Here's 25 funny things to do at walmart i made up:
1. Go up to an old woman and scream, "Mommy! Why did you leave me in the shoe section?!" Watch as everyone stares at the the woman, she'll be so embarrased.
2. While at the checkout place where you scan your own items and start banging on it and screaming "WHY DOESN'T THIS STUPID INTERNET WORK!"
3. Go into the electronics section where there are TVs and turn them all up to full blast. You would hear it through the whole store with like, 20 TVs blaring.
4. Repeat number 4 with radios.
5. Run around evilly and try running people over with shopping carts.
6. Play dodgeball with friends, then "accidently" hit other people.
7. Go into the section with crutches and walkers and pretend to be someone elderly with the walkers and say stuff to your friends like, "Hello, sonny boy! Wanna soda?"
8. In the bed section, make a huge pillow fort and make a stupid sign like, "No girls allowed." or "Army Headquarters."
9. Hide in the clothing racks and when someone takes something and looks at it say "Are you kidding me?" or "Do you really think that's your size?" or "Put down the pants and noone gets hurt."
10. Two words: Chicken Dance.
11. Leave pieces of paper in random spots with random sayings like "The fat man walks alone."
12. Grab something out of the women's section like a thong or bra and then put em inside of the freezers next to the ice cream or something.
13. Start a water gun fight.
14. Take placebos (sugar pills) and hand them out to small children and then tell them to tell their parents that they bought drugs. *WARNING* Parents may not find this as funny as you do.
15. Chase people around, trying to pierce their ears with earrings from the jewellery section.
16. Challenge people to a YuGiOh card game.
17. In the toy aisle, set up a racetrack with remote control cars.
18. Act as if you're possessed and run up to people screaming, "I START FIRES! I BURN DOWN HOUSES! I ATTACK THE ELDERLY! I DON'T WEAR SOCKS!"
19. If you're a girl, try on tuxedos and other men's clothing and if you're a guy, try on dresses and skirts. Then walk around the store as casually as possible.
20. Mix up some milk and oatmeal and then dump it onto the floor. People will be sickened as they believe it is barf.
21. Pretend you're browsing around the utensils, then take a knife and walk up to a lady and say, "I hear voices in my head. They're telling me evil things! MUST...NOT...cut...nice lady..."
22. On a hot day, when the door is open to let out some heat, run up to people and squirt honey on them and say. "You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar!" Watch as they are pestered by flies from outside.
23. Stick a ball in your shirt and walk around saying, "I'm pregnant." Watch people's reactions. Much funnier if you add something like, "With my 4th child" or something else.
24. Go up to people (preferably the same gender) and tell them, "I LOVE U........NIVERSITY!"
25. Fill up a 2 litre bottle with baking soda and then put it in an aisle where everyone else is. Then pour in a large amount of vinegar and watch as everyone gets trapped in puddles of fizz.
I'll be back soon with 25 more!
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By the way, these are my ideas. OH! And kerry*bridget and I have tried some. Mostly in school.
Lol that'll freak em out!
