo much!!!

Yeah! You were so amazing!

How can we ever repay you?

Give me chocolate.

I can't afford that!

Oh yes you can. What about your Tama Tama Transporter?

Oh yeah!!! Be right back! *disappears for a few seconds and returns with a Godiva chocolate bar* Here you go!

Thanks! Yummy!!! ^_^ See you tomorrow and please PM me with comments or if you want to chat!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hello. How are you?

Lovely really.

Well of course. You're always lovely. You're a lovelitchi.

*plays drum piece that people play after a joke*

Bad joke!

Didn't you know that I was a comedian?

Not a very good one, obviously.

So. Kirk got his job application in the mail yesterday while I was on TamaCHAT. He first tried to be a singer... and failed. One yes, two noes.

Those judges don't know anything. People these days just do not understand the unique and high-class art of laing.

Laing? o.o

Ahem. Definition from The Cheesy Noodle Log Of Tamagotchis Dictionary: (verb) LA-ing- To ride on a chicken while singing LAAAAAAAAAAA. Created by Mikan Ura Yattatchi.

Ah.

So instead he decided to be a brave firefighter.

Brave. Huh. Yeah right.

Whoa! You must be sooooo brave to be able to fight big scary fires!!!

I am. You know, fires just happen in the weirdest ways. Yesterday evening I fought a fire that was caused by someone trying to cook chicken in a toaster.

O__O How do you even attempt to do that?

I don't know. After we fought the fire all we could see was smoke. And all we could smell was fried chicken.

That's sooooo cool! Were you scared?

Not a bit.

You must not be scared of anything!

That's right!

Oh. A person who's not scared of anything sleeps with a teddy bear and a giant purple nightlight? Is that the definition of brave now? Eh, eh?

Be quiet.

And Diana.... is a strawberry. Ugh. I'm tired of getting Ichigotchi every single time. I do not know how I ended up with perfect care on Steve.

OOOOHHHHH NOMMMY STRAWBERRYY I SHALL EAT YOUUUUU

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET AWAY FROM MEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Kirk! Stop! She's not really a strawberry!

No?

No.

Aww.

When the band manager came, he gave Diana a drum set. Which she plays. Then she met her band, a Nonopotchi and a Kikitchi.... named... I have no idea. I didn't even look. They play a trumpet... and uh... something. Sorry. I'm really tired today. Tamas are paused because I'm too tired to mess with them right now. Headache. But anyway, I named the band Cheese It. xD

You did?! Noodle!!!!! Why did you give my band a stupid name?! All of the others had been cooler than me!

Not really... let's see... we had Noodlano, Musique 7, Senshi!, and that's it. Not the best names ever or anything even close to that. Besides, bands are supposed to have weird names that don't really make any sense.

Hmmph.

Live with it Diana. As for the camera... not here yet. But I got my memory card. *headdesk* Seriously. Staples is fast. But the camera is supposed to come tomorrow. We shall see. So, I'll see you tomorrow and have a good night! <-- random. O__o

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hello! Well, my camera showed up a little while ago. Yay! ^_^ But I haven't done anything with it yet because I'm letting it cool.

O.O'

Letting it cool?

Is your camera like a hot dog or something now? Or ramen noodle soup? Or perhaps A FRESHLY BAKED COOKIE?!

I'm serious! What happens is that it arrived in the mail in the hot hours of the afternoon and because it's so hot here all the stuff inside is burning. The camera, battery, case, and all of that other stuff. And it probably wouldn't be exactly the best idea in the world to put a hot rechargeable battery into a hot digital camera and then charging it with a hot charger. Make sense?

NO!

Good! I'm glad we all understand each other.

But we don't.

Exactly the point, my dear Kirk.

You're not making any sense today!

Sarcasm.

What?

Chez!

O__O What's Chez?

It's the new type of cheese!

It is?

Ya! It tastes like cheese, but it's not really cheese!

It reminds me of that stuff... the "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" stuff.

Chez is awesome and it is awesome and it is awesome so it is awesome!

You know... I think... that this stuff might be awesome... but... like... I'm not quite sure.

Of course it's awesome! Do you have ears or anything?! Have you been listening for the past thirty seconds of your life?!

Tsk tsk tsk. Oh, Kirk. You simply must learn to understand sarcasm!

Hmph.

Buy your Chez today! Available at your local grocery store.

Thanks for your advertising. Well, I'm going to see if I can figure out how to get this battery in the camera and hope that I don't kill the camera or myself in the process. I'll have some pictures from the new camera tomorrow!

Say, Adele?

Yes?

Mmm! I just bought some Chez! It's pretty good!

If Chez isn't really cheese, then what exactly is it?

Poodle fur.

X___X *dies*