IDDMHB I DID do it but on the way to school this morning I got abducted by aliens for experiment purpose. They kept for for fifty million years doing experimenting but that's only thirty minutes in Earth time. Unfortunately when they transported me back here not all the particles got across so now my homework's floating in millions of tiny microscopic peices around the universe. That also explains why I'm late for school.
...I wonder if any teacher would actually fall for that.