The Cheesy Noodle Log of Tamagotchis!

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hello! Sorry that I didn't post yesterday. My computer was really freaking out. It wouldn't let me post anything! But I hope that it will be better now. I do have some pictures but they are not tama pictures because I took some but they didn't come out very good because I haven't found the macro function yet. But I'm pretty happy with the camera so far. I also have some drawings to show you... once they upload. Photobucket is being slow. Thanks for over 2,200 views! 2,221, to be exact. And....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAMATALK!!!

Just to celebrate.

Birthday! Awesome!

Happy B-day!

Ooh! Can I make the cake?

Why not?

Goody! I'm gonna go make a cake! *runs away*

Say... when are our birthdays?

Yeah. When are they?

Well... I don't think you really have an official birthday in human years. I keep you long, but not that long! ^_^ Thank goodness! This log would be SUPER boring if I did! But anyway, I guess... every day you live unpaused you get a birthday?

Then we get fast birthdays. Compared to you! O_O

How can you wait soooooooooooooooooooo long?!

It's called patience, Diana. A trait that Tamas obviously don't possess. Like the understanding of sarcasm, in Kirk's case.

Wha's dat?

See?

AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Adele?!

She's in the kitchen!

What's wrong?!

THERE'S A BANANA IN THE KITCHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

...



... a... banana? O.O'

YEAH! IT'S ALL YELLOW AND BROWN AND IT'S REALLY REALLY SCAAAAARRRYYY!!!!!!!!!!

It is... huh?

GET IT AWAY IT MIGHT ATTACK ME WITH IT'S YUCKY SQUISHY MUSHINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*eats banana*

Oh thank goodness! You are so brave!

Bananaphobia.

Hey.. I don't think Photobucket wants to work for me today. I'll try again tomorrow. It keeps giving me errors.

That was soooo scary hahhhah

Let's see. I'll Google "fear of bananas"... you know what? It's just called bananaphobia. You were right, Diana.

Ooh! I should be a psychiatrist!

DADADADADAADADADDADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADADADDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAADADADDDDDDDADDDADADADDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Random!

Ya! Okay, I'm almost done with the cake!..... HERE YOU GO TT!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

And with Adele's gift to TT, we sign off! Have a good night!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Ooh, page 9. Yay. I'll probably post a couple times today. I think I've figured out why the pictures are so slow. I think the files of the pictures that my new camera takes are bigger because this is like a 16 megapixel or whatever. And so it would probably take longer to upload. This afternoon I might be able to finally show you some of those. I can't do it this morning though because my parents have company coming over soon and they would get mad at me if I was on the computer. But I do have some new drawings that I can show you. Those don't take forever to load.

Oh yeah. Also, I have Adele unpaused. She's with Luke. They should get married soon.... I'm not really sure how Tama-Go marriages work though. So anyway, Luke will be joining us on the log today.

I am Luke!

Isn't he the wonderfulest little monkey?

Hey, wonderfulest isn't a word. You would say most wonderful, not-

Can it, Professor Kirk.

I can't help that I got a degree in being annoying with proper English.

When did this happen?

Just yesterday at CNLOTU.

O__O Cin-lot-oo?

No no no! It stands for Cheesy Noodle Log Of Tamagotchis University.

We have everything, don't we?

Hey! You stole my color! Prepare to die!

Hey, hey. Diana, we had a discussion about this earlier. Luke has a smiley before he speaks, making him different.

Ah, it is a duel you seek? I am happy to challenge.

Then bring it on.

Guys... no fighting. How many times have I said that before only to find it has no effect?

You are no match for the power of the strawberry! Wa yaaa! *whips out red Light Saber*

Oh ho? *whips out green Light Saber*

Hey Noodle! Thanks for lending us the $60 dollars to buy these!

Lending you the- WHAT?! HEEEEYYY!!!

The battle between Diana the Ichigotchi and Luke the Kikitchi is about to begin! Each tama may use one weapon, one chicken, and one hidoufgiu.

Say what?

Begin!

Wa haa yaaa!

You are no match for my banana skills!

Hyaaa! *knocks Luke's weapon out of his hand*

No!

Ha ha ha haa! You are powerless now!<p><span style="color:#00ff00;">

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

What the heck?! Half of my post from this morning was cut off!!! How did that happen?! I don't know if it's just me or what. For those of you following the battle, it was a draw. And if it cut all that off, you didn't get to see the drawings I posted. I'll post them again.

I drew a bunch of tamas a few days ago.

Manga person again.

A giant chicken. One of my favorite things.

And just so you know, operation upload pictures was a fail because these people were late and when they did get here they wouldn't leave. So end of story, I only got one picture. Fail.

The most amazing palm tree in the world. Yeah. Wooo. So exciting. Enjoy. Sigh... there's not really anything else to say. Thanks for reading this not so important post! See you tomorrow!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hi! O.O That palm tree came out tiny. Oh well. I got one more picture to load! I think it's a picture a day. That's all it can do. xD Here it is anyways.

Clover plant thingys outside. Yays.

LAlalaalalalaa

I'm bored.

Yeah.

Ditto.

Let's have a game night!

Yaay!

What should we play?

I dunno. You guys pick something.

Monopoly!

No. It takes forever. Fact about Noodle: I've played Monopoly a bunch of times but never actually officially finished a game. o.o

Then how about Parcheesey or however you spell that?

Nah.

Scrabble.

We don't have that game.

<_< It doesn't seem like we're able to pick much, are we?

Sorry. How about Uno? The card game.

Sure.

All right. *deals cards*

Oh come on! All of my cards are red!

<_< You're not supposed to tell anybody about your cards, Diana.

Tiny Cactus growing in my front yard.

Well sorry.

All right... the starting card is... a red 7!

YEAAAUHHHHHHHH!!! *plays card*

Aha! Well since you played a red 6, I shall play my blue six!

