Your favourite insults.

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

I have a few. I can't remember them all, though. Here's one:

Betty Crocker makes a better batter than your mother.

Ehh?

 

[.tee.hee...x]

The lights are on but nobody's home.

I use that all the time XD

 

[x.Cant//Knit.x]

''YOU CHILD!''

I use that a lot. Way more than I should. Actually, I use it as an insult, but also as a compliment. Usually if there's no adjective before the word ''child'', than it's an insult. If there's an adjective, it's a compliment.

And that's about it. My mind isn't working very well.

I try not to insult people.

 

[Lost Girl]

If anyone watches Good News Week;

Go stick your head up a... Fluck off...

I say fluck lol.

 

[Rocken Sisters]

It's not really an insult, but if someone says 'You can't even take a joke' I'd say back, 'I can when it's funny'.

 

[x.Cant//Knit.x]

If anyone watches Good News Week;Go stick your head up a... Fluck off...

I say fluck lol.

You are now my fluck buddy

I say fluck as well.

Though teachers think it sounds too similiar to the eff word, so I try not to say it at school, haha.

 

[Fire.Fly]

YOUR MUM READS TWILIGHT.

That one cracks me up everytime.

 

[Tomato-kun]

Your mother

and nerd

My cousins use those all the time too.

the only one that i use is buttwipe. :furawatchi:

 

[`Krystal]

You bundt cake. Go in a hole and die.

XD

 

[~Kaythina~]

Haha. Impersonation time!

Ooh, look at me! I'm Name edited for personal reasons! I like rainbows and unicorns! I wear girl pants and a pink tu-tu! EEK! I chipped a nail! *faint*

My impersonation of someone (a BOY) at school. The tu-tu thing isn't true, and neither is the rainbow or unicorn thing. But the girl pants and the nail thing is true. I like to stretch the truth about him.

Family insults about my uncle Kent:

1) He's so hot, if you tried to cook spaghetti on him, you could've sworn we were at the north pole!

2)Me: (shopping) Oh! Dad, there's the lard! Dad: You mean Kent?

(Lard is fat)

3)(At Christmas) me: Kent, you could easily pass of as Saint Nick! Kent: How's that? Me: All you need is the suit, hat, and beard and you're ready to go! You've already got the fat.

 

[Mazeay]

I call people TOOLS a lot. In a joking way.

But I'm not much of an insult person, I suck xD I'm more of a bad comeback person. D:

 

[Cinderpelt]

The majority of the time my insults include vulgar language.

And a lot of the time I play on the words of the situation or whatever we're talking about.

Some of the time it will go something like this though:

FRIEND: ... and it looked like an orange-

ME: YOU LOOK LIKE AN ORANGE.

But that's just a fail example.

But I do that a lot, with whatever we're talking about.

 

[Snowfang]

Some that I use:

Go die in a hole. and,

MY GRANDMA CAN RUN FASTER!

 

[Kusterbeck95]

[insult towards me]

me - no but your mother is.

normally followed by Ohhh HELLLO

 

[Lady_Shay]

You are now my fluck buddy I say fluck as well.

Though teachers think it sounds too similiar to the eff word, so I try not to say it at school, haha.

You can add that to the "What I'd say!" topic.

Fluck buddy (minus the l) is a person you have sex with.

 

[Yukitchi]

My current favorite

There's no 'i' in team

But there's a 'u' in stupid

My bro actually tried to come back with

Yeah? well i'm not stupid 'cause there's no 'i' in stupid

wow.

 

[Janna]

Usually it involves somebody eating something and commenting on how bad it tastes and me yelling, "THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID LAST NIGHT! "

My sister and I have tons of insults toward eachother. I once told her that if she straightened her hair she might actually look like a girl from behind. xD

She usually just calls me jailbait and we settle it there.

 

[x.E s t h e r]

My insults need a lot of improvement. xD

I rarely start an argument, but I have some pretty good comebacks.

"Your Mum" and "So's your face" are classics, but I'm inventive with my dissing too. Saying things that don't make sense is a great way to throw people off, so you can run away. 8D

 

[Janna]

Oh, Esther, that reminded me.. It's a lot of fun to watch people's face when you say, "You know what I thought when I first saw your mom? 'I'd tap that.'" :3

 

[Lady_Shay]

I don't need combats. ALl I have to do is say: "NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!"

Or mock the person. XD