Missbehave
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Number one
Teacher: Where's your home work
Me: My hamster's got it
Teacher: Why didn't you take it off him?
Me: My hamster shredded it.
Teacher: Why didn't you redo it?
Me: An ant went on my pencil case so my sis set fire to it, the fire men put it out but my pens and pencils were all burnt, and my school bag.
Teacher: Didn't any one else have pencils or pens?
Me: No my hamster peed on them.
Teacher: *groans*
Number two
Me: My mum ran out of pizza and I didn't want brussel sprouts so I ate my homework instead.
Teacher: ......
Teacher: Where's your home work
Me: My hamster's got it
Teacher: Why didn't you take it off him?
Me: My hamster shredded it.
Teacher: Why didn't you redo it?
Me: An ant went on my pencil case so my sis set fire to it, the fire men put it out but my pens and pencils were all burnt, and my school bag.
Teacher: Didn't any one else have pencils or pens?
Me: No my hamster peed on them.
Teacher: *groans*
Number two
Me: My mum ran out of pizza and I didn't want brussel sprouts so I ate my homework instead.
Teacher: ......
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