And I my blue 5!

GAAAAAAHHHH. *draws card from draw pile* Pass.

*plays red 4*

*red 8*

GAAAAAAHHH. *draws card from pile* AHA! *plays red skip card*

DANG IT!

Ha! Well I play my skip card!

AAAAAAAAAAA

Nyah! *sticks out tongue* I shall play my skip card!

Darn!

Ha

agh

Ya

gah

Ha

Nu

O__O Where are they getting all these skip cards?

WOULD YOU STOP SKIPPING ME?!

YOU STOP SKIPPING ME!!!!

BOTH OF YOU STOP SKIPPING ME!!!!!!

RAAAAAAAAH *attacks*

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

Well. If you can have violent fights about card and board games, you know you can stick together as a family, right? ^_^

WRONG

See you tomorrow!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hello. We have some news.

Ya.

We have news.

Noodle went to Hawaii and will never come back.

Never.

Never ever.

So we are now in charge of the log.

Ya.

Yes.

Hey guys, I'm back from getting a drink of water!

o--o

Bum.

Dang it.

Hey Noodle! I bought you a plane ticket to Hawaii.

Really?! Awesome!

Now go along!

Come on guys, let's go!

Hey what-

*leaves with tamas*

..... *1 hour later*

It was a fake?!

You messed up the plan! You were not supposed to take us!

Stupid! Why did a not look at the ticket before rushing off to the airport?! A piece of paper scribbled on with red crayon is not a ticket to Hawaii! Stupid! *headdesk x 100000000000*

Ja

JA?

JAjajajajjaja

O_______________________O ja ja?

I made it up! Jajajajajajajajajjajajaj

I like to say ja too! Jajajjajajajajajajajajjajajajjajajajajajjajajajajajajjajaja

Jajajajajajaaa

Question: What does ja mean?

Anything you want to say.

Oh. Then, jajajajjjajajajajjajajja. (Have a good night, and I will see you tomorrow. And sorry this post was sort of short.)

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Ooh! Thank you to whoever rated us 5 stars! You're awesome! And we're almost up to 2,300 views! Keep it up!

Yay! I'm sure it's all thanks to me.

No. They love the strawberry. You've gotta love strawberries.

They love me because I look like a poodle when I'm sad.

^ True. She does indeed resemble a poodle.

Hey readers! Who do you like best?

It's me.

No it's not! PM Noodle with who you like best!

No wait I don't want to start this again.

Okay! Don't forget to PM us!

Whatever. PM them if you want to make them happy. Sigghh. I'm depressed and dreading tomorrow. I've got an orthodontist and doctor's appointment tomorrow. And to make matters worse, I have to get two shots. Bleeuughh.

Ew! That must be worse than the yucky medicine you give us sometimes.

Believe me, it is. One of them goes into the muscle. >__< Aggghh.

Ooh. That's gotta hurt.

I know. Now will you guys please do something to get my mind off of it instead of reminding me how bad it's gonna be?

Okay! I'll do some fancy laing!

What makes it fancy?

My chicken is wearing a tuxedo!

Ah. Very fancy.

I know. LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALALALALALALALLALLALALLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLALALALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAA

I can do better than that! Watch me tap dance! Ra da da da doo la wa!

Oh yeah? Then take my beautiful singing. DON'T YOUUUUUU REMEMBEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR THE REASON YOU LEFT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?????????

Very nice, everyone.

Hmm. Impressive, ladies. But can you do this? *does headstand on chicken*

Pssh. I can do way better. *tap dances on nose*

O__O How is her nose making the tapping noise?

Oh yeah? *walks on hands while singing* ROLLING IN THE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

Why must they always be so competitive?

Oh hey look Cupcake Wars is on!

Cool!

Yay!

Very easily distracted, aren't they?

Hey! What if we all make cupcakes too?

Nah. That's too much like the original. How about.... CHEESE WARS?!

Yeah!

^_^ Well. Tune in tomorrow to see the premiere of Cheese Wars. Wish me luck for tomorrow! I'm gonna need it. Have a great night!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thank you for 2,306 views!~~~

yaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

So. My arm hurts. Really bad. >____< What's new with you guys?

Today we battle with cheese in.... CHEESE WARS!!!

Really?

Yeah! You can be the host!

I can?

Yeah! So do your stuff! *throws script at Noodle*

Uh... Welcome to Cheese Wars! Today three contestants will battle for the honor of becoming cheese champion! Today's cheese makers are... Kirk Togetchi! Diana Ichigotchi! And Adele Lovelitchi! Now, today your challenge is to make a cheese that represents... bwesomeness.

Bwsomeness?

I don't know. This thing is hard to read. *squints*

Lemme see that! How can you not tell that that is an A?! Are you blind?

\Well if you weren't some pretty little lovelitchi that makes every single one of her letters look like a heart then maybe I could figure it out!

Grr.

Correction. Awesomeness. You must make a cheese that tastes so extremely awesome that it is so awesome that the awesome taste of awesomeness will melt awesomely on your awesome tongue that will be awesome when it is awesome that you can *takes giant breath* be awesome once you taste this awesome cheese of-

Will you shut up already?!

Sorry. I'm just saying what the script tells me to.

Sorry.

You get the point. Anyway, the ingredients are over there on the coffee table. You have one hour. Your time starts.... NOW!!!

I wanna make a cheese that tastes like oranges. So I grabbed oranges.

Duh.

HEY HEY HEY THAT'S NOT IN THE SCRIPT!!

I want a cheese that will scream.

O__O

NOT IN THE SCRIPT!!!!!

Hmm de doo I am making a secret cheese.

*time passes* YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE LEFT!!!!

Oh my gosh the cheese is burning!!

Wonder why it smells like burnt oranges in here.

You know what burnt oranges smell like?

