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:lol: =Trix

:furawatchi: =Pixs

Trix:I got a F on my report card....

Pixs:eek:n what subject?

Trix:On the subject "how-to-spell-your-name"

Pixs:I thought you were in Grade 5.

Trix:It's very hard you see you have to spell you name.

 
:wacko: Angie

:unsure: Aly

:blink: bob

:unsure: my name is aly and i am sooo popular.

:blink: *looks in the mirror and laughs*

:wub: *stares at bob* Umm... *still looking at bob* I'm angie and i'm from texas.

Silence

:unsure: AHEM!

:blink: Oh yeah! im bob and this is my brother, bob2 *points at mirror*

:unsure: & :) *GROAN*

:blink: Ah ha! Bob2 does what i do!

GROAN! bob is just plain dumb!

 
:huh: Cookie

:huh: Cream

;) Cake

:huh: dog

 

:mametchi: Cookie! The dog needs a bath!

:huh: Ok, mom!

:huh: Cream! The dog doesnt 't need a bath! I just bathed him!

:mimitchi: I know! But Cookie needs one!

:huh: good plan!!

later....

:huh: *grumpy* Okay, where's the five bucks u promised me?

 
:D Layla(His Girlfriend)

:gozarutchi: Jonh(Her boyfriend)

:angry: His dad

:furawatchi: :What time is it?

:gozarutchi: :10:00

:angry: :11:60

:furawatchi: :no such thing

:angry: :I am from Texas

:furawatchi: + :gozortochi: :...

Its NOT funny,But its all I could think of

 
:furawatchi: =police man :) = blonde

[a car is swerving down the rode when some1 w/ a cell calls the police. ]

[police man pulls car over and blonde roles down window]

:) um do u no wat ur doin?

:angry: i was driving when a tree came out out nowhere so i swerved! then another one was there and i...

:) um mam, thats ur air freshner.

 
Scooby Doo = :huh:

Shaggy = :)

Scooby Scooby doo did a poo,

Shaggy thought it was choclate

Shaggy took a bite,

And turned White

And that was the end of shaggy!

 
:puroperatchi: Narrarator

:kuribotchi: Timmy

:hitodetchi: Max

:mimitchi: Pip

:furawatchi: Ally

Narrarator: Once there lived 4 friends. However they weren't very intelligent. One day they went to buy a car...

Timmy: Lets have this one! *points at a Mercedes*

Max: No too big! This one! *points at a Toyota*

:pochitchi: , :furawatchi: , :gozarutchi: and ;) : Yes! That one!

:marumimitchi: The 4 friends went home and decided to give people rides in their new car. But no people came! :ichigotchi: Why was that? Well the answer was that was that there were 4 tamagotchi's and only 4 seats! They were very cross, so they decided to make a petrol station but still no people came? Why?

:mametchi: ARGH! No customers, AGAIN!

Ally: Are you sure this was a good place to put it? *looks around*

Pip: Of course it is! Are you dumb?

:chohimetchi: Well, that was because they built it on the top floor of a house and nobody could take there car to the top floor of a house! They were so frustrated that they tried to push the car down a well, but they couldn't. Why?

:furawatchi: OK, just a little more!

All: *lifts up car and tries to put it in the well*

;) And it dosen't fit...

 
B) :poo :eek: :Shut up

B) :Manners

:) :police

And yes those are there names

B) :eek: B) were walking. :) falls. :eek: Goes to get help from the police :eek: . B) "Whats your name?" B) "Shut up" :eek: "were are your manners young man!" :) "I think there picking up poo outside"
Very funny!!! :)

 
:angry: =dc

:mimichi:=sg

:wacko: = tc

:lol: =cr

:angry: = sellr

:angry: =teletubby

:mellow: = passr1

B) =passr2

dc: me wanna teletubby.

sg:dc, eye don't know where 2 get a teletubby!

tc and cr: kissy kissy *kiss* :wacko: :wub:

sg: chris, you get you lips of tiara right now!

cr: eye on't care

tc: nethier do eye.

sg: fine, B rebbelious.

dc: eye wanna teletubby, sara. waaaawaaawaa! *creis*

sg: darrick! don't be rebllious.

sellr: teletubbis!

dc: teletubby

sellr: 5 buks pleaz!

sg:5 buks!

sellr: herez uh teletubby!

teletubby: eh oh! uwwwwwh!

dc: yay!

sg: yay.

passr1: man, the guys 13 and he has a teletubby1 their for babitchis!

passr2: eye gott uh gude wun. hey bozo, get back 2 thuh circuss with ur elefent!

 
dont get it?

:( Tammy :huh: Sammi

:wacko: Sherri :huh: Terri

:lol: Stupid guy

:eek: Hi I'm Tammi

:lol: And I'm her sister Sammi

:angry: I'm Sherri

:huh: And I'm Sherri's sister, Terri!

