+*I Like Purple!*+

[mochatchi34]

Purple is making me sad. She has a cast on her leg. So I got a purple laptop 2 years ago for Christmas, so I still use it. I got my laptop and went to youtube. Then she wanted to watch Fred videos, so my day was filled with *in a high pitched voice* "Hey, guys, it's Fred!" and "I didn't take my pills! DON'T TELL MY MOM I LOST MY PILLS!" Wow. Super duper annoying!

~Chicken Fried Steak

 

[KareliaTheTama]

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME:

Dun dun dun dun dun dun

 

[mochatchi34]

Aaahhh! Fred is haunting me in my nightmares!!!! Why can't Purple watch something sensible?

-Rawr.

 

[Space Unicorn]

Purple had to go to the vet again to remove the cast and guess what? THEY SAID THAT PURPLE NEEDS TO HAVE NO MORE SUGAR FOR 2 WEEKS. Purple started talking in a Fred voice

 

~abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

 

[mochatchi34]

So. Sugar is Purple's problem. Makes sense. And now that she has no cast, I can refuse her Fred videos! YAYAYYYY!!! I love UNICORNS!

~~ :furawatchi:

 

[It`s Teri]

Wait... doesn't chocolate have sugar in it? If sugar is the problem, why does chocolate shut Purple up? I'mma go to the vet about this...

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Well, I went to the vet, again, and they said I'm allowed to put her on a chocolate only diet, as, oddly enough, chocolate keeps her quiet. I must tell Sparkle to tell Waffle that if he wants to give Purple cupcakes, they have to be chocolate because she is on a chocolate only diet! So no more Fred videos and only chocolate for Purple! Yay, we can eat chocolate together YAYAYAYAY!!!!!

~ Stephanie

 

[sakura-san123]

Me and purrrple have just being eating bars and bars of chocolate, and now we are reallllllllllllyyyy hyyyper!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOT WOOOOOOOOT!!!

BYEE!

 

[mochatchi34]

Yo! Sparkle is mad at me(not really) cuz im too hyper. She thinks im drunk or high or something! Well if I am, its cuz Ive had CHOCOLATE! Idk im soõōøœóòöôo hyper!

-Eèéêëēėępp!

 

[It`s Teri]

Purple was calmer, but I'm not giving her anymore sugar in case it happens again! So I come home to see Purple as a human and she had my laptop, and all I could hear was "NYAN NYAN NYAN!" That's right, she was on Nyan Cat! I told her to turn it off, and she said, "But I'm up to 1 million nyans!" I turned it off anyway but now, every day, just like with Fred, I have to put up with "NYAN NYAN NYAN" over and over again. I'm not hyper anymore! So Sparkle is my friend again because I told her about Purple's chocolate-only diet, and how I ate chocolate with her and how it made me hyper and she said "Okay" so we're BFF again!

~ Biancaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Tinkalila]

Today I learned that you're not allowed to drink sports drinks with bendy straws in math class. Go figure.

- Kate The Great

 

[tamafreeze]

Today Purple called me gaga and started peeing on my laptop o_0