Oh sure. One time we had a fire in the produce section of the grocery store-

NOT IN THE SCRIPT!!!!!!!!

This is going awesome!!!!

STOP! Now your cheeses will be judged by our special judges. Let's give a warm welcome to Mikan Yattatchi, Steve Mametchi, and Paul Kuromametchi.

La gasp! Evil twin you have appeared again!

Oh my gosh it's you!

OH MY GOSH it's my invisible evil twin!

... okay. Diana, present your cheese.

Hello! I made a secret cheese. It has all the normal ingredients of cheese, plus one extra special secret one!

Hmmm... this is like no other cheese I have ever tasted! Delicious!

Yeah! It's sooooooooo goood!

I have to agree with my evil twin on this.

Adele's cheese comments:

BLEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

PPPPPPPPBBBBTTTT

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Kirk's Cheese Comments:

O_____O

O_____________O

O_______________________________O

And the winner of the Cheese Wars is........... DIANA!

YES!'

So, what was your secret ingredient?

Chicken wings.

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Heeeyyy My arm is still unmovable from the elbow up and I had a hard time sleeping last night. Soooo..... yawn. I've connected Adele and Luke tons of times today, so they should be getting married pretty soon. They're up to 4 smiling faces.

I LOVE LUKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

That reminds me of I Love Lucy. xD

Pooka, NO!!!

O_O Pooka?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO POOKA HOW COULD YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Who the heck is Pooka?

WHY POOKA WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

*comes into the room* I made popcorn

Ooh. Is it cheese? I love cheese popcorn.

No.

Aww. Then it's just regular?

No.

Then what flavor is it?

Chicken wings.

You're obsessed with those. <_<

OH MY GOSH POOKA WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HOW COULD YOU POOKA?!

Okay. Who's Pooka?

Garfield's teddy bear?

No...that's PookIE. I don't think he's talking to a teddy bear. :/

The one surfing Pikachu in that random episode of Pokemon you have from 199 something?

Nah....

SNIFF aww. Pooka. *turns off TV* That was so saad.

What were you talking about?

Who's Pooka?

Oh, I was just watching Days Of Our Patchi and Papapatchi turned out to be Pooka the evil cheese.



He watches soap operas?

Oooookie dokie folks. Soooooooooooo.... I guess that's it for today. Please don't forget to leave comments and stuff for us. We love getting mail.

Anybody want some chicken wing popcorn? I also made chicken wing soda, chicken wing pizza, chicken wing salad, and chicken wing chicken wings.

O___O

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hey! Let us start off with 2 epically failed pictures!

Adele and Luke at 9:00 or so this morning on the epic green couch pillow of awesomeness. Very romantic. xD

I was looking through my pictures and found this from a while ago. I forgot I had the flash on and we get a scary glowing ghost tama.

And I also did two weird drawings this morning. They're sort of like ads for this log or promotional stuff or whatever you want to call it. I call it randomness.... when it uploads...... -.-

Randomness: Noodle's family is having sandwiches for dinner tonight.

I like sandwiches.

Feh. Sandwiches are so booorrriinnnggg. How plain and simple.

They have rolls, not regular bread. So fancy, right?

Not.

It's just a sandwich. It's not supposed to be gourmet.

Besides, who would want to eat something that Noodle made?

True.

Hey. I may not be a chef, but I'm capable of at least that much. In addition to any type of instant noodles, pop tarts, toaster waffles,-

Okay okay, stop listing off all the things you can make that have the directions on the box.

Heyyy-

So Noodle, what are you going to have on your sandwich?

Hmm... well, I want turkey, but we're out. So I'll probably have ham and some type of cheese. Okay, the drawings uploaded.

Ta da! Sorry they're just pencil drawings, I was too lazy to color. And look, I signed my name so you can't steal my stuff. Not that you would want to.

I like chicken wing sandwiches.

Why am I not surprised?

I like salami and cheese sandwiches.

Good, good.

I like blue cheese and roast beef sandwiches on premium French bread with Miracle Whip.

Quite fancy. Except for the Miracle Whip.

Did I mention it was Deluxe Miracle Whip?



Does that even exist?

And let's leave the readers' imagine to determine what makes this particular mayo deluxe. See you tomorrow and please send mail!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Konichiwa.

Hrrrmmm... >:/

What're you thinking so hard about, Kirk?

I'm still trying to figure out what makes Deluxe Miracle Whip deluxe.

Ah. Had any theories yet?

Well... it could be that it has less calories or fat.

Nah. It's been done before. They called it light.

Darn! *scribbles in notebook*

So, Diana, Adele, what's up with you guys?

*scribbles on posterboard with red marker* Protesting!

About what?

You see, the shop keeper on the v6 and Tama-Go never do sales while Kirk gets sales all the time! So not fair!

You have a point. Things are pretty expensive.

So we'll go to the shop and protest! I'm sure the other v6s and TGs will join us!

I see. Good luck!

Thanks! *walks away with Diana*

Hmm... looks like everybody has a busy schedule.

Noodle!

Huh? Pierre?!

Yup!

I haven't seen you in a while. What's going on?

Well, I'm starting a French cooking show.

Really? Do you know how to cook Frenchly?

I think so. Here's my practice for the first show. Ahem. Welcome to Pierre's French for Llamas! Today we will be making grass ala grass!

Hmm... you have the right idea, but I don't think it's quite right.

Oh? What do you suggest I do?

Well, first of all, you need to speak French.

Bonjour. Peoples.

Good, considering my limited French vocabulary. (Hello, Mr., Mrs., Music, Cat, Ice Cream. xD) If you want to really seem French, you have to talk in such a thick accent that nobody can quite tell what you're saying exactly but can guess.

Adslsnfwhfgowshowhpowhfovoihf hi.

Great! Now, you've got the character down. What needs more tweaking is your dishes... they don't just seem French enough. Here's a French cookbook. Pick anything- except for the escargo or however that's spelled. (Thing with snails)

Why not that one?

