me-hey ppls!!!!!!!!
sam-hey guys i dont know
me-ok so not a lot of things happened while i was gone!!!!but i went to watch alice in wonderland!!!!
sam-hey not fair!!!!!i want to watch tooooooooo!!!!!!!
me-o so-rry!!!!!!!i couldnt let you cuz you would make suchhhhhh a racket!
sam-no i wouldnt!!!!!!!!!!
me-yes you would!!!!!!!no matter how old you will get you cant keep quiet for 3 hours bubby
!!!!1
sam-o my how dare you call me bubby
??????
me-lol
sam-im gonna leave my home and never come back
!!!!!!!
me-ull b sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!im guessing you will be at allie's house rocking her to sleep.
sam-humpf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and i do love her even if she is a BABY!!!!!
me-o wow!!!! you never know!!!!!i mean you are just like quil from twilight....he imprinted on a 2 year old toddler!!!!just like you!!!!!!11
sam-wawah????wat are you talking about and what is twilight???????are you going crazy??????thats like a time of a day!!!!!!!!your dumb
me-did you call your mommy dumb?????
sam-obviously!!!!11
me-no gf from now on!!!!!!!and follow my rules under my roof
sam-well i wont be under your roof then!!!!!!im going to allie's and singing a lullaby and rocking her to sleep!!!!!!!1
me-ok...but u will regret it!!!!!1
a few days later...
sam-hey allie!!!!!it looks like youve grown!!!!!!1
allie-yes i hav!!!!!!
sam-yes u hav!!!!!
allie-i want to go to school!!!1
sam-sure i hav to go to school too....ill escort you along with myself!!!!
allie-ok!!!!yay!!!!!!
a few hours later(actually 5 hours of school)
sam-hey little one....how was your first day at school???
allie-it was the worst!!!i met my archenemies from preschool and we had to form a band
sam-dont worry!!!!its gonna be ok...besides same thing happened to me!!!!!im doing great!!!!they are gonna be your best friends
allie-ok i trust you....but if they dont....im gonna kill you!!!!!!
sam-ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok..... but if im right...your gonna marry me and have my child
allie-sure sure sure sure...but i dont believe it!!!!!!
sam-wow!
epic i know!!!but it is very fun to read i guess....i laugh myself