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[~i like cake~]

:weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :furawatchi:

was that ***** spam???

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe/..........................................

sorry if it was....

 

[jessy1996]

=mother

=teacher

:kusatchi: =pupil

=narrator

=there was a boy that started school....this was his first homework accident...!!!

=hello my dear pupil,this is your homework,just find three sentences.

=when he arrived home,he asked his mother to tell him a sentence...

=MIND YOUR OWN BUISNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!

=the boy wrote this down,then he switched on the tv and saw 'Spiderman-one of Marvel Super Heroes'(he wrote that one too!) then he switched on the radio and he heard 'Come on beauty!' (and he wrote it down.)

next day:

=tell me your homework please!

=MIND YOUR OWN BUISNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!

:kusatchi: =what do you think you are??

=Spiderman-one of Marvel Super Heroes.

:kusatchi: =NOW I SHALL GIVE YOU A PUNISHMENT!!!!!

=come on beauty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[*tammy_lover*]

These are True Stories!! (and real people)

Me!

Ben

Shree

Nisha

Shalina

Georgia

All of these people went out rock climbing, but there were no toilets so they had to pee in the bushes (....) so Shree, Shalina and Georgia went to the toilet..

Ben: I wonder what girls (you don't want to know...) look like...

Nisha: Euuuuggh!

Me:.....

____________________________________________________________________

Rahul

Me!

We were playing The Ultimate Spiderman on the PS2 one day when suddenly a man (in the game) shouted "Help me, Spiderman!"

Me: Did you hear that?

Rahul: Yup. *Falls dramatically into the water* WHAT THE H***

Me: *guffaws*

_____________________________________________________________________

These stories are true!!!

 

[color_kraze]

THERE IS AN EXTREMELY FUNNY VIDEO ON YOUTUBE! JUST

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[dmoquinn]

=Unyas

=Rantasya

=Opanansa

=Furakyamanomansa

Hey Opanansa, Watcha!!! *Falls on Unyas*

What happened!!!!!!!

SHe fell.

*screams*

What happened!!

What Happened!!

h34r: What Happened!!

What!! Oops! Sorry guys and girls!

 

[Medicham12]

Axel

Roxas

Larxene

:mimitchi: Demyx

Axel:I like to Move it Move it.

Demyx:I like to move it move it

Axel:You like to...

All exept Axel and Larxene : MOVE IT!!

Larxene:What the Heck?

Roxas:The Heck is were singing I like to Move it Move it.

Demeyx:Yeah,stupid.

Axel:Come on fellas.We don't want the LADY to be disturbed.

All expt Larxene:*go outside*

Larxene:ARG! Why am I stuck in a world full of stupid people?!?!

 

[mimitchi65]

:furawatchi: :max

:lisa

watch this. i can throw this dart and make it come back to me!

ok. let me see.

*throw dart* see now it's coming back.

be carefull now. ok

*dart comes back and pinnes max up to the wall*

oh..... i think that wa not supposed to happen....

ha ha ha! your so funny

 

[Medicham12]

Mom

Annie

Candy

The Frog

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Mom:Annie,Candy can you set up the table?

Annie:Sorry mom I gotta take out the tharsh. *takes out the tharsh*

Candy and Annie:*set up the table*

mom:*gets bowl that she thinks contais the sugar*

The Frog:*pops out*

Mom:EEK! *drops bowl*

Candy:*giggles*

 

[killer_91]

john is mother is

mother:john come out from wherever your hiding and take a bath!

mother:do you hear me,john?! I MEAN NOW!

mother:OH NO look at you AUGH get off the rug!

john:like its my fault you haven't got the chimney swept.

Thank you,Thank you

 

[Medicham12]

- narrator

- Ann

- Andy

-Tom

Narrator:This trampoline gal...

Ann:*jumoing on trampoline* *falls* Ah!

Narrator:With this skateboerd dude...

Andy:*skate boarding* *trips and gets hit in the you-know-what*

Narator:What would their kid look like?

Tom:*skateboarding in trampoline* *skate board breaks a window* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Silverkil]

killer_91 you got that from Calvin and Hobbes!!

They're all at a show, and they're about to go on stage.

This is takin' ages...here, a joke! How'ja get Pikachu on a bus?

Peek! Peek!

A boo! That's right, Gem-Gems!

No, listen to the joke.... How'ja get Pikachu on a bus??

I'v never met him. What if he didn't want to go home on the bus? That would be blackmail...

IT'S A JOKE!

.... and if he's cute, I'd give him a ride home in my car.

Pikachu...peek...pic....poke...

:mimitchi: THAT'S RIGHT! POKE!

Im on!

:mimitchi: YES! POKEMON! POKE HIM ON! YOU GOT IT!

No...I'M ON stage right now.

:mimitchi: Is that so? And all those cameras, pointing at us...are they on?