... You don't want to know.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFHHHHHHHHGH

What happened?!

The shopkeeper didn't exactly take the protest well.

He threw us out the minute we yelled, "SALE-"

Yeah, those shop keepers can be pretty tough. Ah, memories. The cookie incident with Steve and Mikan. Good times. If you don't remember, go back and read... like page 2 I think.

AHA! I'VE GOT IT! I KNOW WHAT MAKES DELUXE MIRACLE WHIP DELUXE!

What?

IT COMES.... IN A JAR!!!!!!!!!!

.......

.....

.......

Uh... Kirk? ^.^; All mayo comes in a jar.

..................................................................................... O___________________________O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sigh. Keep thinking.

Hey guys! Wanna taste this French pastry I made?

Sure! Mmmm! It's delicious!

Yeah! What is it?

Grass ala chocolate!

.......................... soooo. *coughs* Uh, please tune in tomorrow and please please please send any mail to my PM box!

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCK BLEAUGH BLEH BLEEEEEEEEEUHJHJHJEJ ADUGEUDFGICOUJRE OP

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hellooo~~~

I LIKE PIE

I LIKE CHICKEN

PIE!

CHICKEN!

POTATO!

CHIPS!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO POTATO DON'T LOOK AT HIS GROTESQUE PICTURE OF HORROR!!!!!

HA HAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! IT IS UNAVOIDABLE THAT ONE DAY YOUR LONE POTATO WILL SOMEDAY COME TO THIS FATE! OR BE MASHED! OR BAKED!

OH POTATO DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM!!!! LET ME COVER YOUR EARS!!!!!!! Wait, where are your ears?

THIS POTATO WILL NOT ESCAPE MY GRASP!!

NOOOOOOOOO YOU WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!!!!!

WA HAHAHAHHAHHAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

STOP!

IN THE NAME OF RANDOM AWESOMENESS!

I AM DIANA FROM THE PIE, PROTECTOR OF POTATOES EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!

AND I AM ADELE FROM THE CHICKENS, GUARDIAN OF SMALL HELPLESS POTATOS ALL OVER THE WORLD!!!!

AND WE WILL NOT STAND FOR YOU TORTURING THIS POOR POTATO!!!!!!!!

FOR THIS YOU SHALL PAY!!!!

NO! IT'S THE CHICKEN PIE POTATO GUARDIANS! DRAT! YOU ALWAYS RUIN MY PLANS!!!!!!!! *runs away*

Thanks!

It is I who will thank you.

Huh?! Who's that?!

It is I, Bob the potato. You have rescued me from that evil fiend.

You are welcome. Goodbye, Bob!

Farewell, oh potato!

All right all right! Cut! Great job guys!

Wha? Pierre?

I filmed all that! Now to make it into a movie for theaters world wide!

O____________O You filmed that?! But we were just messing around! It wasn't a production or something!

HE FILMED THAT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Diana has stage fright. EEP

This is gonna be a great hit!

PIERRE TURN OFF THAT CAMERA THIS INSTANT AGHHHHHH *Noodle and tamas shove hands in camera's lens*

HEYYYY AGHGSAHJGFJGDLIU

OH NO LLAMA ATTACK EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hiiiii

Cheeseeeee

Booooooooooooooooooo

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Okay let's all stop overusing the last letter of our words. Soooo I'm bored. And hot. =_=

I know what to do!

What?

Eat cheese!

We already did that.

Okay. Time for a message to the readers: Is it just me, or has the feedback decreased a lot? A while ago it was PMs left and right and now it's just sort of... died down to kuchipatchi.is.blue55 (thank you!)...... maybe I'm just being me. Hmmmmm guys, put your thinking caps on!

Done!

Okay!

Uhh I can't find mine.

It's probably hidden with the rest of your brain.

>:/ Not funny.

Anyway, we need to think of ways to make this log more interesting, cause to me yesterday's post was BORING. Would it help if I started up the random things of the day again? I had kinda stopped because of school and stuff and I was way too busy but now school is out so I could do that.... or perhaps I should write longer posts? Would that help? >.< I don't know. Please PM me with suggestions! I'm open and will add it to the log!

I KNOW WHAT WOULD MAKE THIS LOG MORE INTERESTING!!!!!!!!

EH?! MIKAN?!

STOP SCREAMING YOU'RE HURTING MY EARS!!!

Who's screaming?

WHAT DID YOU SAY??????

Oh nevermind.... oh yeah, me and kuchipatchi.is.blue55 might have a joint post coming up sometime soon, so look forward to that... I guess.

Anyway, as I was saying, this log needs more crazyness! You guys are just all BKGBUEGBBbkwwwbghuwglorwhgk. While I am GFOIIOUIBHIOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We are, huh?

Yeah. So what we need is more BANG! BOOM! WOO! BOOOWVUDCFI!

And how does one obtain those?

Don't tell anyone I told you this but..... chickens.

Chickens?

How do chickens help us?

They can make awesomeness appear. Watch! *brings out chicken with a bowtie* DANCE, CHICKEN, DANCE!!!!!

..................................................................................................................

................

AAAAAAAAAAAAAACHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! I'm allergic to bowties.

And this helps us how?

You people are officially insane. If you can't be amazed at a dancing chicken, there's no hope for you.

Hey it's time for Days of Our Patchi!

ACHOOO ACHOOO ACHOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm going to go get some chicken wings.

And everyone leaves. This log is going great. You must really like this to stick with us all the time.

I am Bob. I like cheese.

Hi Bob. How are things for potatoes?

Oh, not so good. The farmers have been selling us to make potato chips. *shudders*

Horrible. Weelp, I guess it's time for....

THE WEIRD RANDOM THING OF THE DAY

is that I will have some type of chicken for dinner tonight. Again.

