*pokes person above* MUAHAHAHHAHAHA MY EVIL PLAN HAS WORKED!!!!!!!! I HAVE SUCCEDED!!!!!!!!! THE WORLD IS MINE!!!!!!!! *falls on the floor* HI FLOOR! MAKE ME A SAMICH *says it like sam-itch*
You look at your tama, and there, on the screen was... GEORGE BUSH SINGING COUNTRY SONGS!! YOU COULD HEAR HIM SINGING COUNTRY/ROCK/BLUE SONGS FROM THE 60'S, 70'S, 80'S AND 90'S!!
10/10 *screams like a little girl* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
you lose a tooth and put it under your pillow. You wake up the next morning and pull out, instead of money, an apple core that has a HUGE dead bug on it!
So your asleep when you hear your TV crackling. You go to your TV and Samara (Ring Girl) comes out. You scream and run down the hall. The It clown comes out of your toilet, the Grudge comes out of your attic.
Your playing on your computer when A clown takes it then a wheel on a jet-ski falls off, and it would take the same size to cover the dog house with pancakes even when your arm grew 10-feet long