rainbowbunny227
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258. Rip off all the SALE! or BUY THIS, GET THIS THING FREE! labels off things and put them on just ONE product and watch all the customers dive for it.
259. Use that phone thingy to say, "_____(see a person who works there's name tag first, and say their name where the blank is), please come to check-out ___ (whatever number check-out you're at.) Then hurry to another and say the same thing except change the counter number.
260. Dress up as a Walmart worker. Hold up two mustard cotainers (or some other sort of strange product, like baby wipes or a plastic costume hat), them both being the same type of mustard but different brands. Say, "Hello. Can I intrest you in some spicy mustard? This one is quite tangy- But this one says buy this one get this moist towlet abouslutly free! (Besides the charge of 10 dollars.) This mustard says its Mexican's Favorite, while this one says its Mexcian's BEST. But the one that's the favorite has been around for 40 years.. ew, where's the expiration date on this mustard? This one says its a brand new type.. but why is it so crusty at the top? Ooh, ooh- wanna try some.. ew, its pretty flakey. Look at this other one's yellow! That would go GREAT with your orange blouse. Lemme squirt some on your shirt- mmh, yes, that's what we call a tasty fashion. I'm a designer, you see- I made this jelly bean skirt and some fell off- but that's okay- it had an under-skirt! Oh, wait, no, that was the lolipop jacket.. ooh." Just keep going on and following the customer.
259. Use that phone thingy to say, "_____(see a person who works there's name tag first, and say their name where the blank is), please come to check-out ___ (whatever number check-out you're at.) Then hurry to another and say the same thing except change the counter number.
260. Dress up as a Walmart worker. Hold up two mustard cotainers (or some other sort of strange product, like baby wipes or a plastic costume hat), them both being the same type of mustard but different brands. Say, "Hello. Can I intrest you in some spicy mustard? This one is quite tangy- But this one says buy this one get this moist towlet abouslutly free! (Besides the charge of 10 dollars.) This mustard says its Mexican's Favorite, while this one says its Mexcian's BEST. But the one that's the favorite has been around for 40 years.. ew, where's the expiration date on this mustard? This one says its a brand new type.. but why is it so crusty at the top? Ooh, ooh- wanna try some.. ew, its pretty flakey. Look at this other one's yellow! That would go GREAT with your orange blouse. Lemme squirt some on your shirt- mmh, yes, that's what we call a tasty fashion. I'm a designer, you see- I made this jelly bean skirt and some fell off- but that's okay- it had an under-skirt! Oh, wait, no, that was the lolipop jacket.. ooh." Just keep going on and following the customer.
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