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:blink: Mikey (camera guy)(Miley and Rileys dad)

:angry: Miley (golf expert)

:angry: Riley (doesn't know how 2 play golf)

Mikey:*turnscamera on*The best golf video ever.Take 1.

Miley;*hits golf ball right in the hole*Yes!

Mikey:Niice,Miley.Riley your turn.

Riley:*misses hole*

Mikey:It's okay Riley.Try again.The best golf video ever.Take 2.

Miley:*hits ball into hole again*

Riley:*hits the ball the wrong way*

Mikey:*balls hits him in the wrong place**falls down with camera*

Miley:Dad are you okay?

 
:huh: =Shar

:ph34r: =Mar

:p =Dar

^_^ =Far

:D *sings song rong* Dancing Queen, Jellybean, Only Seventeen.

-_- *sings song rong*Break up, break up, when your with your boy.

:ph34r: *sings song rong* Have I told you lately, that I'm your poop.

:p Your not good at the Karaoke so I'm going to the Nightclub.

 
^_^ =Grape

-_- =Farty

:D Hooray! Where going to the grand opening of Tama Planet Hotel and Casino! *drives family to Tama Planet*

all: WHERE HERE!!

:huh: Gambles and wins on TamaBucks Slot Machine* I WON 100,000,000,000,000,00 GP. *everybody in the casino fainted except Farty and Grape*

:ph34r: *drinks beer at the bar* mmm. this is good *drinks more and falls off his chair*

 
Here's part 2 of tama planet. Sorry I can't stop posting.

:eek: =Grape

:ph34r: =Farty

:huh: This is a LONG line. *pushes people like dominoes*

:mimitchi: *uses the toilet* *cries for no reason*

all: *goes to hotel room and breaks the window*

:unsure: What should we do?

:eek: Jump.

all: *jumps out of window* AAAAHHH!!!!!!!

:D Are you alright?

:mellow: That was fun!!

 
. . . Dmmquin, please don't triple post.

:eek: Kurt

:huh: Sammy

:ph3hr: Longie

Sammy: Hey Kurt!

Kurt: Hey Sammy!

Longie: Hiya guys!

Kurt: Uh Oh I forgot my lunchbox at school. I have to go get it. *goes and gets it* *comes back*

Longie: We're late for school!

Kurt: Late? I just got there!

Sammy: But You're late for chemistry..

Sammy: and PE.

Kurt: Huh?

All: RUN!!! *they run to school*

 
HAHAHAHAHA very funny!

:D emma

:eek: sandy.

:angry: :hey sandy why are you drinking that?

:eek: :what?

:angry: toilet water!that is what your'e drinking.hold on that is pee!

:ph34r: aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!

*bomb drops on ground*

B) aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!before we die i would like to say this:......KABOOM!!!!!!!!.

*they turm black then crumple to dust*

:huh: that pee makes bombs drop when someone drinks it!

B) ummm i think i orderd some fish n, chips.

:eek: SAAAAAAAAAANDYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

B) what?

 
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:angry: Helen

:D Josh

Helen:Whatcha doing?

Josh: Eating Chocolate.

Helen:Whered you get it from?

Josh:My dog dropped it.

Helen:Wheres your dog?

Josh:At da door.

Helen:Whats he doing?

Josh:Making more chocolate.

 
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i got that!!funny!funny!FUNNYYYYY!!!

:kusatchi: sausages

:mimitchi: mum

;) sally

^_^ chicken

mum:sally what ARE you doing?

sally:eating chicken and sausages.why.

mum:because you are also eating the tv!

sally:no that is sausages

mum:and a flower is eating the house!

sally:eek:h that isn't a flower it's chicken!

*bomb drops on ground*

sally:ummmmm what should we domwith the bomb?eat it?*puts bomb in her mouth and explodes*

mum:SAAAAALLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sally:errerrreeeeerrrrr*cant speak*

 
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...not funny...

:angry: Karren

:( Bob

:D Bob's mom

^_^ Popular girl, Becky

Bob's mom:Goodbye my wittle pumpkin wumpkin!*kisses him and leaves a mark*

Bob:Yeah mom.*leaves to school*

Karren was walking to the bus stop with him and laughed

Karren:*moves to the other side of the road*Ummm...Bob...

Bob:Yes?

Karren:Never mind

Becky Is at the bus stop with them and accully falls on the groud laughing(rofl)

The bus leaves and Bob and Karren got on but Becky missed it and a car went by and splashes water on her

At school...

Bob looks at Becky

Bob:Revenge is sweet...

Karren:Haw haw...(haha sarcastic)

 
:D Icee

:D Mina

Mina: Icee, have you seen the movie Destructions of the Icee before? I watched it once!

Icee: I've watched it twice-

Mina: Oh, you haven't? LET'S GO WATCH IT!!

*they watch*

Mina: That was the first time I watched it?

Icee: Huh? You sounded like you already watched it.

Mina: That was a lie.

Icee: You suck!

 
:D is playing the role of Oreo

:D is playing the role of Bobert.

:D is playing the role of Oreo's mom

:D Aw is that dress to small? i knew you went up a dress size.

:D This isn't a dress! It's a kilt...

:D Well, you will be wearing a dress when you lose this bet! *turns around to walk away*

:D WELL IT AIN'T OVER TILL THE FAT LADY SINGS! Oh I am sorry, I didn't mean to drag your mom into this.

:D OH NO YOU DI'INT!!! *hits Bobert with purse*

Not really funny Mametchi...

 
............. That isn't very funny either.

