The one sentence story.

[MarshyMellow]

And the dogs only ate chicken.

 

[MissTreason]

but the birds were the ones to fear

 

[ballpythonmom]

Because the birds ate everything.

 

[Doggie Biscuit]

Due to an unexpected heat wave, the birds evolved into Angry Birds and multiplied, wreaking havoc wherever they went.

 

[ballpythonmom]

Nothing was safe.

 

[Retrotamagotchi]

the green pigs, who tried to take the Angry Bird eggs, became heroes and saved the world by building strong piggy fortresses.

 

[Doggie Biscuit]

A new threat appeared for the green pigs...

 

[Eternal Mametchi Fan]

It was a sleeping baby narwhal.

 

[Doggie Biscuit]

The narwhal looked innocent and harmless on the outside.

 

[himespetchi]

But beneath its cute exterior, the narwhale was a furious maneater.

 

[Doggie Biscuit]

It was even more destructive than the Angry Birds.

 

[Retrotamagotchi]

its horn was really a magical spear

 

[MarshyMellow]

The magic spear was said to grant any wish. So Temmie wished that it could get enough money to go to college.

 

[Doggie Biscuit]

"You will have to fulfill my request," sneered the narwhal.

 

[Yumecantchi000]

Kuchipatchi thought the narwhal's horn was a giant biscuit and ate it.

 

[Retrotamagotchi]

and the narwhal could not grant any wishes.

 

[Eternal Mametchi Fan]

The narwhal turned into a unicorn.

 

[tamaninjacat]

Then Voldemort He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named drank the unicorn's blood.

 

[MarshyMellow]

He started singing Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows with Sans and Papyrus.

 

[Doggie Biscuit]

However, the rainbow morphed into Illuminati Confirmed Comic Sans and ate everyone.