Ah, yes. They are.

Director: Maria...more expression! Make it look like it was an accident!

Crewman: Ack, it's six o' clock. I'm goin' home.

Come on, mimitchi and hitodetchi...

 

[Medicham12]

Nicky

Ms.Savanah

h34r: Ms.Anisa

Micky's Mom

Nicky your going home

YAY!! *runs to mom*

You forgot your lunchbox

I''ll get it *gets lunchbox* *walks back* *gose to the place where her luchbox was*

h34r: Nicky wat are you doing?

Entertaining myself

 

[LilDewd]

= Stan

-Stan jr.

Stan: Son, why do you always do the inevitable?

Stan Jr.: What does inedivableey mean?

Stan: The dictionary will help you with that.

Stan Jr.: Well, I think that all life persicacity is better than all dictionaries fused.

Stan:.....

Stan Jr.: What?

Stan: You know what persicacity(experience) and fused mean.... but not inevitable?

Stan Jr..: Dont make fun of my vocabulary, dad.

 

[mimitchi&hanatchilover]

Missi Miminigo Sogo : I shall RUN!!!

Sadalagigagoogo : From what?

Missi Miminigo Sogo : From YOU!!!

Sadalagigagoogo : Oh.

Hahahaha! Two fun friends and their adventures.... apparently the Young Mimitchi gets all the advantages. YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

 

[dmoquinn]

-Elvis Presley

:furawatchi: -Low

-Yaru

We are going to camp outside, Ooh Camp outside are house!

We are going to some fun, Ooh Fun, Fun, Fun, Fun, Fun,

Elvis Died and he's alive.

all said: Camping Outside, We just got eaten', Eatin', By a, Bear!!!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

p.s. this is a song so the song is, Viva Las Vegas by Elvis Presley.

 

[crazytamas]

Candy

Tom

  Hi I am going to eat candy!

  Ahhh!!! He is going to eat me! Ahhhh!

I liked that one. It was funny. It made me think of this one:

(name is Nuts Peanuts) (name is Strawberry Fresh): Hey Food-Lover! What does your owner do to you when you're a good doggy?

(name is Food-Lover Dog):Hello friends! He gives me my favorite food.

(name is Fish Star):Which is...?

Nuts/Peanuts, strawberry that are FRESH, and fish, especially the ones decorated by a giant big star!!!

AHHHHH!!!!! I'M YOUR FAVORITE FOOD??? *runs away*

AHHHHH!!!!! I'M YOUR FAVORITE FOOD??? *runs away*

AHHHHH!!!!! I'M YOUR FAVORITE FOOD??? *runs away*

:...What did I say that was wrong?

 

[crazytamas]

Anna

:furawatchi: TV!!

  :furawatchi: Anna y did u do that!

  She hurt me! 

I don't get that...

 

[crazytamas]

THERE IS AN EXTREMELY FUNNY VIDEO ON YOUTUBE! JUST CLICK HERE!

LOL! Awesome video, dude!

 

[tensatchi]

hana

:furawatchi: net

lily

:furawatchi: hector

jak

The umbrella

hana:net lily hector jak comeon were gonna be late for the bus!

lily: ok just a moment wheres my...............UMBRELLA

Jak: i ate it !

lily:wwwhy!?!

Jak:it smelt like cheese...speaking of cheese wheres hector he loves cheese!

lily:CHEESE IT SMELT LIKE CHEESE WHY I OUGHTA................

Hana:whoa whoa whoa brake it up

LILY : buti need the umbrella it said its gonna rain today!

hector:BURP BURP BURP .... wats the racket out here its gonna rain noway its not even cloudy

lily: but....but.....

hana:no more now lets go everyone

lilyki

jakk

hactork

netk

(at the zoo)

net: my senses atre tingling i think its gonna rain .......i mean i know its gonna rain

hector:noway just cuz theres a few cluds doesnt mean it gonna rain right?

lily: yah sure..........watever

hector and jaksniff) (sniff)............CHEEZE....................

hana and lily: noooooo doent take the cheeze from the mutated rats

net: to late

(5 hours pass)

THUNDER: BOOM BOOM CKRR CRR

RAIN: pitter patter pitter patter

lily and net: told ya its gonna rain

Jak and hector and hana:WHENS THE BUS GONN ACOME

THE END

 

[hkmymlg]

= Stanley (Doesnt know english) ^_^ =Women

= Boy

= soccer team

= Police

Women: Uh huh, uh huh oh yea, oh yea!

Stanley goes to park...

boy: He stole my lollypop

soccer team: yes!

Someone is found dead on the playground and a knife in his chest...

police asks stanley: did you kill this guy?

Stanley:Uh huh, uh huh oh yea, oh yea!

police:Why did u kill him?

Stanley"He stole my lollypop

police: do u want to go to jail?

sTANLEY: yes!

why is the women saying that