:D Mr. B

:eek: Kurt

B) Sammy

:eek: Kevin

Mr. B: Ok class. What is 1+1?

Kurt: 2!

Mr. B: No, 5. I have 5 kids, and me and my wife are 1+1.

Sammy: Please don't talk about that now..

Mr. B: Sammy, you have talked out. What's a line drive?

Sammy: a ball hit toward the outfield, but caught by the 3rd baseman or 1st baseman. *flicks hair*

Mr. B: Wrong. It's a drive in a straight line.

Kurt and Sammy: What?

Kevin: Your mean, Mr. B!

Mr. B: What does mean mean? I know what it means.

Kevin: It means you are being very annoying to us, and you trortue us!

Kurt: It means you are telling someone about something!

Sammy: Yeah!

Mr. B: Wrong again. Mean is the sum you get by dividing the statistics.

Sammy, Kurt and Kevin: WHAT!?

Mr. B: True. What does WTF stand for?

Sammy: What the f***

Mr. B: Sammy, you just said a bad word. o the office you go.

Kurt: O_O

Kevin: *eats popcorn*

Mr. B: *steals popcorn and eats*

Mr. B: Mathtime is over.

The 3: That was math?

Mr. B: Techincally, yes. What does Technically mean?

*the 3 kids fall out of their seats*

END

 
M4E, Thats funny! XD

;) is the Game Hostess

;) is the PErson obsessed with video games.

:huh: :*Sigh* the person to win tonights show will win a Trip to Oblivion.

:furawatchi: : *GASP!* Like the game!?!

;) : oh wait, thats Bolivia

:furawatchi: :Aww....

 
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hahahaha not funny TK

;) Ellen Sue

:huh: Franny

;) Kathelynn

;) Joke Teller Guy

Joke Teller Guy:Why are there no penguins in Eourope?

Franny:Why?

Joke Teller Guy:Because they're arfraid of Wales!What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Ellen Sue:What?

Joke Teller Guy: A FSH

Kathelynn:If Joke Teller Guy had two brothers,what would all their names be?

Everyone Else:What?

Kathelynn:Dee,Dee-Dee and Dee Ti ri.

 
... Kinda... Funny? Haha.. *cough* *cough*

The thrid part of Kurt and friends!

:kuribotchi: Kurt

:mellow: Mr. B

:lol: Kevin

;) Sammy

:lol: Zacky

Mr. B: *Reading a book* Alright. It's time to go home.

Kurt: It's only 2:30!

Mr. B: OK! Hooray! Let's go!

Kurt: *gets backpack and stuff packed*

Mr. B: *continues reading* Class, you are dismissed.

*the others pack and leave*

Mr. B: !! HEY! COME BACK!

Zacky: *is trying to force a paper in his pack*

Mr. B: *grabs Zacky, and flings him at the group of retreating students*

Zacky: OMG! MY SPLEEN!! *screams to death* AHHH!

Kevin: *lost his memory* Duhh.... What's this? *holds up Zacky's spleen* Oh! a hot dog! *eats it*

Kurt: *is back in classroom before getting hit*

Sammy: Aggghh... That hurt-*his prized signed baseball helmet is cracked into 5000 pieces* NOOO! IT CRACKED OPEN!! NOOOOOO WAHHHHHHH!! NOOOO MY HELMET SIGNED BY SAMMY SOSA HIMSELF!1! AGH! G0D, WHY?

Kurt eats a eclair while watching them.

Mr. B is sighing, and continues reading. "Just kidding, class you can't go!" "What?"

END!

 
blink blink...erm...

:mellow: is Lola

B) is Hannah

:kuribotchi: Bucky

bucky: *dancing*

B) what are you doing...?

bucky: walkin my dog!

B) *starts miming walking the dog*

:lol: Whatcha doin?

B) : playing the guitar!

;) *plays air guitar*

bucky: Whatcha doin?

:lol: taking a shower!

bucky: *starts miming taking a shower*

B) whatcha doin?

bucky: I'm doing ballet!

B) *starts doing ballet*

:lol: Whatcha doin?

B) : Walking with you.

:lol: *walks away with Hannah*

bucky: Where did everybody go?

Eh I know it is not that good but I got it from camp.

 
`~Here's Mine~`

The Phycic adventures of Marumimitchi!

:( :Marumimitchi. Pretending to be physic.

:huh: Mimitchi. Working on a roof.

:eek: Whhhaaat arrrrrrrre yyyoooooou dooooing?

:huh: Working on a roof.

:D Doooooo yoooooou waaant a foortune tooold?

:huh: Ok. But I have to get back to work.

:huh: Alriiiiiight. You will jump on a roof, fall through a hole and a brick will nearly get you on the heeeeead.

:eek: That's stupid.

:huh: Fiiiiine. It's you're fuuuneral.

:wacko: Of all the crazy tthiiiiiiiiiiiiiings!!!!!!!

And just enough, he fell through a hole and a brick nearly got him in the head.

:huh: But actually Mimitchi, I was just joking.

:wacko: Urmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

 
kuchipatchi is me

the mametchi w/ sunglasses is weird memetchi

the sad guy is the weird guy that has no feelings

nazotchi is the secret guy no one knew

:angry: :*starts to take a bite of his chicken*

:eek: Oh no! I have a wart!

:angry: Gets REALLY mad and kills wart guy

:eek: Gets :eek:

B) OMG I have a wart!

:eek: turns more mad

and kills B)

B) gets :rolleyes:

B) HELP ME I HAVE A WART!!!!!!

:p here ya go

:angry: pops wart guy's wart

EWWWWWWWWWWW

so that's how it ended

 
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