THE RANDOM WORD OF THE DAY

is twenty. Which is the chance of rain for today. 20%. Sighghhgh. X__X Please PM me with comments and suggestions! Have a great day! Or at least hopefully a better one than I'm having.

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hi people! First off, I would like to thank kuchipatchi.is.blue55 for the chicken!!! As would Adele, Diana, and Kirk (yes, you did get their names right)! Second, I figured out how to take slightly better tama pics with my new camera today, so I have a bunch of those. If they upload... but I'm thinking that it'll probably have to be broken up over a few days. :/ ....and it doesn't want to work tonight. So, with some news, Diana's batteries ran out today. I replaced them and she was fine, no glitchy stuff. Although when I was trying to fit the new battery in right, I accidentally bumped something that must have controlled the sound because it made a little weird chirping sound. ^_^ Oops. It doesn't seem to have harmed anything so far. I have kept Diana on all day, and will leave her on tonight so she will evolve.... I hope I get something other than perfect care... although on this generation if I get perfect care she'd turn into Memetchi, I think.

YAYYYYYY I WANNA HAVE HAIR!!!!!

It's only one little curl.

It's still hair, and besides, strawberries don't have hair.

They sort of have hair. You know, like when you take a strawberry out of a container before you rinse it, it has little tiny hairs, sort of?

I have fur! Beat that!

Hmm... textures of tamagotchis, huh? What would Mametchi feel like?

A PICKLE!!!

O___O Nah, I always sort of imagined him as being rubbery. But that's just me. Anyway, we're getting off topic. Let me finish up my blabbing.

AAWWWWWWWWWWW

SSH. So, I think maybe that my Tama-Go's batteries might run out soon. I noticed this weird thing with it a little while ago. When I'm on the main screen where your tama is just bouncing around, I press B to go to the clock screen, and instead of going to the clock screen, Adele freezes and than doesn't move until I press B again. It doesn't bug me that much, but still. And today I was trying to take some pictures of the Kuchipatchi figure's stuff, and that was completely glitching out. It was freezing up and then she ate like an invisible Chinese dinner. O__O I solved the problem by taking off the figure and then re-attaching it again, so that may have just been the figure. Hmmmrmmm oh yeah, Diana's genre changed to Pop, which I haven't had before.

ARE YOU DOOONNEE???

Oh hey! Bath time for Diana! (No, seriously, she just did the attention call for a bath. xD)

NUUUUUUUUUUUUU I DON'T WANNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES IT IS BATHTIME!!!!!! WA HAAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! MINIONS KIRK AND ADELE! FETCH THE SOAP AND SHAMPOO!!!!

ROGER!!!!! *brings cucumber scented soap*

AYE AYE! *brings shampoo*

NOOOOOOO YOU EVIL FIEND!!! YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!

OH YES I WILL!!! TO THE BATH TUB!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGGGGH THIS IS TORTURE!!!!! CALL THE TAMAGOTCHI PROTECTION AGENCY!!!!!!!!! THEY'LL HAVE YOU ARRESTED!

*turns water on*

AAAAH THAT'S TOOOOO HOT AAAAHHH THAT'S TOO COOOLLDDD

WELL DEAL WITH IT!!! Soap!

EEEWWWWW IT'S TOO.... SOAPY

What else do you expect it to be? RINSE!!! OKAY, NOW FOR A SHAMPOO!!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEE YOU'RE GETTING SOAP IN MY EYESSSSSS

TOO BAD!!! RINSE AGAIN!!!

Hhmmpph now I'm gonna play with my rubber ducky Felipe.

Have fun with that.

THE WEIRD RANDOM THING OF THE DAY

is that I typed this whole post without sitting on a chair. I'm on my knees right now. They're gonna hurt when I get up. =_=

THE RANDOM WORD OF THE DAY

is chocolate creme pie! Which I just ate. There was a birthday celebration, ergo the absence of chair. So, tune in tomorrow when Diana will hopefully evolve! See you tomorrow!

IT'S COLD IN HERE TURN ON THE HEATER!!!!!!!!!

In 110 degrees F?! No way!!!! And close the window before the dust storm comes!

Blah blah blagh. Come, Felipe, we shall go and seek justice.

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hello! So... Diana is annoying me. (What's new?) She turned two but is not.... evolving....... @__@ Aaaggghhh evolve already!!! She'll probably pick the best time to evolve: when I'm eating dinner. So then my parents won't let me get up to check on her and then I have to sit there wondering what she is... you get it. Anyway, I was able to upload most of the pictures I mentioned yesterday. The pictures aren't too awesome. I'm getting a reflection of the lens on the screen, but nothing too bad. I took the pictures in natural light, which I think helped a lot. And one more thing. I forgot to resize the pictures when I was uploading so these are huge. *headdesk*

YAY! HUGE PICTURES OF ME!!

Noo! What happened to internet privacy? I don't want the world to see what I look likkekkekekkekke aah I'm too girlllyyyyyyyyy

AND HUGE PICTURES OF ME!

Not you, Adele... I didn't get those uploaded yet. ^_^ And Kirk, the world is not reading this log. So, let's start with some Diana pics, shall we?

Workin some shifts at the toy store, clothes store, and cafe. If I recall, she got 100P at the toy store, and then got robbed at the other two.

Ha ha FAIL, Diana.

What do you expect me to do, call the police?

.... Uh, yeah.

o.o So that's why I got fired.

Okay, back to the pictures.

Cheese It going to band practice. And now for three pictures of Kirk trying out some of his items!

I told him to study, but he didn't want to.

Well duh! Why would a fire fighter waste his time studying in a stupid book when the world needs saving?!

Wearing a weird hat that makes him look like an alien Kuromametchi.

The girls and I forced him to wear a skirt. *snicker*

Oh, what?! Did you have to show THAT picture?!

Yes, Kirk. I absolutely had to.

BWAHHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa

Hey look! He's actually smiling in the picture!

He is?! Looks like he's enjoying himself, really.

S-shut up.... I will now go hide from the rest of the world for eternity. Goodbye.

Bye bye! HWUDHUDHUHAHHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hwud? Did you invent a new form of laughing?

Ya.

I'm going to go look in my closet at all of my beautiful clothes. *walks away*

<_< How vain can you get?

Hm. Felipe, what is it you say? Ah, yes.

How's the justice seeking going?

Not very good. They're very shy, you know.

Okay.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Adele?! What's wrong?!

THERE'S AN ALIEN KUROMAMETCHI FROM MARS IN MY CLOSET EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Noodle?

Uh huh. *walks to closet with Diana*

GO AWAY OR I WILL BLAST YOU WITH MY DEATH RAYS OF TOTAL DEATH.

AGSJHGYGDUFGUGFOUGUOEGOUIFGUOEGBIFUVC DIANA'S EVOLVINGGGGGGGGGGGGG

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What the heck is she? It says Chantotchi... let me see the Music Star Growth Charts.... If you ask me, she looks like a Chamametchi wearing overalls. O__O

I feel weird.

Load chart load aaahh WOOOT PERFECT CARE!!!! But regardless, she still looks like a Chamametchi with overalls.

What happened to my death ray?

It got pushed aside by more important things like my evolution.

THE WEIRD RANDOM THING OF THE DAY

is that I just scratched my head.

THE RANDOM WORD OF THE DAY

is Kraft. Like the cheese brand. Please PM me with comments or anything and we shall see you tomorrow!

DEATH RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! *zaps*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Meep those pictures are huuugge... I'm definitely re-sizing next time.... soooo... this morning I unpaused Diana and had her go to her band. Urmm I don't know which was which but one evolved into a Tarakotchi I think his name is David... or something. And the other, Paul, evolved into a Kuromametchi! lol remember Paul, everyone? He's been reborn in a Music Star!! xD

Anyway, they passed the audition and got pro debut. Woo. No pictures today, I'm afraid. Glitchy internet.

It's time once again for..... the Cheesy Noodle Log of Tamagotchis Talk Show!!!

Huh?! What do you mean once again?! We've never done this before!

And here's your host, Noodle!!!!

.......

Pssst! Say something!

Chicken pot pie. O_____O

Not just anything!!!

You told me to say SOMETHING. Chicken pot pie IS something. It's a pie and you bake it and stuff it with-

Just host a talk show!!

...okay. Welcome... I guess. We have an excellent show tonight, with.... I don't know. Stuff.

Psssttt!!! *whispers*

Oh. And now for an interview with Diana.

*walks on fake stage*

*presses applause button on the sound board*

Thank you, thank you!

Hello Diana. Welcome to the.... living room couch.

Yes yes I'm so happy to be here!!!!!!

*glances at Adele*

*whispers* She doesn't know it's fake!

Ahh... so anyway, Diana. How does it feel to be a Chantotchi?

I LIKE OVERALLS!!! HAHAHHAHHHAHA

Okay. Soooooooooo.... how will your recent pro debut effect the publicity of your band, Cheese It?

WE'RE GONNA GO TO MC DONALDS AND GET BIG MACS TO CELEBRATEEEEEEEEEEE UGFOUGFOE

I... see. Are you feeling all right, miss?

HAHAHAHHAOIFHOIUHFOUIG NEVER FELT BETTER!!!! JUST HAD 7 COFFEES AT STARBUCKS!!!!! A BUSY STAR LIKE ME HAS TO STAY AWAKE FOR ALL OF OUR LATE NIGHT PERFORMANCES, YOU KNOW!!!!! DID YOU KNOW THAT MAMETCHIS WOULD LOOK BETTER WITH BEARDS?!

O_O That explains it.

EXPLAINS WHAT? I CAN EXPLAIN WHY MAMETCHIS LOOK BETTER WITH BEARDS!!! CAUSE THEN THEY WOULD HAVE LIKE DESIGNER STUBBLE!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait. I thought that we were talking about beards.

WE ARE TALKING ABOUT MUSTACHES! DO YOU HAVE EARS, LADY? HAGSUIFJDIGJSHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

Nevermind.

AND YA KNOW WHAT?! FOR A SPECIAL SURPRISE FOR ALL OF OUR AUDIENCE MEMBERS, I'VE INCLUDED A CHICKEN TOODLE SPA KIT FOR ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!

Chicken Toodle.

YA! HEY, WHY AREN'T ALL THE PEOPLES CLAPPING?!

Kirk! Kiiiirrrk!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz snort zzzzzzzzzzz wha?

WHERE ARE MY FANS?! WHERE ARE THEY?! EIHBFUOBGUODGCUOGSUGDFUOGFOUEGUFOGDIDHOUIEU

Oh shoot.

RGUIRFGFGDUGBFOUIGBOWIFHU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *crazy attack mode*

NOOO WE'VE BEEN FOUND OUT!!!

RUN FOR COVER AND PLEASE PM US WITH COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

RUIFGUFVUWWROU MAMETCHIS NEED BEARDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks you for 2 (I think) more 5 star ratings!!! And thank you anonymous... whoever you may be, for following. Just wish I knew who you were, but that's okay. You don't have to reveal yourself.

I am a spy! And I shall discover who this mysterious person is!

You will? Can I be your secretary?!

Sure!

Yuuuss!!! I get to be a secretary! And not just any secretary! A spy's secretary!

Wait. Spies need secretaries?

Of course they do! Who else to you think is going to carry my 100000000000000000 lb luggage?

Oh wait wha-

Come secretary! Let us begin to embark on our mission!

HHAHHAHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHA HACK COUGH HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA

KIRK! ARE YOU CHOKING?!

No no no!!! I'm just watching YouTube videos! These things are sooooooooooooo funny! PWAHAHAHAAAAAAA

What're you watching?

