My goodness, I can rant about my so-called friends all day long. e_e
They are the most immature, idiotic group I've ever been associated with personally. 4 are blatant hypocrites, 1 makes me feel extremely uncomfortable for whatever reason, 2 follow me around like little yappy dogs, 2 are bloodthirsty rumor-spreaders, 1 is the most obnoxious person I've ever had the misfortune to meet, 1 is silent, 2 have been best friends for a rather long time and don't pay attention to anyone else, 1 is a lazy whiner, and 1 is semi-bearable sometimes. Oh, and they all scream and giggle way too much for my taste. You'd think, "oh, she's part of the living, breathing stereotype of popular kids. I get it." ...no. We're the most mismatched, unpopular group in the school joined by not having any other group to sit with. :/
I'm not saying I'm a perfect person, I have some temper problems and make extremely stupid and perverted jokes occasionally...but seriously.
I'll move to a different table, they follow me. I tell them to go away, they don't think I'm serious. I scream at them to go away, they laugh. I hit one of them, and they see it as a joke. They think I'm the funniest person ever, they latch onto me like a leech. Sure, I can sort of enjoy them when I'm under the influence of caffeine or in an unusually pleasant mood...but more often than not, I'm plotting out how to get rid of them in my head. (Which, unfortunately, never works)