The one sentence story.

[tamafan60]

Vilotechi got angry and asked mametchi to fix her flowers.

 

[Retrotamagotchi]

Mametchi fixed her flowers!

 

[La Mamba]

... and Kuchipatchi ate them, 'cause that's just his thing.

 

[tamafan60]

Then Viloletchi got so angry she made kuchipatchi fix them and force fed him a million pieces of poop.

 

[Retrotamagotchi]

After Kuchipatchi ate them, he threw them up all over Violetchi.

 

[tamafan60]

Violetchi got so angry she exploded.

 

[Eternal Mametchi Fan]

Then Memetchi evolved into Makiko.

 

[jirachi-potato]

...But then, Makiko's hair curls broke off.

 

[La Mamba]

She is devastated and no longer knows the meaning of life.

 

[Doggie Biscuit]

She committed suicide, and her blood flowed into a river and turned into fish.

 

[La Mamba]

Which were in turn caught and eaten by Kuchipatchi, thus completing the life cycle.

 

[tamafan60]

then kutchipachi became Pacman and ate everything

 

[Eternal Mametchi Fan]

Gotchiman flew in to save the universe.

 

[tamafan60]

and punched kuchipatchi in the stomach which made kuchipatchi throw up.

 

[Tamacass]

the puke covered Gotchiman all over.

 

[Lovetchi2862]

Then he exploded and we had to change our plans.

 

[MarshyMellow]

Suddenly, a giant Uwasatchi came to save the day!

 

[tamafan60]

the giant usawatchi Defeated kutchipatchi but then spaceychi came with control over ash and the pokemon from way earlier in the story

 

[Arhalidin]

Due to how fast Spaceytchi had to travel to get to the planet (science), he turned into Old Man Spaceytchi and ended up falling and not being able to get back up.

 

[tamafan60]

So he used his Life alert thingy to call Life alert.