10000000000 Ways to get Kicked out of....

[daydreamer]

Use British slang! (ie; "Hey. Wanna fag a bum sometime?" or maybe it's "Hey. Wanna bum a fag sometime?") I have no clue what it means but it isn't a bad thing in Britian. lol british slang.

push down a shelf of stuff, stand on top of it and yell "IM HANNAH MONTANA! I GOT NERVE!" and start singing badly...then start giving out pictures of people (dont have to be you) that is autographed by you. give to people who saw you.

open the goldfish and throw them on people and shout "THE SNACK THAT EATS YOU BACK GOLDFISH!" dont forget to eat some cuz i love goldfish (fishy crackers or fishies) and give me some.

 

[sugarfunpouch]

Put totally random stuff in people's carts that kinda freaks them out!!! Not that I would know...

 

[tama~bear]

um ...yell at the workers ^-^

 

[sugarfunpouch]

Obvious, but good.

Take a bag of pretzels and nacho cheese and put them together and throw them in people's carts!!!

 

[paper*cut]

take and bike and bash people in the face with it.

......WhAt??

That's terrible!

 

[2222mimitchi2222]

rofl get one of those [SIZE=30pt] huge[/SIZE] bb guns and go to the place where the medicine is and scraem:gimme the vicadin NOW!

 

[Mametchi 4ever]

Stick footballs and baseballs into people's carts, and sign Derek Jeter on the Baseballs, and Matt Hasselback on the footballs.

 

[tamagotchiloverforver]

Take Pespi and mentos and put them together and make it explode in peoples faces/

 

[mimigotchi10]

stand by the fire door(one with an alarm) and when people walk by, open it and scream...

THEY DID IT! THEY DID IT! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF XD LOL

 

[Mametchi 4ever]

(You mean coke, tamagotchiloverforver)

Go in your swimming suit, and spill water all over the floor, until it is at least good enough to go up to your chin. Splash at people who approach. And when they ask you what the heck are you doing, say "I'm swimming!"

 

[xXStrawberry-Fields_ForeverXx]

Go into the computer section of the store, and go on a computer and findone that has internet, find the barney song, and blast it full volume, when ppl walk by scream "CLASSIC ROCK DUDE!"

 

[FireCracker]

I Remeber A Board Like This But It Died....

Heres My Favorite ;D

Wait In A Stall And When Somebody Is In The Stall Next To You

Say "I Can See You Peeeeeeeeeeeee........"

Do It In A Thermophiles Voice From Conker XP

And

Stand In A Aisle At One End When Somebody Enters The Other End Stare At Them Creepily

Heres A New One

Get A Friend And To Balls That Look Like Pokeballs And Have A Battle ( Don't Forget The STuffed Pokemon Toys)

 

[sugarfunpouch]

Take a ride on the conveyer belt thing.

 

[Medicham12]

Throw pet food at the manager's office.

 

[sugarfunpouch]

Good one. Sprinkle bird food everywhere and let all of the birds in!

 

[Tamakiddy!!]

Ride a bike through the whole store, shoulding "ICE CREAM.GET YOUR ICE CREAM HERE!"

 

[Mametchi 4ever]

Make yourself look like those REALLY crazy guys at football games(The ones who are covered in crazy colored hair, and tattoos)

And then scream, GO (Insert whatever team you were trying to look like a true fan of.)

 

[wildcat_gal_101]

Start playing Guitar Hero, and get all "ZOMG I CAN PWN YOU!!!!!" At anyone that walks past

Two things. Hockey sticks, a puck. xD

Buy a case for an iPod (Whether you have one or not) And come back the next day claiming it was supposed to be an actual iPod

 

[funsychloe]

Grab a toolbelt, take the tools away, replace them with squirty cream or cheese or that stringy stuff, then when someone walkes past, spray them with it singing the batman theme-tune, then replace, "BATMAN!" with "______MAN!"

The ____ being your name..... XD I'm going to try that...

 

[Mametchi 4ever]

Scream APPLE CUP! APPLE CUP! CALLING ALL COUGS AND DAWGS FANS!!! MWAAHAA and start throwing footballs at everyone.

P.S. The 100th Apple Cup between the Dawgs and Cougs is tommorow.