Oh just watch this! Fred is soooooooooo funny!! He's all squeaky haahhsahaugfuihajhgjhahhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Turn it off. High pitched voice. Killing la ears.

How is that not funny? Okay, then you'll love Annoying Orange!

AGGH This laugh is gonna drive me insane! Make it stop

You're just weird. IPFHIOFHIFBOET LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

OH NO! HE'S CAUGHT THE VIRAL INTERNET VIDEO DISEASE!

ack my baaackkkk

We weren't able to find anything out. Sadly.

OFUHIFOITB LOLOLOLOL FUHRUOIOHFIB Aiofbu LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLL

What happened to him? Starbucks?

No. Worse. He has the-

viral internet disease. I've seen this before. And I know a cure.

Really? What is it?!

He needs to watch a really boring nature documentary!

I'll go find one! *digs through pile of video tapes*

URGH! HURRY DIANA! OR HE'LL BOOST UP THE SOUND ON HIS LAPTOP!!!

I FOUND ONE ABOUT GRIZZLY BEARS!!!!

NO! NOT THAT ONE! IT COULD BE CUTE! WHICH IS THE LAST THING WE NEED!!!

HOW ABOUT ANTS?!

GOOD GOOD! PUT IT IN! NOWWWWWWWWWWW

HEY KIRK! ANNOYING ORANGE IS ON TV!

LOLDIDHSOIUJNBFDLOLOLOL OMG REALLY

PRESS PLAY!!!!!!

SNORE ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Tragedy adverted.

THE WEIRD RANDOM THING OF THE DAY

is that I went to a bookstore today.

THE RANDOM WORD OF THE DAY

is Philadelphia. Please PM us with comments and have an awesome day! ^_^

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hello everyone. Here we are again, bringing a teeny tiny bit of happiness (I hope) to your day.

Happiness? Phsha. This is the most boring part of my day, if you ask me.

Hey! Come on! This is the only chance we get to tell the world of our amazing lives!

And voice our not so humble opinions!

Hmmph. My life is not amazing. I have to spend it with a bunch of GIRLS. Agh.

Noodle! He's insulting us!!!

NOTE: Just found out that apparently I only have 15 minutes left before I get kicked off the computer... unexpectedly for no reason. <_< So, I would have had photos but now I don't. And I'll have to see how long I can type before I get kicked off. This post probably won't be very long, thanks to the sudden announcement. END OF NOTE

What? How can you expect me to be happy when I'm surrounded by girly things eeegwggwgwghhh.

Exaggerating. You are not surrounded by girly things.

Yes. I am. The background design of my screen is a rainbow, the outline of my screen is pink, and the shell design is pink and purple splashes and it also says girls rock in big giant girly font capital letters.

*snicker snicker*

Shut up!

I thought you had gotten over this. I guess I was wrong. I could get you married.... but I like keeping you. You're cute manly. Besides, you wouldn't want to miss the big trip.

The trip?

Trip?!

TRIP!?????????

Yes, my little tamas. This is the time of year when people go away to somewhere else on vacation. This is also a heads-up for you readers. Next Saturday will be our last post for a couple weeks because I will be leaving the next day on vacation. I'll post the day of too, just in case you forget. I might be able to get on a computer somewhere down the line like at a hotel business center or maybe connect the wi-fi to my old Nook. We shall see.

YAAAAAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAY OMIGOSH OMIGOSH I CAN'T WAIT IT'S GONNA BE SOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWESOME!!!!!!

Wait. Are you taking us????

Of course. You shall sit in a little comfy protective bag in my backpack on an airplane.

Whoa!!! We get to go on an airplane???? THAT'S TOTALLY WICKED!!!!!!!!!

And that is why you should stay with us girls, Kirk.

Ooh ooh Noodle where are we gonna go???

We're going to Michigan.

Michigan sounds like fish again, Hahahaha we're going to fish again!

Adele... bad joke. If that was even supposed to be a joke.

la la la la la la al

Al?

Okay okay I am kicked off. Would you guys care to do the closing?

Okay! PEANUT BUTTER

JELLY

PB & J FOR THE WIN WOOOOOOOOOO

HEEY!

*clicks post*

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

PEANUT BUTTER

JELLY

FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!

Okay guys, stop with your campaign for the moment. I once again don't have a whole lot of time to type this post so let me get the important stuff out of the way first.

Oh come on! How can all your boring important stuff be more important than PB&J for the win? Come on!

It can. Just bear with me for a tiny bit of time and then you can get back to it. I have three pictures to show you. And now, for a love story~~~

End of love story~~~ <3

EEEEWWWWWWWWWW MUSHY MUSHY MUSHY

So yeah, there's Adele and Luke connecting. They haven't gotten married yet, but they keep kissing, so sometime soon.

Back to our campaign. Hey all you people out there!

Do you like to eat sandwiches for lunch?

And are they PB&J sandwiches?

If so, then join us in the PB&J for the win campaign! We shall do away with all the other sandwiches fixings, including lunch meat and ketchup and all that other stuff!

Go PB&J!!! WOOOOO

It rocks! So join us in the PEANUT BUTTER

JELLY

FOR THE WIN!!!!!

Aaand cut.

Ooh ooh Noodle how did our commercial come out?

Okay, I guess.

This campaign is going great! Hey Noodle, how many have joined us yet?

Three.

Ooh ooh who are they?!

It appears that you signed yourself up for your own campaign.

FAIL.

Well sorry! That's just, uh, to help get things started!

Another good thing is that when we go on the trip with Noodle, we can spread the word of the PB&J! hahahahhahha get it? SPREAD PHHHSAAHAHAHAH Hoo hah DSUHAAHAHAHHA I'm so funny

<_< Really? If you haven't noticed, there is a flaw in your campaign.

What?

