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10/10 OH NOEZ! ;)

I ATE MY MP3 PLAYER AND NOW WHENEVER I OPEN MY MOUTH MUSIC COMES OUT!

 
LOL 10/10

OH NO, I OPENED THE DOOR AND A FIRE EXTINGUISHER BRNT ME. :< AND GEORGE BUSH WAS HOLDING IT. HE WAS WEARING A SKIRT. lol.

 
10/10...

i hate and loathe justin timbalake...(true)

 
8/10 o.o

I WAS PLAYING IN THE BACKYARD SUDDENLY EVERYHING GOT ON FIRE AND MY HANDS BURNED OFF MY EAR BURNED OF AND MY EYEBALL BURNED OUT. O.O!1

(its didnt happen! If did then how can i type?)

 
6/10

One time I licked my friend's hand twice and then I said 'It tastes like Christmas!'.(it really tasted like nothing... ;) )

 
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0/10 Ho hum

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.

I dunno why she swallowed that fly,

Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,

That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.

But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -

Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;

How absurd, to swallow a bird!

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider

That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.

But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -

Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.

Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider

That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.

But I dunno why she swallowed that fly

Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.

What a hog! To swallow a dog!

She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider

That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.

But I dunno why she swallowed that fly

Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a goat.

Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!

She swallowed the goat to catch the dog ...

She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider

That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.

But I dunno why she swallowed that fly

Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.

I don't know how she swallowed a cow!

She swallowed the cow to catch the goat...

She swallowed the goat to catch the dog...

She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider

That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.

But I dunno why she swallowed that fly

Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse -

She's dead, of course.

But, she:

Swallowed the horse to catch the cow,

She swallowed the cow to catch the goat...

She swallowed the goat to catch the dog...

She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider

That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.

But I dunno why she swallowed that fly

And she did die.

 
[SIZE=8pt]Omgsters: 674657236527 / 10 [/SIZE]

(That...was truely EPIC!)

 

Ok, ok.

HERE IS TRUE EPICNESS.

 

 

 

desu.

desu.

desu.

desu.

desu.

desu.

sedu.

 
5/10

Why did the monkey fall out of a tree?

It was dead

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?

It was holding the first one's hand

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?

It thought it was a joke and jumped out

There was a man riding a bike. He fell off and three monkeys landed on him

 
... 6/10

Stop Animal Abuse...

Continue Animal Abuse!

Stop Animal Abuse...

Continue Animal Abuse!

Stop Animal Abuse...

Continue Animal Abuse!

Stop Animal Abuse...

Continue Animal Abuse!

Stop Animal Abuse...

Continue Animal Abuse!

And watch all the animals live and die!!

 
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