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Welcome to tamatalks funniest videos! :D

:ph34r: Santi: Are you done painting that roof Doggy?

:pochitchi: Doggy:No.

:ichigotchi: Shelia: Well then, hurry up! You've standing on that CAR for half an hour.

:pochitchi: Doggy: Really? My watch is is broken.

:ichigotchi: Santi: Well, you better be careful because that car's brakes ain't working, so in 3 seconds its gonna slide down the driveway and you're gonna be the one who's gonna be hurt.

3 SECONDS LATER

:pochitchi: Doggy: *car rolls down driveway* Whoa!

:ichigotchi: Shelia: Hehe!

:ichigotchi: Santi: I told you!

:pochitchi: Doggy: I should have used the ladder.

 
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sorry, off topic, but whi is it always potchichis that are dumb? it is funny, but why not any other tamas?

 
I've seen a beagle chewing droppings before.
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Sara :huh:

Tim :D

Sara: Tim were is my party dress?

Tim: Oh I thought it was a chew toy so I gave it to our dog.

Sara: We don't have a dog though.

Tim: Oh then I gave it to the neighbour's grizzly bear!

 
:huh: lilo

:huh: jem

:huh: hi,doyou wanna dance

:D yeah

(start dancing. :p swings :huh: over head.Both fall over)

:p FUN!Lets do that again!!

:huh: NEVER!!!!

 
:D = anita

B) = ellie

;) = jess

:mimitchi: i wonder what my poo tasted like...

B) what?! you've never tried it?

:mimitchi: no..... *eats chocolate not pooand gets hyper* MMMM!

:D you like it!!??

:mimitchi: yup! :D

:D comes by and sees hyper :mimitchi: and poo and is sick

:D hey! wonder what sick tastes like?

:kuribotchi: uh oh think im gonna be sick again...

:mimitchi: lets eat!

:hitodetchi: hey..... arn't you two supposed to be smart?*is sick again* im gotta go... over there... now...

 
;) = Stanley (Doesnt know english)

:( =Women

:( = Boy

;) :) = soccer team

;) = Police

Women: Uh huh, uh huh oh yea, oh yea!

Stanley goes to park...

boy: He stole my lollypop

soccer team: yes!

Someone is found dead on the playground and a knife in his chest...

police asks stanley: did you kill this guy?

Stanley:Uh huh, uh huh oh yea, oh yea!

police:Why did u kill him?

Stanley"He stole my lollypop

police: do u want to go to jail?

sTANLEY: yes!

 
:lol:Santa

;) Kid

Santa:What Do u want for Christmas?

Kid:*Burp*An Apple please

Santa:Ok heres a apple

Kid:*eat Apple**BURP*

kid:(BURPING SAYING BYE SANTA)

 
Jeff :eek:

Sally :lol:

Baby Laura :)

Sally: How was work?

Jeff: I don't know ask baby Laura.

Baby Laura: Goo Goo Ga

Sally: You sent Baby Laura to work!

Jeff: Sorry but I went to uhhhhh buy you and Laura gifts.

Sally:Oh ok I thought you went to a party or something.

Jeff: (That was a close one.)

 
Tabby

:huh:

Angel

:)

Tabby: *kicks tin can*

Angel: What on earth are you doing kicking that tin can around?

Tabby: Urh, Well I was walking so then a tin can landed on my foot so I had to kick it but then it landed on the other foot so I had to kick it and then...

Angel: *groans*

 
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:lol: = Stanley (Doesnt know english) ^_^ =Women

:( = Boy

:blink: :p = soccer team

<_< = Police

Women: Uh huh, uh huh oh yea, oh yea!

Stanley goes to park...

boy: He stole my lollypop

soccer team: yes!

Someone is found dead on the playground and a knife in his chest...

police asks stanley: did you kill this guy?

Stanley:Uh huh, uh huh oh yea, oh yea!

police:Why did u kill him?

Stanley"He stole my lollypop

police: do u want to go to jail?

sTANLEY: yes!
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That one made me laugh. The other ones aren't very funny.

 
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Danny

:D

Tabby

:D

Servant

:D

Narrarator

:D

Narrarator: Once there was an American Puroperatchi called Danny and he visited his Hindu cousin, Tabby. He stayed at her house for sometime and she had a servant. One day...

Danny: Hold the door for me, servant!

Narrarator: While the American Puroperatchi was on the toilet he began to sign a song that went "There was a cold day..." But the servant thought he was saying "Der wasa col de!" (Which means "Open the door" in Hindi) The servant knew Hindi, so he opened the door, and found Danny sitting on the toilet, singing "There was a cold day..."

Servant: Eeek!

Tabby: What's that?

 
Danny :mametchi:

Tabby

:lol:

Servant

:ph34r:

Narrarator

:ph34r:

Narrarator: Once there was an American Puroperatchi called Danny and he visited his Hindu cousin, Tabby. He stayed at her house for sometime and she had a servant. One day...

Danny: Hold the door for me, servant!

Narrarator: While the American Puroperatchi was on the toilet he began to sign a song that went "There was a cold day..." But the servant thought he was saying "Der wasa col de!" (Which means "Open the door" in Hindi) The servant knew Hindi, so he opened the door, and found Danny sitting on the toilet, singing "There was a cold day..."

Servant: Eeek!

Tabby: What's that?
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Did you know hindi is my 3rd language? I'm not very gude at it tho. :ph34r:

 
:eek: laura (wants to be his boyfriend and can only do that at the school dance)

:( micheal (hates the school dance)

laura: do you like my crown?

micheal: yes

laura: does my dove look pretty?

micheal: sigh yes.

laura:does my pink fur shine?

micheal yes.

laura: do you want to go to the dance?

micheal:yes.wait,WHAT?!

laura:thought so. pick me up at 8.(scurries)

kinda lame, but i wanted to cotribute.

 
:D Linda

:D Jake

:p Judge

:D mr Tramp

SPELLING BEE

Judge: Spell 'mimitchi', Linda.

Linda: F-U-R-A-W-A-T-C-H-I!

Judge: Jake, please spell 'mimitchi'.

Jake: F-U-R-A-W-A-T-C-H-I!

Mr.Tramp: Sorry! Sorry! Wrong people! Hey-ey, wait a sec, this can't be right! Are you supposed to be here, you two?

Jake, Linda: F-U-R-A-W-A-T-C-H-I!

*Judge stares at Mr Tramp*

*Jake and Linda carry on, chanting F-U-R-A-W-A-T-C-H-I*

 
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