Some people are allergic to peanut butter. And possibly jelly.

So what? There's tons of people who aren't. SO STILL PEANUT BUTTER

JELLY

FOR THE WIN!!!!!

Okay. So, once again I have to leave because other people want to steal the computer from me. (You know who you are *evil death glare of total deathness*) And so, I sign off! Thanks for reading and please send PMs and comments!

AND DON'T FORGET TO JOIN THE PB&J FOR THE WIN CAMPAIGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hello everybody. :3 Thanks for over 2,500 views~~~~~!!! And today I actually have a good amount of time to post, so this post should be pretty long. Until, probably my sister comes along. She got a Nintendo DS today and she'll probably want to do Pictochat with me or have our Nintendogs play, so let's see how long I can hold out.

Soooooo now whaaaa?????

I don't knooowwww should we eat chez?

Ew no. It's poodle fur.

Hm? Where's Kirk?

I don't know. I saw him go into his room a while ago and haven't seen him come out.

*in Kirk's room* Ahem. *holding weird broadcasting device thingy and microphone* People of Mars! Please help an earthling! I am stranded on this planet living among a group of girls who torture me. I can hardly bear it anymore! I need your help! Please take me to your planet now and-

*knocks on door* Kirk? What are you doing in there?

Urk! Here they come to continue my torture! Please help me now!

Kirk? What are you saying? I'm coming in there. *opens door*

Your friend, Kirk. *presses send button on weird little device* There. *turns on TV*

Kirk? What's going on in here?

Oh, nothing. Just watching a bit of television haha.

I find it hard to believe that "Teletubbies" has lines like, "Help me, people of Mars."

Errr *switches channel* The uh sound got stuck when I was flipping channels.

<_< Hmm....

^.^;

Well, anyway, come on out to the kitchen. Adele baked some apple pie.

Ooh! Apple pie? I'm there!

Yum! Adele, you're so good at baking!

Thank you! It's my specialty.

This is good!

Yeah-

*RUMBLE*

Hey, what was that?!

OMIGOSH! THERE'S A SPACE-SHIP OUTSIDE!!!!

He ehheeehheheheheeeeee those must be my helpers who have come to get red of you! Nyahaha!

EH? Kirk-

Hello. We are from the planet mars.

PIERRE?!

No no no. Pierre is my cousin. People always say we look very much alike. I am Dante.

Llamas live on mars. Who knew?

We unfortunately have no more room on our planet to house you, Kirk. But we can destroy your captor, Noodle.

O__O No! Kirk! You can't!

o.o.... I didn't tell you to destroy them!!!!

Aw. Can we at least eat her?

No.

Come on. Torture her?

No.

At least tickle?

.... YES. >;D

Ah what no ahahahahaha PHHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA WAAAAAAAAAAA STOP STOP PLEASE AAAAAAHHH AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA EEE

And so, please have a good night, PM Noodle with comments, and hope that no tickling llamas from Mars arrive at your house.

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hi. Sooo today both Diana and Kirk have been unpaused. Diana because we're trying to win the Pop Award and Kirk because I have decided that I'll get him married... uh like I think it would be the day after tomorrow and then keep him and his baby a little while longer than usual. Ah we can call it a honeymoon even though both the parents don't stay on a v4.5. ^_^

Yay I get to get married and have a kid! I hope its a girl so it won't have to suffer like I did.

Oh please. Sooo..... hrrmmmm I'm running out of ideas for this log!!

We should do something awesomely exciting!!!!

Yeah! Like a trip around-

NO. Somebody else is already doing that. aaahhhh HEY! *has idea* You know, since the Olympics are coming up, how about we do our own little Olympics?

Good idea! Finally something that is not girly! A man like me can really show his true potential if he competes in sports!

Yaaay! I'm in too!

B-b-but I might get my Lovely dress dirty!

Why did you make lovely capital?

Because my dress is beautiful and trademarked by my company, Lovely Lovely Lovely Lovelitchi of Lovely Loveliness.

Instead of the normal sports events, we should come up with weird wacky events!

Yeah. But you know how the Olympics are always held in a different place every time? Where should we hold ours?

... how about... NOODLE'S COUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EPIC

AWESOMENESS

... not London, but it will have to do. I might even get a picture of the stadium.

OOOH THIS IS GONNA BE SOOOOO AWESOME I'M GONNA GO TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *goes to the gym*

And I'm gonna go do yoga! NAMASTE NAMASTEEE WOO

Hmph. I refuse to participate in something so grueling and treacherous. Not something a lady like me would do, goodness knows!

Come on Adele. It'll be fun!

N-O.

*evil bribing face* Oh, too bad. If you participated, you could have won tons of ribbons and medals. There would be confetti and celebrations and you might even get... A TROPHY.

.... O.O OMIGOSH OMIGOSH AAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M GONNA GO BUY AN ATHLETIC FANCY OUTFIT AT THE MALL ADNSJJKJKDFIKHFOI

Works every time. So, this special event requires not only participation from the tamas, but from you, yes you, staring at your computer screen reading this text! I call upon my loyal fans to suggest wacky, crazy, and totally hilariously random events for the tamas to participate in! This exciting event will be held on Saturday, the day before I'll probably be away for a while, so you have about three days to chime in! All suggestions will be accepted and competed in by Adele, Kirk, and Diana, so please send PMs! You can send as many ideas as you want! So now it is time for...

THE WEIRD RANDOM THING OF THE DAY

is that my lips are really chapped. I'm going around slathering Chapstick on them only to have it come off an hour later.

THE RANDOM WORD OF THE DAY

is Olympics! See you tomorrow and please send your wonderful ideas to us! Have an awesome night!

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW AHHAHAHHAHAH

Diana? How's the yoga going?

I think... I just pulled something. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHH MY GOSH EEEEEEEEEFBUSOBUOGOW AH

Namaste, Diana, namaste.