:) I need glasses cuz i see quadruplets

:ph34r: :D :) and :D : *GROAN*

 
:D : Dally (laughs at everything)

:ph34r: ronalay

:wacko: Robber

Dally : hahaha

Ronalay: what are you laughing at???

Dally that car hit another car! haha

Ronalay: thats not funny!! that person died!!

Dally But...........hahaha

Ronalay: OMG Dally!!! theres a monster behind you!!

Dally really!! Im scared!!!

Ronalay And it got you!!

Dally AHHHHHHHH... you scared me!!!

Ronalay hahahaha I got ya

Dally oh that was a joke!

:ph34r: OMG seriously!! theres a robber behind you he's going to steal your money!!!

:D I know its one of your silly jokes again. hahahaha

:ph34r: NOOO seriously RUUNNN!!!

:wacko: (takes 100 points from Dally's pocket

:D NOO my money!!! you weren't kidding!!!

:ph34r: see told you its not a joke!!!

:D MY MONEY WAAAA...................

:wacko: ha Im rich now (runs away!)

 
:) Tyler :furawatchi: Angela [Tyler and Jakes mum] :D Greg [Tyler and Jakes Dad] <_< Jake

* walking down path*

Jake: oooo wookie! chalk!

:Tyler : Chwalk?? YEY

:Tyler, Jake :*draws pictures on foot path*

:Angela: KIDS NO

:Greg What Angela,its just chalk

:Angela No its n....

*chalk smooshes*

:Angela -.-

:Tyler Chalky go squish!

:Jake o_O

:Angela ITS OLD POCHITCHI [ :pochitchi: ] POO KIDS!

*Greg laughs*

 
Mom walks into a beach. she falls into the water. The baby luaghs. Then the baby falls into the sand. Then they both get up and luagh again. Then the dad falls!

:huh:

 
Ohhhh!I have one!

:ph34r: =janitor

:huh: =boss

:hitodetchi: :Did you get those flies?

:) :Yup! I caught six.3 were males,the other 3 were females.

:mametchi: :how did you know?

:D :3 were at the bra section,and the other ones were at the big screen tv when a foot-ball game

was on.

:mimitchi: :(thinks in mind)Why couldt I hire a mimitchi?

:ph34r: :(thins to boss)I can hear you!

:unsure: :*sighs and walks away*

:ph34r: *wispers into flies ears...ya know what I mean*Whats wrong with him?

 
:ph34r: ino

:mimitchi: sakura

:hitodetchi: sasuke

:huh: naruto

:) Kakashi sensei

ino: sakura! Sasuke's mine!

Sakura: no! he's on my team!

Ino: he doesn't like you anyway!

Sakura: he likes me more than he likes you

:D girls please!

Ino:& Sakura: stay out of this

Sakura: we'll fight 4 him!

* fight*

:ph34r: is defeated..............

:unsure: :mametchi:

:ph34r: yeah!

 
<_< + :furawatchi: :*Walks along a river together*

:( : *Falls into river*

:furawatchi: : *Saves*

Gets a beadutiful car that says- from ur loving Mother-In-Law

THE NEXT DAY:

:furawatchi: + :furawatchi: :*Walks along a river together -

:furawatchi: :*Falls into river*

:furawatchi: *Saves*

the mother in law gave her son in law a beadutiful car - from ur loving mother in law -

THE NEXT DAY:

:furawatchi: + :furawatchi: :*Walks along a river*

:furawatchi: :*Falls in river*

:eek: :- Just stands there*

:furawatchi: :- Drowns-

Then he got a beadutiful car that said -FROM UR LOVING FATHER IN LAW -

 
:furawatchi: =dandan <_< mikey

:furawatchi: =123

:( =weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

:furawatchi: =that cant be good

:furawatchi: =Falls on :furawatchi:

:furawatchi: =gET OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

:furawatchi: =uh

:furawatchi: =here!

:furawatchi: = where going to NEWYROK!

 
^_^ Mika

:wacko: Poema

:) Tinkle

Poema: Mom! Can you open this tin of baked beans for me?

Mika: What? But we've just moved in! Never mind *gets a fishing rod, and fishes for the tin opener in the cutlery box* I can't find it *bangs tin on a table*

Tinkle: o_O What are you doing mum?

Mika: Finally, its open, but now I need to find the microwave *scratches head, and starts fishing in the electricals box*

 
:gozarutchi: Dad

:p Mom

:D Piolet

:hitodetchi: baby

An airplane is about to crash and there are 3 jetpacks

:gozarutchi: : Im paying for this trip I get the first*Jumps off*

;) :Im the mother of this child so I get the second*Jumps off*

:p :Im driving this trip GEt the last*Jumps off*

Baby is left alone

Everyone:*walks in house to find baby on couch*

:hitodetchi: :were have you been?

:gozarutchi: & :D :*Gasp!*She said her first words!But how did you get here so fast?

:hitodetchi: :Me no dumb!Me cling onto daddys bum!Daddy go ''Boom!'' me go zoom!Thats how me get home so soon

:furawatchi: :eek: _O

 
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